Rules for GUYS!

[ChristinaBlue]

Women of this board unite! And make rules for the opisite sex n such...since they find it so fitting that we should have rules form the likes of them! :p


My rules:

1) If your going to take us out and expect to get some, you better be willing to buy us out. One word: DIAMONDS, and lots of them, too...

2) Stop asking us about problems that you say 'your friend' has- we know it's you. So just spit it out.

3) What? You want to go clubbing--alone? Okay honey, just remember we can do everything you can do--better.

[Charlotte]

If your going to take us out and expect to get some

Nah, don't even expect to get some. Cuz it's not that easy. You need to treat us right. You need to treat us with respect and love. And give us back massages.

[~LuCkYGURL~]

Haha! :D:p

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

alright!!!!!!!! GIRLS ARE UNITING!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!! LOL :p i sent apm to lucky girl with some other rules i think will be a bit helpful as well, i just cant remeber them all so lucky,c an u please post them here? :)

[~LuCkYGURL~]

Shure! :D

"alright, one rule is that they should talk to us about ANYTHING (even sports or w/e) for us to be interested.
another is that they should kinda be aware about their kind alangauge around us...no girl wants to hear a guy talkin about how long or hard or...w/e!! um what else, they really gotta e themselves and not follow the spike thing!! its like a clone thing!! o nd another thing is that not all of us are cocnerned with makeup and other stereotypical girl stuff.......most of us (well at least some) know their stuff, so tehy shouldnt be stereotyping us if they dont wanna be stereotyped. o ya and girls ARE strong! we can lift something for goodness sakes!!! be a gentlemen, but dont overdo the mushy stuff cuz u might ruin the whole thing and seem like a puppy.
thats all i can think of right now!"

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

thank u lucky! :)

[~LuCkYGURL~]

You welcome :D
That is true!

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

just came up with another 1! o but before i do, i gotta say to everyone this : i know how to spell, jsut not how to type!!! that pretty much explains my spelling!!
well another rule is this: u guys always talk about us dropping obvious hints...see....u gotta understand that SOME girls are either shy or old-fashioned so whether u like it or not.....ur gonna have to drop some pretty obvious hints yourselves honeyz.......

o yea another thing is that im really sorry to say but just cuz a girl is nice to u, doesnt mean she likes u.if she's nice enough, she'll take it ok though. That subject is, i admit, a bit tricky.

[Edited by ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER on July 1st, 2001 at 11:18 AM]

[nickyl13]

man, talkin about stereotyping, not all guys r like that either, i know 4 a fact that i wouldnt go 2 my gf "hey, mines bigger than charlies" or nething like that , neither am i sexist or neover thing like that

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

yea i know nicky, but a lot of guys are like that, just like the ruls for girls dont neccesarily apply toall us girls

[Kha]

Just like Christina said,

if you wanna be with me,
baby there is a price to pay
i'm a genie in a bottle
you gotta rub me the right way

Rub us right and you will get rubbed right as well :p

[nickyl13]

its times like this when i wish i was a girl and i could join in with the fun and call some lads(jk)

[nickyl13]

hehe, LMAO@BeingCool

[lu aguilera]

Guys have to rub us the right way! :P

[nickyl13]

hehe, im still LMAO@BeingCool

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

LOL@being cool and nicky!!!!

honestly, though, when it comes right down to it.....all u gotta really do is click and if you're still not an overly mushy gentlemen, then i guess....u rubbed us the right way, one way(relationship) or another (friend) :)

[mandy/moore//boy]

What a kindergarten. You all should read a book.

[Kha]

according to some people i've seen, women sometimes become the master of the family if their husbands became abit nice to them, so you girls rub us the right way :p

[ChristinaBlue]

What can I say? I needed a rule for an excuse to get jewelry...

I thought of another one, it's stupid though but hey, it goes out to all the pervs out there.

Stop telling us those really discusting jokes, please! We do not think your intelligent because you came up with another one about our very own privite parts. So just, shutup.

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

awwwwwwwww Being Cool!!!

[Sarahbear14]

haha, those are funny! Take that guys! lol

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

ChristinaBlue.....that jsut wraps it all up...........those jokes man, the ruin EVERYTHING. so true so true, but another thing to add to that rule...that rule doesnt just go for when only the guy and girl are alone........also when there are other guy friends around....ive seen guys talk about and joke about that stuff to an extreme, yuck i hate it. and i think that should be put as a rule ina friendship as well.

[ChristinaBlue]

Aw- are you guys getting a little afaid of some female uprising? lol, j/k. Come on guys, I wouldn't take this too seriously now..

[nickyl13]

poop

[nickyl13]

im not afraid christinablue, i actually wanted to join in, but no, nicky had 2 be born with a penis (jk)

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

EXCUSES EXCUSES nicky....MEN! jk :)

[Edited by ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER on July 1st, 2001 at 11:51 AM]

[nickyl13]

lol

[ChristinaBlue]

Well don't let that stop you! Guys join womenhood everyday...lmao

[nickyl13]

thx 4 ur support christinablue *sounds of knifes in a knife draw*
*sounds of knife swishing through the air*
oooouuuuuucccchhhhhh!!!!
its not worth being a woman
(jk,jk)

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

LMAO@CHRISTINABLUE AND NICKY!!!!!!!!

[nickyl13]

hey ILUVCHRISTINA4EVA, when u just laughed ur ass off a minute ago, guess wat? ive found it!!! her ya go

[ChristinaBlue]

*laughing* Man, you shouldn't have done that, we could have used you!

[ILUVCHRISTINA4EVER]

ayayaya poor nicky....jsut ANOTHER example of mankind....we must pray for them ..



muahahah

[nickyl13]

hmm, christinablue, exactly what did u mean b "used"???
(although i have a pretty good idea...)

[ChristinaBlue]

This is more of a note for guys instead of a rule.

We can burp and fart just as good as you guys can, trust us.

[nickyl13]

hmm, christinablue, exactly wat did u mean by "used"???
(although i do have a pretty good idea what u meant....)

[nickyl13]

how come when i put a post up, it does it bloody 2 times???

[ChristinaBlue]

Oh, nothing! Nothing at all...*nervous laugh*

[Kha]

ChristinaBlue, wanna go through a competition with these 2 things??????? :p:p:p:p j/k ;)

[nickyl13]

o really *sounds of someone picking up what looks like a sausage, and sounds of masking tape being unravelled*

[ChristinaBlue]

lmao! Your on! lol!






jk!

[nickyl13]

lol, OK!

jk

[nickyl13]

aww man, i guess its off, my belt is 2 tight (funny, seeing as i dont wear belts) and i cant get my trousers off!!!
lmao

jk

[nickyl13]

kool, every1 is AFK

[Darkness010887]

LMAO @ Nicky :D :D :D :D

[nickyl13]

hmm, awful lot of people luaghing their arse off, dontcha think?

[nickyl13]

you want me 2 find urs darkness?

[nickyl13]

JK,JK

[nickyl13]

jk, jk, jk

[xtinafan4life]

lol ok ill try to remember those