Does Bruce have tattoos?

[Rams]

I've never seen any in photos... does anyone know if Bruce has any tattoos?

Rams
a cool rockin' daddy

[young again]

I sure hope not. No tattoos, that is. It would be kinda fun if someone here knows for sure one way or the other.

[paiger]

I don't know, but if we need someone to go 'under cover' to check into it, I'm the woman for the case!!!!!

I'll be glad to give him a good 'once over' and will present my report--complete with pictures--to the entire board!

Paiger

[Steve Kurtz]

I don't know about Bruce, but I have it from a very good source that each of his kids have these tiny removable tattoos under each of their noses that reads...you guessed it...BORN TO RUN. ;)

[BronxDarren]

he has a tat of Mad Dog Lopez on his butt.

[JanieGirl]

Paiger,

As a concerned member of this LD community and a firm believer in the "buddy system" ... I have no choice but to volunteer to assist you in you endeavor ... this way you will not have to go "under cover" alone ... :D

Jane

[paiger]

Janie--boy, do I have a response to that one, but I think I'd be hearing from Muddy!! :) And, yes, you can use your imagination!

Plus, it would be more than three involved--Laurie would KILL me if I didn't let her go!

Paiger

[All Heaven Will Allow]

Hey!!!

I wanna come too!!! I think that 4 sets of eyes are better than 3....:) :D :rolleyes:

How about my bachelorette party????

Bethie

[paiger]

um, do you think Bruce does Striptease for hire?!? hey, Beth, i'm there!!!

Paiger

[cobalt]

Every strip joint I've ever been to, the women use fake names, for obvious reasons, so i'll bet it's the same with the male places, right? so, how about "Bruce Stripsteen" or "Bruce Springstrip"?! Would be a big hit with this crowd, I'm sure!

Doc, possible new occupation for you?

[Dirty Annie]

Paiger, Beth, and Janie...having worked undercover in retail theft...I am familiar with the techniques. I can't let you rookies go it alone. Janiegirl...you have my cell.~Annie

[paiger]

Ok, girls...I'll be the one to, um, distract him, yea, *that's the ticket*!

Paiger :)-

[Dirty Annie]

Ok...I'll do the patdown...being careful not to miss anything.;)~Annie

[Edited by Dirty Annie on July 30th, 2001 at 01:24 PM]

[paiger]

Um, Annie--what do you think I meant when I said *DISTRACT* him?!?

Honey, let me tell you, that thigh thing in Atlanta was just the beginning...

If there is anyone under the age of 18 on the board right now, maybe you'd better check with your parents before reading any further...oh, hell, it might even be too explicit for some 26 year olds :):)!!!!

Somebody pinch me...

Paiger

[Dirty Annie]

Paiger...Not knowing you personally...I thought maybe you'd make funny faces or don a clown mask or scream. I know about the Atlanta incident. With Bruce it's like eating chicken...you can't stop at just the thigh.

[paiger]

LOL Annie!!

I agree--you can't stop with just one!!!

Since you don't know me, ask Doc--I nearly ran him down to get to our seats in Atlanta! Not to mention, I nearly tackled the MIB guy when I went up to beg for a ticket!!! I'm a little too hyper for a clown mask--but, don't worry, I won't blow our cover (shhhhh, be berry, berry kwiet we're hunting Bruce tattoos).

Paiger

[got the blues]

I'm sorry, but why don't you people get a "REAL" life for yourselves?!?!

Bruce doesn't go for that stuff (tatoos).

[Dirty Annie]

Don't be sorry...My "real" life entails death certicates, casualities of AIDS, abusive mothers, drug abuse and psych patients. We were just joking around Got the Blues. And since I don't know Bruce I'll take your word that he doesn't go for tattoos.

[LJK]

I heard he got a tattoo the same day he got his nipples pierced.

[Dirty Annie]

LOL...Finally......someone who knows!!!

[Toots]

Yea and I heard it wasn't the only thing that got pierced either!

And what did "Got the Blues" mean by "REAL" life? You mean you people are just my imaginary friends? Don't disillusion me here. :D

Toots

[LJK]

Discuss--is it better to have imaginary friends or voices in your head?

[Bustedsister]

Welcome Got the Blues !! Hope we can help you out !! I can't definitely assume that Bruce "doesn't go for tattoos", seeing that he's been inclined to wear:

tight black jeans
multiple earrings
Bandanas worn about different parts of the body,depending on the decade
black leather vests sans shirt
necklaces
bracelets (lots of 'em !)
blousy shirts
big ugly hats

hell, why not a tattoo ??

I think if Bruce did have tattoo, it would say one of the following:

"MOM"
"Patti"
"Elvis" or

"Let it Rock"



[Edited by Bustedsister on July 30th, 2001 at 08:24 PM]

[Toots]

Bustedsister My Dear,

It doesn't say "Mom" or "Patti" or "Elvis". It's a heart with "Toots" in the middle pierced by an arrow. He tells Patti that her nickname is Toots, and he's got her convinced it's the truth. By the way, it's on that nice tight ass of his...the right side. ;)

Toots

[Bustedsister]

...maybe it says "Pattooti"

[Toots]

ROFLMBFAO!!!!!

And then again maybe the left cheek says "Bustedsister"...

Toots

[LJK]

I heard it's a GUITAR with "Toots" in the middle!

(Toots, you can pay me later...)

[Edited by LJK on July 30th, 2001 at 09:35 PM]

[ForYou]

No, no, it says For You and it could be in one of several locations.

[LJK]

Oh, that's right--he liked the first tattoo so much he got another one. I fogot, sorry!
Anyone else?

[JanieGirl]

I would love to be a part of this tattoo fest and would be honored to share the butt with Toots and Bustedsister. IMHO there should be a tatto of the moon with the words "Good night, it's all tight Jane" around it.

GTB ... lighten up a bit ... we're only here for fun.

[young again]

Hmmm, which part of him should bear the logo "young again?" ;)

[got the blues]

OK, I'll lighten up a little!
And, I'll also be the 1st. to let everyone know (whether or not he has a tatoo) when he visits me next year in Chicago.

Although, it may have to wait until we get back home in Colts Neck,(thats where I stay),it's safer for everyone involved.

[CathC]

LMAO!!!
You ladies are hysterical!
Personally, I think a tattoo anywhere on Bruce would be really sexy...

[Flory Days]

He probably got a hammer tattoo from Josie! (see dari's Castiles thread)

[Gizzy]

How about:

"Gizzy" on the left cheek, and
"Toots" on the right.

Then he could explain it to Patti by claiming to honor the beans she served him for dinner.

[Candy's Boy]

http://www.jsonline.com/enter/music/nov99/springsteen/photos/images/BRUCEFORBOB2.jpg

[Toots]

Hey LJK...I love that guitar thing with my name in the middle. :) I had totally gotten Bruce's tattoo confused with Douger's, what the hell was I thinking?

Gizzy dear....you're going to confuse people with how people should pronounce my name with that bean thing. Just for the record it's NOT pronounced Toots like a train would whistle, it's Toots like a Tootsie Pop.

Janie...just exactly what is tight? Bruce's buns?

Toots :D

[Gizzy]

I know, I know:
"Toots" as in "puts."

Just couldn't resist. :D

[Toots]

As long as it's not "putz".

Toots :D

[young again]

Changed my mind...

[Edited by young again on July 31st, 2001 at 05:19 PM]

[Toots]

Awww C'mon Young Again..No Guts, No Glory!

Rumor has it that he has "dari" tattooed over his heart...

Toots

[young again]

Toots, it was going to be something along the lines of, the body part that you mentioned in your previous post is the one that will be young again... just couldn't work out the phrasing.

[Toots]

You don't mean he takes do you? LOL

Toots

[young again]

No, I figured my own tender charms would do the trick (no pun intended), and I'm young again, and it's young again... trust me, where this train of thought is going, you do not want to be along for the ride.

[Edited by young again on July 31st, 2001 at 07:07 PM]

[Toots]

Define "it" please...;)

I for one love these mindless, diversionary, hormone induced threads. It sure beats the doldrums that can occur in everyday life.

Toots

[LJK]

Maybe I'm really bored, but have we covered if any of us has a tattoo of Bruce?

[Toots]

No tattoos on me. None. Not anywhere. Not the right cheek, the left cheek, upstairs, downstairs, no where at all. And you?

Toots

[Gizzy]

K....now you're scaring me, LJK...

...but...

IF I did ever get a tattoo, I've always thought it would be in a secret place
only I would know about,
like in between two toes,
or on a small part of my head after shaving it and then
letting my hair grow back to cover it so only I knew it was there.

K...now I'm scaring myself. ;)

Guts, as in putz.

[LJK]

I always wanted a tattoo and a nose ring. What has stopped me is that I'm afraid I'll lose out on a job because of the nose ring, and if you have a tattoo you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetary (the exception to that being if you got your tattoo to identify you as a jew during WWII).

[young again]

No tattoos on me... but if I had one, I'd show it to Bruce, does that count? "Hey Bruce, wanna see my tattoo" - now there's a classy pick-up line!

As much as I enjoy this silly girl talk, I've been wishing Bruce would give us something music-related to talk about. I turned on my computer this morning to find out he played with Bruce Hornsby last night, so I will have to amend that to, I wish he would give us something music-related to talk about that I have even a hope of a prayer of a smidgen of a chance to be able to experience first-hand!

So anyway... how many earrings does Bruce generally wear? Do both ears have multiple piercings? Do he and Patti go earring-shopping together? Assuming she has pierced ears, I've never noticed. Do you think they share earrings? Does Patti have any tattoos? How about the kids?

[CathC]

About earrings...I never used to like them, but I don't know, since seeing him in '99 I really find it sexy. The more the merrier! Like the one he's wearing in that photo (courtesy of Dari) that's my home screen wallpaper - the "arm-raised" one (you ladies know the one I mean?)

And, not to change the subject, but...I don't recall ever seeing this anywhere...do you guys know if Bruce wears contacts? This has been gnawing at me for days...:)

[LJK]

I don't think so, but he's at the age where I bet he wears reading glasses! I think he'd look kinda good in them, too.

[fanatic7]

CathC,

I know just which one you're talking about. Doesn't the monitor look wonderful??

[LJK]

I don't think I know...can someone email me the pic?

[firerich7]

I see I was more than correct with my "Josie" assumption on the other thread...

[CathC]

fanatic7,
Yes! I think "hi, baby" and "bye, baby" every time I log on and off ;)

LJK, sorry, wish I knew how to post the pic...maybe someone else can?

[Edited by CathC on August 1st, 2001 at 11:51 AM]

[paiger]

Right after I was MIB'd in Atlanta, I ran into this woman that was a "regular" at the shows and was used to being MIB'd. I didn't catch her name, but she did show me her BRUCE TATTOO!!!

Yes, that is what I said. It actually looked great! I AM NOT one for tattoos, but damn, hers looked fantastic! Does anyone else know the woman I'm talking about?

Paiger

[fanatic7]

Dari originally posted the pic (I believe) and I have it saved on my 'puter, but don't know how to get it here. I e-mailed it to LJK.

[ForYou]

LJK--It's from the premier issue of "Live!" magazine, a thing of beauty but I can't put it here either.

[LJK]

I got it, and it's lovely!

[dari]

well i don't see any here......

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1423977&a=10660278&p=52451546&Sequence=0&res=high

or here.......

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1423977&a=10660278&p=52451498&Sequence=0&res=high

or here....
http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1423977&a=10660278&p=52444778&Sequence=0&res=high


dari

[young again]

Gosh darn it, dari, now I've gone and drooled all over my desk.

But don't let my little problems stop you from posting. :D

[JanieGirl]

Thanks dari,

As usual ... you never cease to amaze me!

[fanatic7]

I don't know, Dari. I don't think this is definitive proof. I think we need to see more skin.

[ForYou]

OK Dari-where have you been hiding those!!!!???

[paiger]

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

That made my day!! :) :)

Paiger

[CathC]

I'll second fanatic7's motion.

[Rams]

Wow, I never expected this post to "spin" this way, or get a THOUSAND reads. (but isn't that half the fun?)
Dari brought her "A Game," as usual. I hope you other estrogen-ites enyoyed it!

Rams
a cool rockin' daddy

[Toots]

Until Dari comes up with a shot of that cute left cheek (bare of course)you'll never get to see that wonderful "Toots" guitar shaped tattoo...Oh well your loss! Great photos as usual Dari!

Toots

[dari]

sorry toots

i finally found his tatoo but your name is nowhere on it.....

http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1423977&a=10660278&p=52473201&Sequence=0&res=high


dari

[ForYou]

Man oh man Dari--that has to be the highest and best use of a scanner.

[Bustedsister]

...hey, I guess an armpit tattoo is better than none at all!! KEWEL !!!

[Dirty Annie]

LOL... Dari...that is a masterpiece!!!

[Toots]

Like I said before Dari...You're looking in the wrong place!

Toots ;)

[Di]

Ok dari, you just made my night!!!! Thanks!!!

[LJK]

Eventually my screaming at midnight will get me evicted, but it's well worth it. Still looking for that guitar tat, though...

[dari]

sorry ladies

if i had a picture with even more skin (besides the ones i have posted numerous times) i would oblige you. but i am keeping the totally nude ones for myself as i promised bruce i would. how do you think i always get those jailbaits?

dari

[LJK]

dari, you don't really want us to answer that, do you? lol!