things that you will never hear Christina say...

[James Dean]

Say a sentence that you think Christina will never say in her career, or something you'll never hear her say.

Here's mine:
"I think I should stop singing live and start lip-synching looking pretty on stage"

[*didi*]

"I have to itch my ass":o

[Joycehikki]

I don't wanna sing anymore

I hope that it will never happen!

[pretty_brown_eyez]

"My pants are too tight and my top is too low . . this outfit makes me look fat!"

[Auntie C]

"I hate all of my fans!"

[jjspice2003]

fred durst and eminem are hott!!!
:)HAHA

[stephany]

I can't wait to marry "Iminlovewithyouchristina". I think he's hotter than Jorge.

[just_christina]

ROTFLMFAO!!

[Christina_Rulez]

"I hate all Latinos!!":eek:

[Stefani13]

"Hi Stefani..." ::shakes my hand:: "It's nice to meet you!"

;) I'm never gonna meet her, hehe. :D

[xtinafan4life]

"britneys voice is so much better than mine"

[kittycat]

"I have had enough of this buisiness, I'm calling it quits!"

God I hope that never happens....

[James Dean]

Awwww poor Stef :(

[Stefani13]

Awww, thanks Eddie (that is your name, right? lol) ...that's sweet :)

[future*diva]

"i don't care about jorge!"

"eminem is the sweetest guy ever!"
"i hate singing 4 all my fans!"

[future*diva]

sorri bout postin so many!

[James Dean]

Yeah it's Eddie. No prob :):cool:

[Jorge Santos 4E]

um I think that everyone should kiss Britney's ass if it weren't for her you wouldn't have me!

I just pissed my pants (on stage)

[britneysnumba1fan]

"i hate britney spears"

[Michj12]

I like to pick my nose then eat the boogies :D

[Stefani13]

lol Michelle...hehe...boogies... ;)

[Jorge Santos 4E]

lmao@Michelle man that would be gross ooh

Man Britney can have Jorge!come on over justin all I want is you!!!!!!!

SHAINA IS THE COOLEST and she can go to all my concerts for free and have a life time all access pass!!

[James Dean]

I ran out of money!!!

[Jorge Santos 4E]

my real name is Shanika

[jakecaluvr]

ROTFLMFAO completely agrere with mel the cutie there! anyways mine is

i shouldnt have won that grammy!

[Wacky_Christina_Fan]

"Latin routes? What latin routes?"
"Ecuador? Is that a kind of fish?"
"Spanish stinks! viva la germania! Oh, that was spanish...oh well"
"Eminem is the nicest guy I know"
"Yo homie, whaz up? Da name be Christina. Yo, im bout to bust a cap in yo ass mofo. Dont make me get my nine. Y'all better back up out my way. Yo me an my G's gon be playin da streets yo. Back up out my neck of the woods before y'all get slapped!"

me- "Would you liiiiiiike to come to my house? A bouncy bouncy?"
Christina-"Sure!"
me-"SCORE!!!!"

"Hey Scott, im Wacky Just like you. I also find you very attractive and would like to explore your body in further detail"

[Edited by Wacky_Christina_Fan on July 18th, 2001 at 08:23 PM]

[James Dean]

oh my...lol!

[Jorge Santos 4E]

oops I did it again I played with your heart got lost in the game ooh baby baby oops you think I'm in luv that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent

yes he got some Nookie! f'in did it all 4 the nookie too

[Edited by Jorge Santos 4E on July 18th, 2001 at 08:33 PM]

[kENNY]

Some of you need to check out this same post at the Nsync board to see how it is really done. they have some really good ones, not the stupid ones like " I hate to itch my ass,they have to pertain to the artist. Christina will never say...

examples.

1. I can never wear enough eye shadow.

2. Afros are back in style.

3. I need to lose 10 more pounds.

4. I miss steve kurtz

5. I wish my mother would get a life and stop chatting with
fans.(LOL)
6. Must Jorge follow me to every awards show.

7. I can't wait to the release of just be free.

8. Mandy Moore is such a better singer.

9. Hey fred, lets do another duet.

10.Eminem loves me, Eminem loves me not

[Jorge Santos 4E]

ooh guess what I me (shaina) just luvs when ppl tell me how to do thingz wrong! this isn't the Nsync board

[pretty_brown_eyez]

lol i thought we were doin ok . .

[Jorge Santos 4E]

Eddie are we doing it right???

help me I'm stuck in my bottle

hey I hate Christina Aguilera too!

I can only grant you 2 wishes! ya know money doesn't just come so easily geez I have to sing duh

[James Dean]

Yeah that's fine. LOL @ the #7 one Kenny.

[luckystar929]

"u guys, i think i'm a lesbian...whenver i'm around britney...oooooooh!!!!":D

[Stefani13]

I thought we were doing alright too...lol... ;)

[Jorge Santos 4E]

lol@Jen's Sig! :p

ya know its not an everyday occurance that ppl come up to me and say omg your Christina Aguilera!

I actually have 9 siblings-Dasher,Dancer,Prancer,Comet,Cupid,Donner,Blitzen,Rudolpf

I'm Vixen
(now wait she said she would be Vixen in TV guide hmmm she's just messed up poor christina we wuv you)

[Jorge Santos 4E]

me too so lets move on buddies!

my biggest fanz are the ones who through food at me when I'm on stage! they always know when I'm hungry and need to eat

[iminlovewithyouchristina]

"I had a good time last night Adam"
"I hate my boyfriend, can I come over tonight?"
"I love you Adam"

Oh, i thought this was lines that christina ALWAYS says

[TheJon]

"Look at Justin Timberlake... i wonder if he'll go out with me and dumb Britney"

[Spot]

"I'm humble." ;)

[ChristinaFan2000]

I can't wait for Shout to make that spray that makes Spots go away. Oh Well.


How about:

I will never do a duet with Whitney or Mariah.

[jjspice2003]

" Hit me Freddy one more time!"

"Dam i lost my comb...oh here it is, in my 'fro!"

[marie/kitty]

I am too fat i want to have britney spears body.

lol

[EXCLUSIVE]

"give me a chocolate shake"

"i think i'll stick to one hair style"

"that's way too much make-up"

[iLoVeCmA]

"God I hate me boobs, they're so freakin big.They just get in the way,..............i'm gettin a reduction."

[Jorge Santos 4E]

wtf??

[LuckyGenie]

I actually drank Pepsi. Coke tates like crap! I cant believe I did this commercial with this guy. He's kind of cuter than Jorge though.

[Christina Is Hot]

"Yes fred, You can get some nookie!"
"Jessica Simpson needs to stop copying Britney"
"I am way more bad than Willa Ford"
"Hi Nsync"
"I love pepsi"
"I swallow"

[bjorkfan19]

Well I would hope she swallows her food. ;)

[LuckyGenie]

I cant beleve I ate all that food from Wendy's, and did'nt got fat.

[Spot]

"Can we stop talking about my Grammy?"

[LuckyGenie]

Ill never win that VMA moonman trophy. This Grammy aint worth crap.

[garin18]

"i want to sing a duet with britney":)

[EXCLUSIVE]

"integrity? what's that?"

[LuckyGenie]

Did Ricky Martin just grabbed my butt in that NWTBL video?

[eddy2003]

"i need a oo job"
I THINK SHE'S FINE THE WAY SHE IS AND COULDN'T LOOK ANY BETTER.

[Spot]

"I'm always on the Best Dressed lists."

[LuckyGenie]

I look like the Bride Of Frankenstein in the LM video.

Mad TV's Will Sasso ate my hair!

[Edited by LuckyGenie on July 24th, 2001 at 12:14 AM]

[GenieFreak16]

" I have a release date for my sophomore album!"

[LuckyGenie]

I have a release date for my sophomore album??

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

"I know, isn't he cute? His name is Red, after his daddy."


:D

[Aguilera#1FANatic]

"I hate my fans."

"I hate my mother."

"I'm going to stop wearing makeup and go for the all natural look."

"Latino guys are ugly."

"I didn't deserve that Grammy."

[My Kind of Christina]

:( "I am going to post on Live Daily every day for the rest of my life"

[Edited by My Kind of Christina on July 24th, 2001 at 06:42 AM]

[ShellynChristina]

"Okay Jorge were home now, so stop acting like your my boyfriend!"

"Does my butt look big in these pants?"

"I'm thinking about going on a diet, all this bacon this gonna get me one day"

"I'm thinking about starting a rumor that Jorge and I died in a car accident---for publicity ofcourse"

"When I won my grammy I was so happy! I went over to Britney and laughed my head off"

"My mom still wipes my '''"



Khiara
~~~I've been gone for 2 days y'all!~~~

[Michj12]

'I have a Secret... I'm actually a guy' :o

[Jorge Santos 4E]

No that's ok Jorge will get over me being a whore
besides he can't resist me! Yeah Baby!!

[Wacky_Christina_Fan]

-my comment was too nasty and funny so ill edit it out so i dont get in trouble, PM me if you want to hear what I said....:)

[Edited by Wacky_Christina_Fan on July 24th, 2001 at 11:13 AM]

[DreamyEyesFan]

"Wendy's food sucks."

[James Dean]

"I HATE this Grammy"

[djmoonlighter19]

NO offense to any of yall but I'm LMAO at these comments but in the back of my mind im wondering DO YALL ACTUALLY THINK SOME OF THESE THINGS ABOUT CHRIS? lol J/K ;)

"Mariah, Whitney??? They were never my idols"

[niceguy]

I wanna marry steve kurtz. I think hes the hottest and the sexiest guy on the planet. LMAO

[niceguy]

"I think i should shave all my hair and go with the bald look. "

"genie in a bottle is the best song ever. I want to produce more songs with this great caliber talent"

[niceguy]

“Im so happy to be working with eminem and Fred Durst. Even as much as they dissed me in the past. I would so love to work side to side with them.”

“I prefer Pepsi cause it tastes better than any soft drink on the planet”

“Britney Spears is my Idol. I never told her that, but I admire her and want to produce more tracks like hers!”

[awmatt]

LOL

[LuckyGenie]

My sister Rachel sings better than me.

[Edited by LuckyGenie on July 24th, 2001 at 03:42 PM]

[niceguy]

"Im so happy to introduce the songs from my past. Make sure you get Just Be free and not my new album. The Album “Just be Free” is available in your local stores, so don’t forget to pick up a copy today! "

[niceguy]

“I think im just too tall for showbiz!”

“I need to improve on my vocal skills, cause I lack in talent.”

“I need to show more of a pop-side in my next album”

“My favorite song of all time has to be “The Real Slim Shady”

[LuckyGenie]

I should go fire my hairstylist for doing my hair in the LM shoot.

[Michj12]

I'm Constapated (sp?) :p

[christina's_no1]

LOL!

[EDT]

"I'm really a guy"

[~LuCkYGURL~]

"Jorge?! Who's Jorge?!"
"Im jealous of Britney Spears"

[DemonCleaner Version 2.0]

I have the nose that everyone covets...

I'm a genius

I fantasize about James Hetfield and AJ drinking with me at the tour bus...

[Wacky_Christina_Fan]

insulting Xtina's brain power demon? LOL!