Those awful Monday Morning Blues....

[Brit 3:16]

Time to start another week friends. Morning :)

To help lighten the Monday Morning Blues... or (MMB's) here's a little something for ya. not to funny but hey its to lessen the MMB's.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.



How do you play Taliban Bingo?


B-52, F-15, B-1...

So how is everyone this morning?

[sophisticatedmoma]

Good morning :)

My weekend was busy and eventful....Saturday was probably a night I'll remember for a while :o

[Red50]

Mornin' :o

How so?

[Brit 3:16]

and why is that Sophmom??

Red I see you. :p and now I read you. lol.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

there was a weekend in there?

mornin' :o

[Brit 3:16]

hey True. Work again huh.

[sophisticatedmoma]

Went to a club with a friend....enough said :o

[Brit 3:16]

LOL. Sophmom had a fun time I see. :o Sophmom out on the city. oh my. Mothers hide the children :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

This time it wasn't me that they needed to hide them from....my friend is CRAZY and she got way tipsy...I laughed all night but it was one of those things where when you wake up the next day you try to forget alot lol

[Red50]

You know what they usually say about "my friend" stories... :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

LOL Yes I do Red, but I always admit to my stuff...it really WAS my friend :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

so I guess the post office is closed on every Sunday, half of Sat, every holiday celebrated by just about ANY culture, and every 3rd Tuesday (just to throw you off)

bet they're probably even working on a "post office day" so they don't have to come into work then either

[Brit 3:16]

oh I know how you feel Sophmom. LOL.

Sophmom check your PM's I got something to tell ya, thats importanat to me. lol.

MY GOD, a 767 crashed in a populaed area of Queens on a approach to NYC. :eek:

[Red50]

Okay.... whatever you say Sophmom :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

OH LORDY :eek:... not again :(

[sophisticatedmoma]

True, are you waiting on something ;)

3:16....what is going on? I hate this....I need a tv at work!

Red, shut it up :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

I was going to mail a letter on Sat, but wanted to make sure I had all the stuff, and then went today and they were closed (I knew yesterday was Vet's day, but forgot until I pulled into the lot that they would be closed today)...
so I'm gonna have to wait until tomorrow to get it post-marked anyway now :o

[Brit 3:16]

I beleive Sophmom. :p although I bet Sophmom can get hilarius when tipsy. I just get that impression. :o she must say a lot of drivel. :p

it seems like an accident cause it was on aproach to JFK airport but it is the same plan and AA. that was used 2 months ago. :( things are very fuzzy now, not confirmed where from either so. but I think its just a very bad accident at a very bad time. :(

[sophisticatedmoma]

Ok True :o

I don't get tipsy :p Drinking isn't my thing...I can have fun without it! The few times in my life that I did drink I hear I was fun lmao j/k

That is horrible about that plane :( Please let us know about any updates ok?!

[Brit 3:16]

True read the local paper. :p j/k. no I didn't know they were closed either.

okay the plan now is confirmed Ameican Airlines 587. Not a 767 but its another type. leaving JFK to dominican republic. crashed in Queens section, populated. 4 buildings on fire and the planes not far from a gas station. now thats I ronic no offense. how many planes crash near a gas station. :confused:

[Red50]

Early reports say that it was completely accidental, that no foul play is suspected at this time. Fighter jets in the area weren't alerted to the planes behavior.

[Brit 3:16]

:o oh well I think you funer just you being you and not intoxicated. :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

well if it's in a populated area, there's usually like a gas station on every friggin corner practically everywhere, so that would likely be true anyway :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

Yeah, I am funer :p

Thanks for the information :)

[Red50]

funer? :p

[Brit 3:16]

somethin like 246 peeps on board9 member crew. :eek: my I hope there are survivors. *prays* crashed around 5 miles from airport after take off. there might be some surviors.

I'd hate to be working in the airline business not a good couple of months for that industry.

Sophmom you are way funer ;)

[Red50]

Eyewitnesses are reporting that they saw an explosion on the right? wing, apparantly engine trouble.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

is Mon peeping? :o:p

[Brit 3:16]

yup. rudy G. ya know the mayor. lol. can't spell the last name right so rudy said there's 2 crash sites. 1 site the engine second site the plane.

[sophisticatedmoma]

Um, this kind of makes me re-think my plans to fly somewhere in Dec......

[Ghost347]

Hi! :o.........Bye :o...........

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

did I just see a Ghost fly by? :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

Hey Ghost :D Bye Ghost :p

[Brit 3:16]

lol. bye, hi ghost. thats why he's a *gasp* ghost lol.

I don't blame ya Sophmom.

[sophisticatedmoma]

I was thinking about Florida but I don't think that is too far to drive :o

[Brit 3:16]

florida :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

"but imagine if you drove ALL that way there, and when you finally got there... Florida was closed :("
:p lol

[sophisticatedmoma]

That would be horrible and I would find the person who closed Fl and make them open it back up or else they would face the wrath! :mad:

Well where else do you guys suggest...given the fact that Fl could close :p

[Brit 3:16]

Sophmom you wouldn't like my idea. lol.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

"but they don't close Florida" ;)

the wrath?? :eek: :o!... they wouldn't know what they'd be in for :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

What's your idea?

True, I would hope that noone had the power to shut down a whole state :o I want to go to Disney :D

[Brit 3:16]

Wow they're closing the New York airspace cause they are/were having a UN meeting today with high ranking UN officals in new York coupled with the fact of Bien ladden's threatening remarks about the UN last week they feel the need for that security. nice to see they are acting quickly.

[Red50]

Well... if they close Florida, you could always go to California :o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yep, the smog, the rolling black-outs the congestion... what's not to love ;) LOL!

[Brit 3:16]

Sophmom...Pull an Elian. Get a tire, not firestone the thread may seperate on ya. ;) and float in to Florida. They have to keep ya then. :o

[Brit 3:16]

I want to go to diseny to. not fun going on the rides yourself. :(

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

*imagines 3:16 riding the tea-cups rides by himself looking all depressed* :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

LMAO True, that was so wrong...poor 3:16 :o

Cali is too far to drive :p

I'm not floating in a tire either....they have sharks :o

[Brit 3:16]

LOL at true. True you can be my tea cup riding buddy :p

LOL at Sophmom. how bout cancun mexico. :o

[Red50]

And Florida isn't? :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

Florida is only like 10-12 hours away and Cali is like 2-3 days!! :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

Red, I think you keep forgetting, not everyone drives like you do ;)

[sophisticatedmoma]

Yeah, some of us are safe drivers :o :p

[Brit 3:16]

Yea. we don't try to break records to see who can get there the fastest. :p

[Red50]

Hey! :o! I'll have you know that I've never been ticketed and that I've only been in one accident and it was ruled no fault. :p

[Brit 3:16]

and I'll have you know I have no tickets and haven't been in an accident. :p

[Red50]

Yeah... and how many years of driving is that? :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

I don't think you should be talking all that cause if your like me your gonna jinx yourself :o

I've been pulled over 2 times....thank God I got out of them both. One for doing 75 in a 55 (State Trooper) then for doing 60 in a 30. I told him I was on my way to the restroom lmao

[Brit 3:16]

3 :p but youve been driving longer and me wants to keep my streak alive. :p

[Brit 3:16]

so True Sophmom. :o I'm gonna go eat. I'llbe back in a bit. :)

[Red50]

3 years... come back when you've been driving for 10 :p

That's why one invests in a good radar detector. ;)

[sophisticatedmoma]

Don't need that when you have charm :p

J/K! :o

I probably just jinxed myself now :o

[Red50]

Call me crazy... but I don't think I'm going to able to charm my way out of any tickets. :o

[cyane]

Yo there :D

[Red50]

Hey Eti :D

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

ok Red, "you're crazy" :p

hey Eti :)

[cyane]

Hello boys :D how is monday so far ?

[sophisticatedmoma]

Hi Eti :D

Whats up girly girl :D

[Red50]

I knew I could count on you, True :p

Monday isn't so bad... I decided to take the day off work :o ...sometimes it's good to be one of the bosses. :D

[cyane]

Originally posted by sophisticatedmoma
Hi Eti :D

Whats up girly girl :D

Hey sophmom :D how was your weekend ? mine was great :D

Did you get the songs ? :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

My weekend was good :)

No, I didn't get any songs :p

[cyane]

Are you serious ? you didnt get my email ??

[sophisticatedmoma]

No, I didn't....when did you send it :confused:

Did you send it under the same name you use for AIM? If you sent it under a name I don't know then I probably deleted it cause I never open mail if I don't know the person that sent it :o

[Ghost347]

....knock knock knockin on heaven's dooorrr......

Messa Back!! :o

[cyane]

I will send a pm in a minute ok ? i think you deleted because you didnt know it was me lol

[sophisticatedmoma]

Hey Ghost, welcome back :)

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

hey Ghost :o...

hmmm... 231 messages in my "inbox"... and that's w/ deleting like half of them right off the bat and I just ported all my old messages all over to Netscape again (which I'm not counting on this mail client) like couple weeks ago :o...

pretty sad :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

You're just a popular guy True ;)

[Ghost347]

*nod to Sophmom* Howdy Chicka!

If worth is measured in emails True....I say you go cash yourself in....:o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

guess so :o lol...

what the heck *ports them over to Netscape*... ok now we have in Netscape... in my 'inbox' 260 messages (not couting all the stuff hidden away in subdirectories :o)

at one point before, I had over like 3000 messages sitting in my Netscape mailbox :o... even w/ tons of directories, it's still confoozling as heck :o!

[sophisticatedmoma]

Um, I'll just :) and act like I know what you are talking about :o

[Ghost347]

I once got threatening emails from Hotmail if I didn't clean it out.....I got mail bombed one till.....1,000 emails in like 2 hours from the same addy.

Why you're just so cute I could bounce you on my knee! :o:D

[sophisticatedmoma]

That is the second time I heard that today.....lol J/K

[Red50]

LOL

[Ghost347]

Yeah but the mail guy doesn't count....:o

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

so then when was the first time? j/k :p

[Brit 3:16]

I'm back. :D

[sophisticatedmoma]

Welcome back 3:16 :)

It wasn't the mail man it was the UPS guy...get it right :p

[Brit 3:16]

Geee we got our own little boy band here. lol. Red the serious one, True the funny one, Ghost the military, jacked, serious but cool one, 3:16 the charming hottie *cough* :o

Yea Sophmom who was the first one

[Brit 3:16]

the UPS guy. oh Sophmom. :o

[Ghost347]

So I take it you've been busy inspecting packages this morning?;)

[sophisticatedmoma]

Yeah and I get paid for it :D :p

[Ghost347]

"Jacked, serious but cool one".....WooHoo!!! I'm JC!!! :D:D:D

Well....as long as you are thorough and don't let any past you, then I guess you deserve it.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

so just what kind of 'packages' you been 'inspecting'? :o! :p

[Brit 3:16]

LMAO. :o Sophmom likes packages.

[Brit 3:16]

question is how many packages does Sophmom inspect in a day. it could drive ya crazy.

[Red50]

How did I get cast in the serious role? http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/suspicious3_technical.gif

[sophisticatedmoma]

Pervs :rolleyes:

I say I deserve more pay but I can't seem to get them to see things my way :o

[Ghost347]

*grabs baseball bat!!* I'll show them what you're worth!!! :o:mad:

[Brit 3:16]

Red your a tough one to cast. lol.

Sophmom I couldn't agree with ya more. :o you pervs

oh and you should get more money. why don't ya yell Show me the money!!!!!!

[Ghost347]

*pulls women's underwear out of 3:16's bag*...and I'm a perv...:rolleyes:

Red, you're the serious one and you know it....:o

[Brit 3:16]

I don't have a clue what your talkin about.

[Brit 3:16]

hey not my fault women just throw there underware at me when I'm the charming hottie in the group. :p j/k.

[Ghost347]

"......I did not have sexual relations with that underwear.......":o

[sophisticatedmoma]

Thanks Ghost, I knew you would have my back on that :D

3:16, it doesn't quite work that way :p

[Brit 3:16]

too Bad for them cause they are really messin up. :o

[Ghost347]

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/boxing_smiley.gif

[Brit 3:16]

LOL. thats cool.

[sophisticatedmoma]

Ok, ya'll can let me know when your done...........

[Ghost347]

I'm done! :D

[Brit 3:16]

I was done :o

[Drama]

hello everyone!

i knew it was too good to be true....i felt wonderful (health-wise) all week last week, and then today i get to wake up with a lovely headache....thank goodness i'm leaving at 1:00 today....

and then this airplane crash....and i'm supposed to fly on thursday!!!

[Brit 3:16]

Drama Ican diagnoss what you have. hold on a head ache....


poor Drama and the flying. I think it was a freak accident. :(

[Red50]

Hey Drama :D

[sophisticatedmoma]

Hey Drama...I hope you start feeling better.

I thought about your trip this weekend when I heard about the plane crash....I'll be keeping you in my thoughts and prayers!!

[Drama]

thanks everyone! i'm especially on edge b/c my parents are supposed to be flying back from salt lake city today on american....i know that it seems it was just mechanical, but it still makes me feel uneasy.....

i'm making an appointment with the doctor for next week when i get back from my trip...i cannot deal with these headaches anymore!

[Brit 3:16]

LOL. I clicked on headache on a self diagnosis thingy and this is what I got. WTF.

Chronic Guatemalan Pelvis Melt

Patient is advised to rent the 2002 Chevrolet Impala from Hertz, then proceed directly to Gary, Indiana - where CGPM was first diagnosed in the kitchen workers of a particularly unsanitary Chi-Chi's. Patient must exchange bodily fluids with no fewer than three of the aforementioned kitchen workers.

1 week without treatment.

[Drama]

3:16 stop making me laugh!!! makes my head hurt more.....:(

i'm just falling apart these days...

sophmom, did you get my voicemail?

[Brit 3:16]

I'm sure your parents are fine if it helps.

Obviously that self diagnosis thing is screwy. :confused: eh Sorry Drama. lol. put some cold face cloths on your face and take some tylonel or advil, somethin like that. oh and get some one to massage your shoulders and neck area sometiomes helps too. :o

[Drama]

a massage....haven't had one of those in years.....my ex-boyfriend gave WONDERFUL massages...one of the few things he could get right...but i won't EVEN go there!!!

[Brit 3:16]

LOL.

[Brit 3:16]

did everyone leave?

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yep :p

[Drama]

i'm still here!! but not for long....as soon as my boss gets back from lunch (which should be within the next 10 minutes) i'm going home to go to sleep!!!!!!!!!

[Brit 3:16]

True :p

well have a nice rest Drama. :)

[Drama]

ok...they aren't back yet and i'm getting irritated...

then i just read this post on the britney board...someone asked if she was catholic and then the reply was "No, she's christian...baptist to be exact"....alright...last time i checked catholicism was still under the heading of "christianity"....

[Brit 3:16]

awwww :mad: mofo's they deserve double the work when they get back.

yea I read that too. :o

[Ghost347]

There are two different branches of christianity....it's the protestants and the catholics. Baptist is a protestant brancher if I remember correctly...

[cyane]

I think u are correct ghost :)


wow everyone talking alot today :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

Drama, I don't know if you are still around but yeah I got your voicemail.....sorry I didn't call ya back, my weekend was crazy!!

[Brit 3:16]

:o

[sophisticatedmoma]

Everyone talks til I come back :p

[Brit 3:16]

Sophmom what did I say earlier. your the life of the daily topics on the board. :)

[sophisticatedmoma]

You did?

Well looks like I killed this one cause everyone stopped talking lol

[Red50]

:o

[Brit 3:16]

yes I did a few weeks back :p ya got to listen to your buddy more often here. :p lol.

ya didn't kill it ya just need to talk so What up?

[Brit 3:16]

Red :o

see....

[Red50]

what? :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

I have a question.....if you met a girl....she was older then you....like by 6 years....you had a good time....would you call her again?

I say thats a huge age difference!!

[Red50]

Depends... are we talking 25-19 or 40-34? :o

[Brit 3:16]

is this one of I have a friend but its really you questions. lol. :p

honestly... this may sound corny but yes I would call again if I had a fun time. yea its a huge age diffrence but if you enjoy doing things with that person it doesn't matter. what do I know though.... :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

19-25

No its not me....and I think the guy has a gf already...

[Red50]

At that age range I think the difference is too much... no matter how mature a 19 yo is, by and large they're still a kid.

And if he's already got a gf, then he's a jack@$$.

[sophisticatedmoma]

Ok, thats what I thought....just wanted to make sure I wasn't way off on it. I told her she needs to forget about him. He says no girlfriend but there is all kinds of girl stuff at his apartment and he has no sister......

I'm supposed to meet them later this week...I might have to put the smack down lmao

[Red50]

Gut feeling... he's lying.

[Brit 3:16]

SO let me get this right. I'm a kid? :p lol. j/k.

sounds weird sophmom. lay the smack on him. Hit him up with style. lol. no pun intended. :)

[sophisticatedmoma]

I'm not sure how they met but I say thats a huge difference at those ages.

Yes, 3:16, you are a kid :p

I guess its really none of my business but if he has a gf that bites and I don't like that so I'll have to let him know about it lol

[Brit 3:16]

well to you I am. :p lol.

[Red50]

Yep, a kid thru and thru :p

Nothing wrong with not wanting to see a friend get hurt.

[Brit 3:16]

thats what freinds are for... to help eachother on things like that.

geee now I don't know how to take that. is it a good thing or bad. :o

[Ghost347]

i would call her again.....but that's just me.....

[Red50]

Both... everyone goes thru it.

[sophisticatedmoma]

I probably wouldn't say much if he wasn't cheating on his girlfriend...:o

[Brit 3:16]

Let me say for the record.

an man who cheats is scum! thank you very much. :o

[Ghost347]

Hey, only guys that go through with it.....I almost cheated once but before I did I kicked myself in the ass and straightened myself out. Tempation is a terrible thing....:(

And he isn't necessarily cheating....he could just be very feminine. :o

[Brit 3:16]

or something else :o not that there's anything wrong with that. :o

True Ghost.

[sophisticatedmoma]

In that case Ghost, I don't know which is worse :o

I say if you aren't happy then get out of the relationship but don't cheat!

[Brit 3:16]

but Yet I have to agree with Sophmom. No cheating. even if the temptations there.

[Ghost347]

Well it was when Mon was in Missouri and I hadn't seen her in like 4 months and this really hot chick obviously wanted to go out with me and I had actually considered it......but I got straight. It's a love issue....I mean look at Mon, I told her that I still love her but there is just too much space between us. Contrary to popular belief, love can't keep you together on it's own....

[sophisticatedmoma]

I don't think long distance relationships are ever a good thing. It takes both people to work at it. Most people can't do it....after a while you start wanting something else....been there!!

[Ghost347]

Yes....they are very evil. And now here I sit.....with neither of them.....:( I need a date....I ain't been on one in a few weeks....:(

[Brit 3:16]

I agree. it is a misconception.

[sophisticatedmoma]

Being single isn't bad....no sad faces!! Only :) or :D around here k :D

[Brit 3:16]

Ghost you aint the only one. I mean your talkin to the person who has a lot of girls as friends but no girlfriend at this time and me sitting on my ass waiting for the next semester of college to start and nobody is around except for a few friends that are at colleges near by and they are all taken. really sucks. Me need some LOVE. :o

[Ghost347]

Well now I'm just alllll depressed......:o

Single sucks....

[sophisticatedmoma]

Single = getting to hang out with more then one hottie ;) :D :o

[Brit 3:16]

Sophmom I can settle for just one hottie ;)

[sophisticatedmoma]

Oh, well get off your lazy tail and go find her :p

[Ghost347]

I second that 3:16......just one (http://www.worldofbritney.com/exclusives/rollingstone_dec01_cover_wob.jpg)

[Ghost347]

All the chicks around here are like 13 year olds in their Ho-Gear walking around the mall......the only groovy chicks are out at Old Dominion Univ. but they all hide in their dorms and never go out anywhere.....:o

[sophisticatedmoma]

I refuse to feel guilty for my statement :o :p

[Brit 3:16]

lol. Ghost got to be careful of them man :o

I second that pic. :D

Sophmom it aint that easy....

[sophisticatedmoma]

LMAO Well Ghost that is the same age difference as my friend and her little boytoy....wouldn't be so bad if you wouldn't serve time for it :p

[Ghost347]

Some of us aren't naturally beautiful.....we have to rely on our car......:o

Exactly.....handcuffs don't impress chicks.....

[Brit 3:16]

Oh I can make ya feel guilty for that statement. :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

I'm not impressed with a guys money, car, and any of that stuff....

[Brit 3:16]

I'm impressed with the girl anything about the girl. lol. typical. :p

[Ghost347]

Well as much as I'd love to sit here and talk about how much my love life sucks lately.....I do have a meeting tonight.....Cya folks.....be good.

[sophisticatedmoma]

Bye Ghost :)

[Brit 3:16]

c-ya ghost.

[Brit 3:16]

so Sophmom you were saying....

[sophisticatedmoma]

I'm saying being single isn't that bad :p

[Brit 3:16]

Oh yea. I agree with ghost though. :o So whats up with the plans for tonight?

[sophisticatedmoma]

Going out to dinner :) You?

[Brit 3:16]

Dinner ;)

watching Raw, and Boston public tonight. thats it. the end of the week is gonna get a bit interesting.

[sophisticatedmoma]

I also hope to get a little shopping done :D

[Brit 3:16]

ya can get me somethin. :p Sophmom's going out for a night on the city again. :o

[sophisticatedmoma]

I'm sure I could get you something :p

[Brit 3:16]

surprise me :p lol ;) ring a bell. ;)

[Red50]

Like a restraining order? ;) :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

LMAO!!

[Brit 3:16]

naw she likes me to much to do that. :p

[sophisticatedmoma]

:o

[Red50]

Awfully big gamble... :o

[Brit 3:16]

:o

[sophisticatedmoma]

:D

[Red50]

LMAO!

[Brit 3:16]

see we put a smile on that pretty smilie. :D

[sophisticatedmoma]

Alrighty guys, I am gonna get out of here. Have a great night, talk to you romorrow :)

[Red50]

http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/suspicious3_technical.gif

[Red50]

G'nite Sophmom :)

[Brit 3:16]

Yea I got to go to, so see ya later. :o

see ya later Red.

see ya later Sophmom.