- "Crazy Old Coot" Jailed for Calling 911 20 Times
- With this ring, I thee wed
- NC man busted for growing pot in grandma's garden
- The latest in cell phone design: The old rotary dial ring phone
- Man shot in tongue, and doesn't feel a thing
- Giant Popsicle Melts, Floods New York Park
- Astrologist sues NASA
- Parents hire Stripper for son's 16th birthday party
- Hoping the case goes up in smoke...
- 22 and identity stolen... 22 Months that is
- Burning rubber
- Sony sued for quoting fictional movie reviewers
- Man accused of having sex --- with a rabbit
- Gas clerk faces assault charge for slapping stupid girl's cigarette
- Woman lies to daughter about settlement, steals half the money
- I went to the hospital and I got my brakes tightened
- Don't you monkey with the (smoking) monkey
- Kids at British school can use F-word---but only 5 times a day
- New-age Cinderella banned
- Christopher Reeve charity sponsoring orgasm research
- Dead cat? Power your car with it
- How do you fracture that?!
- Coppola-Cage child named after Superman
- Man wants State-funded prostitutes
- Sex Theme Park, Coming Soon!
- Dead man gets parking ticket
- 8 Year Old kills 200-pound bear
- Mysterious number "2" showed up on 'Wilma' radar image
- Fatter buttocks require longer needles
- Fatter buttocks require longer needles
- Russian 'squirrel pack' kills dog
- 83 year old granny parties like it's 1939
- Penguin stolen from zoo
- Pack of Angry Chihuahuas Attack Police Officer
- Just like their owners, pets are getting fatter too
- Village People Cop Wanted By Police
- Woman hides gun... There.
- MA minor league team wants to ban the Yankees
- Westminster Show dog goes missing
- 'Monster' cat weighs 33 lbs.
- Teacher fired after allegedly biting pupil
- Stop in the name of the Mouse!
- Suing for love
- And you thought your parents were weird...
- Men suing MLB teams for Mother's Day promos
- Driver had 18 times legal alcohol limit in blood
- Man had 70,000 beer cans in his townhouse
- Six-year-old boy weighs 210 lbs.
- Cat trees black bear
- Donut-loving dog starts fire
- 10 years of wood
- Harriet the Tortoise Dies at 175
- Inmate had a light bulb up his...yeah...there
- Four year-old loses pageant after 'flipping off' the crowd
- Mobs beats up NYC cab driver, then beats up fare
- Mom has quadruplets 3 years after triplets
- When you're having a bad day.....
- Ancient Pyramids in Bosnia?
- Crafting guns into guitars
- Mom jailed for letting 18 month smoke dope...
- Disney takes action over video of characters stimulating an 'orgy'
- 'Cross-Dressers' mace mall customers
- Lidle plane hit apartment of Thanksgiving victim
- lindsay Lohan: 'I haven't had a drink in a week'
- Lindsay Lohan: 'I haven't had a drink in a week'
- Woman beaten on Jerusalem bus for refusing to move to rear seat
- Rosie O'Donnel slams Trump, Trump threatens lawsuit
- 175-Ton Sculpture Collapses At Kennesaw State
- Sundance premieres documentary about man who died while having sex with a horse
- Mummified man found in front of TV, still on
- Drunk driver calls police, 'dares' them to find him
- Virginia Tech Killer Once Purchased Three Dozen Rubber Duckies on eBay
- Spiders found in boy's ear
- Boy bags 1,051 lb. wild hog
- City of Seattle May Ban Microwave Popcorn
- Herman Munster the victim of identity theft!
- U.K. Survey: One-third of cell phone users wouldn't give up their phones for $2M
- Sir Elton rages as princes security guard makes him walk to post-gig party
- Ask Michael Moore to shoot a gay movie
- Junk food is making seagulls fat and infertile
- Boy's lemonade stand is robbed
- Nepalese Airline Sacrifices Goats To Appease Sky God
- Haven't we ALL felt like doing this at least once in our lives?
- Santa told to slim down, 'set a good example'
- Hilton Grandfather Pledges His Fortune To Charity
- 'Hearty Eaters' Say Buffet Banned Them
- India: State to use unemployed youths to sterilize monkeys
- Suicidal pets get anti-depressants
- Virgin Mary pretzel for sale on eBay
- Dumb Criminal
- 10,000 pot smokers light up at University of Colorado
- 3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
- My mommy is my daddy... Man gives birth
- Reported UFO turns out to be Moon