(NBC) Bupkis

[Boss MD]

Bupkis...as (Bupkis) so (bupkis) adroitly (bupkis) pointed (bupkis) out (bupkis)...its a silly word and we love saying it.

What other words are silly and we love saying?

*Patooie
*Balderdash
*Hokie
*Ba Da Bing?

Apparenlt, I have too much time on my hands this am and the meds are working.

:D:D:D

[Edited by Boss MD on June 29th, 2001 at 08:18 AM]

[AliDoes]

Ratassbastard is my personal favorite.......:D

[young again]

Knish! :)

(Can anyone guess what I'm having for lunch?)

[Hidinonabackstreets]

My list:
"Homina-Homina.."(repeat until you crack-up..hint, go faster & faster..))-Ralph Cramden

"Boom-Shaka-Lakka-Lakka, Boom-Shaka-Lakka-Lakka.."-Sly & the Family Stone

Poop.

The seven words you can't say on television (George Carlin):
sh*t/p*ss/f**k/c*nt/c**ks**ker/m*therf**ker&t*ts.
better than (super-calafragilistic-espiala-docious)-from Mary Poppins
(try both of 'em 10x fast! ha ha ha!)

The intro to 'Rave On' by Buddy Holly: "...A-We-eh-eh-eh-eh-la Things you say and the things you do.."

Poop.

"Take you ridin' in the car, car..
Bbbb-Bbbb-duka-duka-Bbbb-Bbb,
Bbbb-Bbbb-Duka-duka-Bbbb-Bbb,
Take you ridin' in the car..."
-Woody Guthrie-


"You know who Billy Idol is? Well I'm Billy Griffin."
-Billy Griffin-


Dick Butkis: The only athlete who's name would include all the male genitilia if his middle name was 'nutbag'.

Oral Roberts (What was HIS mother thinking?) has a lesser known brother named Anal. * <(picture)

**<(picture of both of 'em)

If Tuesday Weld married Hal March, & they had a daughter she'd be Tuesday March the Second.

Poop.



[Edited by hidinonabksts@webtv.net on June 29th, 2001 at 08:54 AM]

[fanatic7]

I see the potential for this to become a hysterical thread.

[dudley]

...extrememly prolific
this morning!
what meds are you
on and can we
have some?

ali: similar to
one of my favorites -
"who gives a
flyingrat'sass"

[young again]

http://www.fsu.edu/~a2s/words/moregood.htm

Don't ask.

[dudley]

why-again:
great site -
educational too!!!!

okay so its a really
suckie day here!
the little pie-faced
weather girl said the
humidity was low this
morning (it was 94%
at 6am) how friggin'
high does it have to
go - to be high humidity...
then my client/boss was
a total a$$ again - three
days in a row - had it
with him - some days i'd
like to chop him up with
an ax!

did my time(36 horrible minutes)
on the "variable resistance climber"
i'd like
to dismantle its resistance -
friends called last
night woke us up to invite us out
tonight only to call back & cancel
today - we'd just gotten back to sleep
from their phone call and crash!&*&$#^%
the real dudley got disoriented and
fell outta bed and crashed on the floor
- he's almost 105 years
- whaddya gonna do?
and its about 99.997097% humidity now...
it wants to rain - its hotter than hell -
but it just can't bring itself to rain
so i'm draggin' a hose over five acres -
and bugs are bittin' me and sweat is
rolling down...well, places that you
just don't want to think about much less
know about - and
there's nothin' in the house to drink,
but water and i have to do this stupid
transcript of a transportation authority
meeting and its gonna take forever and
i really don't want to listen to all that
***** all over again & again & again and
well, sniff , sniff , today - i hate my
job and my client and the weather
and my friends ain't too high up on my
list neither and....
boss md ain't sharin'
any meds and its plainly obvious that i
could use some - and ken is leaving
and mmaire gets to go to a "fancy
dress-up ball" and dari won't let herself
be voted for and there are 257 channels
and nuthin' on the t.v. and there ain't
nuthin' happenin' in this ***** hole
town and i'm - uhhh,
i'm - can i say it? - i'm uhhh,
i used to get in trouble as a
kid for sayin' it.......

I'M BORED....

[Briscoe]

Oh my goodness Dudley, you poor thing. What a day! I think since Boss MD isn't sharing the meds you need to self medicate with any colored liquid available. QUICK get your self to a colored liquid store!!!
Hope your day gets better and I sure hope the real Dudley is OK after his accident!
Cheers,

Sharon
(I like to say whatdayacallit)

[The Music Traveler]

I'm partial to thingamajig and do-hickey.
I also like to throw a monkey in the wrench every now and then. :D
and I'd like some meds too please :)

Hey Dudley - Sure hope your day improves!
What's the 4th looking like down there?

Splenderifous is a good one too, I always thought it was something I made up until I started doing crossword puzzles and learned it was a real word!

[Edited by The Music Traveler on June 29th, 2001 at 02:08 PM]

[Boss MD]

The meds (wimpy Darvocet and Flexeril washed down with PBR) usual work, but they're here. You guys coming over? Boss RKS has the same stuff more or less. Hey, after the discogram (highly recommended for all masochists out there), they gave me Percocet....eeewwwww...warm fuzzy feelings....mmm..good.

Stayed home today since the mechanic (after 12 weeks, no kidding) still has my wife's car and my car was needed. Her car needed a crank kit put it and he's doing it at night. Also, had to go to court today to testify against a guy who almost hit all of us as we were traveling back from a lacrosse game. Dipsh*t didn't show up, so a bench warrant goes out to another lucky player in our game of "Let's Dodge The Legal System" Stay tuned to America's Most Wanted for weekly updates. Actually , the young Bosses came along so it was at least an educational experience for them.

Here's more:
*Gizmo
*Hoity Toity
*Jabberwocky

:D:D:D

[young again]

Highfalutin'

[dari]

dudley

did i mention that i love you? and that i don't mean to laugh at your really sh**ty day but your post has me on the floor in stitches...especially the part about the little pie-faced girl and her humidity claims. don't know why that struck me as so funny but as you are well aware the humidity in fla isn't considered high until around 99%. absolutely the worst "bad hair day" in the country except for maybe new orleans and houston..... i know. i have the bad hair fulltime to prove it.

boss md

love all of your words! and i use them all too.


dari

[NashCat]

These are my total favs, in the words of SSJ.

Great ugubuggu ah sugggugha bugga

(is that close??)

[LJK]

Hornswoggled.

[Hazeleyes]

wow, Dudley, I hope your day got better. Can relate to the humidity (and Dari's hair looked fine in our Houston humidity). Got so caught up in your post, forgot what my word was. Hang in there, and remember what Scarlet said, tomorrow will be a better day (or something like that).

Oh, and for all those non-Texans, we have the famous Ima Hogg here (now what where her parents thinking, and believe it or not she never got married, so that was her name until she died), but there is no truth to the rumor she had a brother named Ura Hogg.

[Tooth Fairy]

Hidin',
You killed me. ROTFLMFAO!

How about Kakamamie. :D

[LJK]

I'm moving this thread back to the top because I've been really depressed for weeks and it made me laugh. So there!

[LJK]

Oh, btw hidin, you can say some of those words on television now, you just can't put them on the board!

[Boss MD]

Dimsdale!

[Toots]

One of my own personal faves when someone asks how you are...

"I'm just f***ing ducky thank you"

Quack Quack

I don't know what took me so long to read this thread, I just loved Dudley's miserable day


Toots

[Bustedsister]

Hidin', I see you are aspiring to be in the "Funniest Boardmember" seat next year. :D


Dudley !! Achy-wawa !!!

[dudley]

vastly improved
when a few hours
after that post
the other dudley
and i followed the
advice of briscoe
and went to a new
restaurant - we had
huge margaritas that
were 99% tequila
and 1% a florescent
green liquid like we
had never seen -

it rained most of the
day saturday (yeah no
dragging the damn hoses)
- still recovering from the
florescent green liquid
i have no memory of what
we did

dudder seems none the worse
for wear after his accident
at his age - who can tell...

dari: both of us dudley's
unfortunately have curly hair
- so we never have
a good hair day -
our "pie-faced" weather girl is
unreal - with a deep south accent
- i think they pulled
her out of the deepest backwoods
little town they could find &
brought her to the "big city"
watching her do the weather is
always a treat - sometimes she'll
put up the wrong forecast "don't
worry about that - that's yesterdays"
hey, that's 90 degrees for the high -
not the wind speed, ya'll don't really
need to see that radar" - can't wait to
see how she handles a hurricane...
she has these really "suthern" expressions,
dresses like she's a 12 year old in 1962 -
my favorite is her "surf reports" -
the other dudley is a long time surfer
and he is most offended when our girl
mangles surf terms - like "the surf is
3'and glossy" instead of 3'& glassy -
- ironically they've recently hired a new
"main weatherman" who is polished and
seems like such a pompus jerk - that we
find ourselves watching and cheering for
"our pie-face" at least she's fun
to watch & you never know what she is going
to say...

see how boring my life is - reduced
to being intimately involved in weather
watching -
glad my misery brought happiness to some!
on to face to new week......

[dari]

another person i should have voted for in the "funniest person" category. jeez...it's like comedy central here with dudley and doc and murphy and ljk....and the list goes on....

and we are reaping all of the benefits. i haven't stopped laughing this morning.


dari

[LJK]

I almost forgot about "tarnation" as in "What in tarnation is going on here?"

[Hidinonabackstreets]

<<"What in tarnation is going on here?">>

"well, these varmints are trying to take our land..."

[dudley]

"and the boweevil
said to the farmer,
but we gotta have
a home, we just
gotta have a home..."

[Hidinonabackstreets]

"You're just jealous 'cause the whole world's out there boinking, and you're not."

"How can you refer to the act of human pro-creation as 'Boinking'?"

"Boink. BoinkBoinkBoinkBoinkBoink."
===============================

-Cybill Shepherd & Bruce Willis as
Maddie Hayes & David Addison on 'Moonlighting'-

[stk]

That's some cockamamie poppycock!!!

[dudley]

fother mucker

[Hidinonabackstreets]

Poppycock=Grandpa Johnson

ar ar ar...

[LJK]

You young whippersnappers!

[Boss MD]

Blithering (as in idiot)

[Hidinonabackstreets]

Blither Blather Blither Blather...

Drink Drank Drunk...

Boink. Boinked. Is boinking. Isn't Boinking.

"I knew a blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."
-W.C. Fields-

[Boss MD]

Lol Hidin!!!

Titillating (has someone said that one?)