All the kings horses and all the kings men...

[Red50]

...suck at puzzles.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

well I think just as a general rule.. horses suck at puzzles cuz I imagine those hooves wouldn't help them put the pieces together very easily :o...

[Red50]

Everyone knows that horses use their tongues to work on puzzles, not their hooves... :rolleyes:

[sophisticatedmoma]

LOL True is such the genius!

Morning :)

[Red50]

Mornin' :)

[sophisticatedmoma]

Depends on the type of puzzle and I........nevermind :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

but then the pieces would get all wet with horse slobber and stuff :p... still not very good ;)

[Red50]

And that is why they suck at puzzles... come on guys, get with the program this morning :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

but why do the king's men suck at puzzles? :p... they just dumba$$es that can't figure out what to do w/ the pieces or somethin'? :p

[Red50]

They didn't get Humpty-Dumpty back together again, did they? :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

or maybe it was just all a conspiracy that they all hadn't had breakfast that morning and... well you know the rest ;)

[sophisticatedmoma]

Thats why they rode the horses.....they were the "less" smart of the kings crew. All the intelligent people were off making money and stuff for him ;)

[Red50]

Now you guys are catching on... :D I was beginning to worry, thought if you couldn't get this that there was no way we were gonna be "The New Scooby Doo Gang" :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hmmm... maybe he didn't even "fall" maybe he was purposefully PUSHED! :o!

and why supposedly was an egg, that knows he's fragile, climb ALLLLLL the way up there on that high wall?... that's DANGEROUS! :eek:... seems like there's more to this story than we've been told :o!

[Red50]

We MUST get to bottom of this, if it's as serious as we fear, it's no yolking mattter. ;)

[Monarchy]

Oh Lordy... and I'm going spend time with this... this... basket case?! :eek:

LOL

[Red50]

http://www.virtue.nu/bigred50/tongue.gif

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yes, talking/walking eggs EVERYWHERE could be in danger... this VERY minute!! :eek:

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

morning Mon :p...

son of a... Richard change flood control to 60 seconds now! :mad:!

[Monarchy]

Someone save me... SOPHMOM! :o LOL! :p

Mornin True :p

Btw, flood control was changed to 60 seconds a couple of days ago. :o:p

[sophisticatedmoma]

Hey Mon :)

If you need me Mon, I am just a phone call and about 5 hours away :o lol

[Red50]

Had to do something to discourage the spammers... :o

[Monarchy]

LOL! Thanks Sophmom. :D

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

when are they ever gonna learn? :o... it's not good to go and throw spam all over the board... besides you're not supposed to play with your food :p... wait I take that back... guess spam isn't really "food" ;) LOL!

besides... it makes an AWFUL mess that peeps have to clean up after :p (BOTH types of "spam" ;) lol)

[Red50]

There's some strange doings going on here in the Texas Panhandle... after not hearing Brit on my radio station for the last several weeks, they've played Sometimes 4 or 5 times in the last two days. :eek:

[Monarchy]

LMAO! Here we go about SPAM again. :p Hey did ya know there's turkey SPAM now? :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

let's hope there's something good changed there :o... like hired a new DJ or new management or something that likes Brit ;) :D

[Monarchy]

It's a conspiracy Red... :o

[Red50]

Whatever it is... I like it! :D

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yep, that "Turkey Spam" has been out for a while now :o... don't even wanna think about it :p lol...

I told them they should've just called it "Spurkey" instead :o! LOL!!!

[Monarchy]

LOL! Red, I somehow didn't think you'd be complaining. :p

Spurkey! LMAO! :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

I'm still holding to the belief that since I guess they said "SPAM" is supposed to be spelled in all caps technically... that MUST mean that it's really an acronym...
which I think is:

Slimy
Pretend
Animal
Meat

which still fits "Spurkey" I guess, since it's still "SPAM" but is supposedly made w/ "Turkey" :p LOL!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

so let's see... since we obviously know SPAM isn't *really* made from "Ham"...

then I wonder what exactly is IN Spurkey? :p

hmmm... feathers?... beaks, toes... probably they just chuck the whole turkey into a giant meat grinder and out pops "Spurkey" :p LOL!

[Red50]

I think I'm cancelling lunch... :o

[Monarchy]

It's probably what they serve in the school cafeteria's :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yeah, this starts to open a WHOLE new market you know?...

Spausages, Spacon, Spork, Spot Dogs (think you know what would be in those! ;) LMAO!)

the possibilities are endless :D :p

[Monarchy]

:eek: that's just plain scary. :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

and sickening, ALL at the same time :p... but that's SPAM for ya I guess :p LOL!

[cyane]

lalala nanana

:p

[Monarchy]

Hi Eti. :p

I did not sign up for a lap cat, I did not sign up for a lap cat! :o

[Red50]

Hey Eti :p

[Monarchy]

Someone better get the mop. :o With all these tongues that are showing up again we wouldn't want someone to injure themselves by slipping and falling with all the drool on the floor. :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

Hello Eti :p (there we all go w/ the :ps again I guess :p)

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8simult.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8sequence.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8simult.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8sequence.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8simult.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8sequence.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8simult.gif
http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongueby8sequence.gif

[Monarchy]

LMAO! It's the "tongue wave"! :D:p

[cyane]

lmao how you do that True ?? :p

What can i say i cant resist its my favorite smiley hehe its so cute :D

[cyane]

Hi Red and Mon :D

Im so lazy today i dont know if i wanna drive to college this afternoon :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

just used a image animation package to make the gif file, and you can have up to 8 images on LD now, just mixed 2 of the ones I made in there :p

hehe here's another one I made before ;)

http://people.ne.mediaone.net/kosto2/buildingblocks/smallobjects/smilies3d/tongue7.gif

[Monarchy]

Stop! It's too addicting to look at.... LOL!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

you has now be hippo-tized :D j/k LOL!

[Monarchy]

LOL!

K, I need ideas... how to torture Red. :D

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hmmm interesting topic... have to think good about that one ;) lol

[Red50]

:o!

[Monarchy]

Red, I only torture the one's I wov. ;)

[cyane]

cool thanks True :D:p

i got eat lunch now but im sick yucky

brb

[cyane]

Yeah ask Bix :p he loved every minute :o:p

[Red50]

:eek:

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hmmm... you know what kinda makes me afraid?... when I see on an ingredient label... "mechanically separated chicken"... I dunno wtf that means, but it scares me :o!... I dunno what the heck they are doing or why they feel the need to let you know they did that (required by law? :eek: )... just freaks me out :o

[Monarchy]

I didn't exactly torture Bix, I just merely abused him a little. :o But he did seem to enjoy it. ;) LOL! :D

True, you're making me afraid to eat any more food....

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

:eek:... think I just found the answer :o!
Mechanically Separated Poultry
is a paste-like poultry product produced by forcing crushed bone and tissue through a sieve or similar device to separate bone from tissue.
Mechanically separated poultry has been used in poultry products since 1969 after the National Academy of Sciences found it safe for use.
In 1995 the final rule on mechanically separated poultry said it was safe to use without restrictions. However, it must be labeled as
"mechanically separated chicken or turkey" in the ingredient statement. The final rule became effective Nov. 1996.
:o!

here's some other loovly tidbits on I guess what SPAM and other similar products are called "potted meats" :o!
http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~pxk/pottedmeat.html

including about "Beef Tripe" and "partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue" :eek:... what the heck ARE we eating here?? :o!

[Monarchy]

Thanks True... I'm not hungry anymore, and I don't think I will be ever again... :o


They had to find some use for the left over chicken, beef, pork parts... "waste not, want not" :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

so probably they use the "leftovers" for the "meat" and then grind the bones to make the gellatin part :o...

that's the ultimate in recycling I guess :rolleyes:...
got your regular chicken meat, then the feathers are used in stuff like pillows I guess, then the "leftovers" and bones are used to make SPAM and stuff :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

I could just see some kinda conveyor belt thing going on :o!...

live chickens go in one end, the get killed, stripped of feathers go one spot, carcass gets stripped of chicken meat that goes somewhere else, the "leftovers" go into some area to get "processed" into what comes out as SPAM :o!

just keep stuffing live chickens in the one end and chicken meat, feathers and SPAM comes shooting out the other side and yep, no waste :rolleyes:... :p LOL!

[Monarchy]

Ewww....

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hmmm... wonder why the SPAM factory doesn't give tours :rolleyes: :p

[Monarchy]

I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know.... :o

But perhaps it's because they don't want to give away any secrets. ;)

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yeah goodness knows we can't give away ALL the secrets on how they make SPAM :rolleyes:... it'd ruin the "surprise" :o!...

LMAO! like we're not already discusted... makes you wonder what the heck they're keeping SECRET!?!!?:eek:

[Red50]

http://www.virtue.nu/bigred50/puke.gif

[Monarchy]

I'm trying to get back into the habit of eating food, not out of it... :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hehe... also something else for you to think about ;)

you know how they said "natural AND artificial flavors" on all kinda foods? :o...

umm... what ISN'T a "natural" or "artificial".. "flavor"... doesn't seem to exclude ANYTHING does it? :o!..

one could say that DIRT adds a certain "natural flavoring" to stuff :o!

[Edited by TrueB&B_BritFan on July 19th, 2001 at 10:14 AM]

[Monarchy]

I think it's time to stop thinking... :o


YAY! Solar Miner III is still in the lead for the solar car race! :D

[cyane]

Thank god i went to eat before True posting those yucky stuff :o

ewwwww :p

[Monarchy]

Very lucky Eti... wish I'd done that. :p

We still wov ya True. :D

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

Red.. you didn't set off that new worm virus (http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,5094345,00.html?chkpt=zdhpnews01) did you? :o...

[Red50]

Um.... no comment :o

[Monarchy]

Hmm....

[cyane]

double hmmm...

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

triple hmmmmm....

hehe... why do they call them "facial tissues" and then call the other stuff "bathroom tissue"? ;)

[Monarchy]

Someone remind me to pack a camera when I go to Texas, that way I can hide it and we can find out what Red is really up too. :o

[Monarchy]

True that is a very good question. :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

*pssst* Mon... might not Red see that since we are posting on the board with him right now? :o!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hmm... maybe "@$$ tissue" didn't play over too well in the surveys ;) lol

[Monarchy]

Nah, Red'll never know :o


Ass tissue, ass wipes... hey, they'd get your attention. ;)

[Red50]

http://www.virtue.nu/bigred50/hmmm.gif

[Monarchy]

LOL! I wov ya Red. :D

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

lol... it's interesting seeing like some OLD software requirements :p... says like "requires a minimum of a 286 processor, 256k memory, and floppy drive" :p LOL!!

[Monarchy]

"Say Adios Mon... "

Adios Mon! :p Talk to you's crazy people later. :)

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

Adios Mon :o... oh wait, you already said that to yourself :p lol!

[Red50]

Addy-O's!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

audios :o lol

vaca corn-dogos :p j/k LOL!

[cyane]

see ya Mon :)

what did you just say True ?? :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

something about a cow and ummm "corn-dogs" which doesn't obviously translate that way ;) LMAO!... but it was supposed to be acting like a screwed up "Vaya con Dios" :p

[Red50]

Do you suppose that the king's men and horses scrambled to Humpty's aid? :o ;)

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

well if they did, that probably would've been pretty eggs-citing to see :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

btw... you got any bagels? :o

[cyane]

huh?? lol i read Red question and i really didnt understand nothing ! english :o:p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

ah, Eti wants it to sound "English" huh?... well then "pip-pip and cheerios now..." ;) j/k LOL!

[Red50]

Nope, no bagels :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

well too bad, cuz there seems to be a HECK of a lot of "locks" goin' around right now on the board ;) :p!

[Red50]

LOL!

Almost all of them are over the same pictures :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yeah, well it's not just the Brit board either, there was that one and then you just locked that other topic, and then I went over to COT and then Mon had just locked another topic there... LOL! :p

[Red50]

Guess play time is over :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

and then all these loovly spammers are showing up all at once now :o

[Red50]

I delete the spammers... :o No point in closing it, they still get their info out there.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

nothin' like cleanin' up spam :rolleyes:... yuck :p lol

[Red50]

LOL! And you thought being a mod was all glam and glory... ;) :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

;) but you get to pick those oh so cool titles, which likely MORE than makes up for it I bet :cool: hehe :p

[Red50]

Well... it does help ;) LOL!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

bet it does ;)

then you get to "hang out" in the cool mod lounge :cool: lol...

[Red50]

Yeah... but the smoke in there makes it hard to stay long. ;) LOL!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

I know that smoke machines add "ambiance" and all, but don't you think that's overdoing it JUST a little? ;)

[Red50]

LOL! Have to talk to some of the more tenured Mods about that... was already installed when I was promoted. :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hehe... bet you never tried that switch on the wall marked "do not touch under penalty of *severe* wet noodle beating" did ya? ;)

[Red50]

Me.... nope, never... haven't even thought about it. ;)

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yeah, well that sets up the lounge into "disco mode"... was Nik's idea ;)... disco ball and all those colored flood lights come out and disco music all starts playin' :D... why the heck you thing there's a smoke machine in there in the first place :cool:... guess it's just been stuck to "on" and Richard's never bothered to get it fixed I guess :o...

but *shhhh* but that all's supposed to be a secret ;)

[Red50]

Something isn't right... you know more about the lounge than I do :o!

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yeah, well Nik was just all talking all about it and stuff one day, never been in there myself... she tends to hang out and talk in the 80s forum a lot, I kinda go over there sometimes and talk a little :o

[Red50]

I see... :o

[Monarchy]

nyeh! :p

[cyane]

True you peeper :p

[cyane]

Hi Mon :D

[navila]

How did you get so many posts in not that much time?