Annie415
Aug 17th, 2000, 07:53 PM
I ran into a bunch of these. I didn't write them. If everyone has already seen them, just say so. If I should post more of them, let me know.
You know you're a Bruce fan if...
1.Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a perfectly acceptable encore. . .in JULY!
2. you have tape cassette boxes that only list a city and a date, but no artist
3. no matter where you send someone your directions include "take a right at the light, keep going straight until night."
4. you'd rather have the Electric Nebraska sessions than the Holy Grail
5.you've made a pilgrimage to Asbury Park and/or Freehold
6. your First Aid kit includes a copy of "Born to Run"
7. you've ever put tin cans out in the 90 degree heat just to see them explode (bonus points if you did it on Bleeker Street)
8. You cringe at just the mention of Manfred Man.
9. you stand and cheer for Thunder Road, even though you've heard it 10,000 times
10. You can easily understand the following: BTR, RHW, TR, BIUSA, ToL
11. you believe Courtney Cox should sign over half her life's earnings to Bruce
12. you're on a first name basis with him but never met
13. you need a plumber for your tuba
14. you long to see a show that includes a Monopoly Game and someone rebuilding an engine
15. you long to see a Jon Landau vs. Mike Appell Celebrity Death Match
16. you own stock in Maxell XLII tapes
17. you think of "Jazz Musician" when you hear "10th Ave. Freeze-Out"
18. you opt for a home-based business so that you can spend more time enhancing your collection
19. the new issue of Backstreets has more relevance to you than the daily paper
20. you know that "my old bosses' daughter" means Moe and Joe's daughter
21. you've ever torn your shirt on the Tilt-A-Whirl
22. Bruce's version of "Oh, Boy!" is what got you into Buddy Holly
23. you've seen any of the following artists at the Jersey Shore: Southside Johnny, Bobby Bandiera, Joe Grushecky,Richie La Bamba - because you knew Bruce was back in Rumson for the night
24. you can have an intelligent conversation about the Hammond Demos vs. the London Publishing Demos
25. you believe the defining moment of the 90's was the unearthing of "The Promise" in the Asbury Park Rehearsal Show
26. you think accordians and rock and roll go together
You know you're a Bruce fan if...
1.Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a perfectly acceptable encore. . .in JULY!
2. you have tape cassette boxes that only list a city and a date, but no artist
3. no matter where you send someone your directions include "take a right at the light, keep going straight until night."
4. you'd rather have the Electric Nebraska sessions than the Holy Grail
5.you've made a pilgrimage to Asbury Park and/or Freehold
6. your First Aid kit includes a copy of "Born to Run"
7. you've ever put tin cans out in the 90 degree heat just to see them explode (bonus points if you did it on Bleeker Street)
8. You cringe at just the mention of Manfred Man.
9. you stand and cheer for Thunder Road, even though you've heard it 10,000 times
10. You can easily understand the following: BTR, RHW, TR, BIUSA, ToL
11. you believe Courtney Cox should sign over half her life's earnings to Bruce
12. you're on a first name basis with him but never met
13. you need a plumber for your tuba
14. you long to see a show that includes a Monopoly Game and someone rebuilding an engine
15. you long to see a Jon Landau vs. Mike Appell Celebrity Death Match
16. you own stock in Maxell XLII tapes
17. you think of "Jazz Musician" when you hear "10th Ave. Freeze-Out"
18. you opt for a home-based business so that you can spend more time enhancing your collection
19. the new issue of Backstreets has more relevance to you than the daily paper
20. you know that "my old bosses' daughter" means Moe and Joe's daughter
21. you've ever torn your shirt on the Tilt-A-Whirl
22. Bruce's version of "Oh, Boy!" is what got you into Buddy Holly
23. you've seen any of the following artists at the Jersey Shore: Southside Johnny, Bobby Bandiera, Joe Grushecky,Richie La Bamba - because you knew Bruce was back in Rumson for the night
24. you can have an intelligent conversation about the Hammond Demos vs. the London Publishing Demos
25. you believe the defining moment of the 90's was the unearthing of "The Promise" in the Asbury Park Rehearsal Show
26. you think accordians and rock and roll go together