If you wish to become one of my hoes....

[janiece81]

PM me to let me know! Ilia will make you a banner after you PM me. A picture of yourself will be greatly appreciated as well :)

[Britina]

:D

[Michj12]

lmao.. hmmmm I'll have to think about it :p

[purpleangel]

since you are my bitch, i don´t think i need apply ;)

[janiece81]

LMAO! You sure dont Elsa ;)


Michelle: What's there to think about? We dont discriminate, just ask that you submit your monthly tests to the Pimp Mama :)

[Britina]

There are many benefits of living in the pimphouse! :)

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

If Britina and Barney are two of your hoes, I dont want to be one. :rolleyes:

[janiece81]

Hey now! Those are my two most valuable girls! :mad:

[purpleangel]

that´s right alicia, easy access to ilia and janice all the time...

and BBQ, we don´t want you either you stink :o

[Britina]

What's wrong, Mrs. Bix? Afraid you won't be able to keep up with this? :rolleyes:

[niceguy]

how scandalous :rolleyes:

[janiece81]

People with attitudes need not apply! :mad::rolleyes:

[jerete]

how interesting... :o

[purpleangel]

yeah i think so ali, i mean Mr.Bix keeps knocking on my door so something isn´t working

[niceguy]

its interesting how women refer to themselves as hoes :rolleyes: .. its the end of the world.. http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/icon11.gif

[Britina]

:rolleyes:

[janiece81]

There are positions open for male hoes :)

[jerete]

male hoes? cool! :D (I guess..)

[niceguy]

lmao

[janiece81]

jerete is a little TOO excited....



Like I said, PM me if you want to be a hoe! Male or female.

[PimpQueen2]

theres only one true pimp :D <---- and thats me. but maybe i can be a ho for a change....

[niceguy]

I've got hoes
I've got hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/icon11.gif
hoes, hoes, in different area codes (area, area codes..codes)http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/icon11.gif


Now you thought I was just 7-7-0 and 4-0-4
I'm worldwide bitch, act like yall don't know
It's the abominabol Ho man
Globe-trot international post man
Neighbor-'''' dope manhttp://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/icon11.gif
7-1-8s, 2-0-2's
I send small cities and states I-O-U's
9-0-1, matter fact 3-0-5
I'll jump off the d-4, we can meet outside
So control your hormones and keep your drawers on
'Til I close the door and I'm jumping your bones
3-1-2, 3-1-3, 2-1-5, 8-0-3
Read your hor-o-scope and eat some hor-derves
Ten I pump one these hoes is self serve
7-5-7, 4-1-0, my cell phone says overloadhttp://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/icon11.gif


[Edited by NikDC on August 27th, 2001 at 12:43 PM]

[jerete]

you wrote that wrong Janiece, you wrote:

jerete is a little TOO excited

when you should have written:

jerete is a little excited TOO ;)

[Britina]

:rolleyes:

LMFAO! :p Poor Janny-poo! :o

[purpleangel]

Lol, so Ed is gonna stay with me then janice...in the pimphouse

[Britina]

Wait! :mad: Who do I get?! :o

[janiece81]

Ok. So PimpQueen and jerete, would you two love to be hoes? :) I provide great benefits for my hoes. Free medical care, health insurance, food allowance, I buy your outfits.

[PimpQueen2]

ok, sounds good. but i want some really classy outfits, you know, leather and vinyl, stuff like that.

[jerete]

WOW Janiece! that's more than I have in my current job! lol
and well, anything to be with softy Elsa :p

[niceguy]

i want to be the hoe's sugardaddy :rolleyes:

[purpleangel]

so it´s settle Ed is gonna stay with his softy...and Alicia find your own male hoe :p

[Britina]

I don't like weiners...so, no! :rolleyes:

[purpleangel]

Hoes i´ll talk to you later, ed start warming up we are gonna have some fun tonight :p

[janiece81]

PimpQueen2 and jerete, PM me your Name, Age, Nationality, and any information about yourself. A picture is useful as it provides the opportunity to give yourself maximum exposure. Thanks :)

[janiece81]

BUMP!

[Britina]

*bump*

[MDZ61384]

interesting janiece

"People with attitudes need not apply!"

I find this quote funny :p (because ilia is involved ;))

anyway I **think** I'm happy the way I am. I've got an imaginary stamp on my forehead "Reveille is my bitch" so unless you guys are willing to comply to me telling jon (reveille is his last name and he is a big baby I happen to work with) what to do, I cannot help you

you decide, I'm up for grabs I guess :o

[janiece81]

Jon, let Mark go or else I will be forced to bitch slap your ass, beeeeeotch!!!!

[jerete]

weiners Alicia? where? :confused:

[MDZ61384]

actually its more like, Mark, let John go not John let Mark go, he is my bitch :D

for some reason I enjoy saying that :o :p

I saw banners with PM Janiece on it and I'm like wtf is Janiece the next miss cleo or something??? :p

[janiece81]

LMAO :o


Ed.....Still waiting for your info :)

[MDZ61384]

what info do you need "janny-poo" (I find that name amusing :p)

[jerete]

oh that's right, I knew I was forgetting something! :p
a PM is on it's way! :)

[janiece81]

Hehehe. Janny-poo needs your Name, age, nationality, and any personal information relevant to me and Ilia choosing a nickname for you. A picture for your banner will be greatly appreciated :)

[chrissyisthebest]

i'm one of her male ho's,lol

[MDZ61384]

hmm...knowing ilia he'll make another one of his sarcastic remarks again...

umm...lets see do you need anything too personal, I'm not the most comfortable with giving out lots of information about myself as you might imagine, nor a picture...

I like my kind-of new siggie :D

[MDZ61384]

you got a pm from me janiece

see you all later :)

[jerete]

c ya Mark

[SummerB]

J-

Will you keep me well supplied with Slim-Jims and Slurpees? And the occasional Hostess pie? 'Cause a girl needs to keep up her strength...

[Van_Full_Of_Retards]

LMFAO! What a thread...:o:p

[MDZ61384]

LMFAO, herpes free!!!

[Van_Full_Of_Retards]

Well, you don't want that, do ya?:p

[MDZ61384]

yes my life's destiny has been to find someone who would give me herpes for free, please by all means, GIVE IT TO ME!!!

j/k :p

I think this hazelnut coffee is making me act odd today...

[Van_Full_Of_Retards]

*Shakes head* More than odd...lol

[MDZ61384]

I'd have to agree with you on that one :p

damn I hate schoolwork, I'll see you guys later :)

[janiece81]

Summer: Whatever it takes to Keep my hoes happy :)

[just_christina]

Michelle: What's there to think about? We dont discriminate, just ask that you submit your monthly tests to the Pimp Mama

LMFAO!!

[Bix's first born child]

Hoes? Well, watch all the LD girls line up. :rolleyes:

Kidding, Kidding.

Okay, I'm not.

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

LMFAO! Good one son. So true. :rolleyes:

[Bix's first born child]

Good thing I nabbed Just_christina before you started this little organization.. She's the biggest of them all..

..oh nevermind, you said hoe, not..

:rolleyes:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Nice signature :rolleyes:

[Bix's first born child]

Now look I didn't say A WORD when you tried to kidnap the priest and took Melissa out for that "ride" the day of our wedding....

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

And you weren't supposed to utter a word! :mad::rolleyes: Besides, she didnt complain :rolleyes:

[Bix's first born child]

I can't help if she likes the rough stuff, I told you earlier, she's not a hoe, she's a big ol huge...

Why on earth did I marry this woman??! :eek:

:rolleyes:

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I wonder why you did myself :rolleyes:. Why marry her when you were getting just by dating :rolleyes:

[Bix's first born child]

Some nonsense about a love child or something. :rolleyes:

Gee, I hope none of these Einsteins at LiveDaily make up a screen name for that. :rolleyes: You all never cease to amaze me.

[Mrs. Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Einsteins at LD. LMFAO! That is the biggest oxymoron I have ever heard. Dorks :rolleyes:


That's a hoe for you: always trying to get you to stay with them by crying pregnant :rolleyes:

[LuViNtheVoIcE]

Obviously I've missed something. :confused:

[Bix's first born child]

True.. much like "Funny Livedaily posters" or "Cool Livedaily posters" :rolleyes:

It's called a "life" folks, look it up and get one.

Back to my soon to be ex, you're beyond right. I knew it sounded rehearsed and well practiced. She felt too comfortable uttering those words. :rolleyes:

[ChristinaAguileraPollGuy]

i took all that time to join Bix's first born child and Melissa and it breaks up... how sad

[chrissyisthebest]

lmao

[just_christina]

Whatever!! :rolleyes:

[niceguy]

Welcome to the hoedown corral..

Where the hoes go down, and the pimpdaddys get the doe and then some!

[My Kind of Christina]

not often a chick offers men a grind in her garden;).