Annie415
Oct 18th, 2000, 05:16 PM
You know you're a Bruce fan if…
276. you're jealous that your boyfriend is having dreams about you meeting Bruce and he isn't even a fan!
277. you ever picked a hitchhiker and she hung her head out the window and she screamed!
278. you've been pikachu-ized!
279. you've ever been discombobulated!
280. you've ever had just one thing, one thing in your whole life, that makes you feel good about yourself (Racing -11/19/84)
281. you know what all the guys on Bruce's block called her . . .
282. you know the difference between oil and blood . . .
283. you knew or just wondered what that dude was saying when he hit that storm . .
284. you ever worked all day at your Daddy's garage . . .
285. you think Rich Kortz's should win a prize for "best comedian of the year"
286. you can tell just from the way he shouts 1, 2, 3, 4, what song is coming
287. you are at a show, you can tell exactly when Bruce is about to start jumping up and down like a pogo during Lohad
288. you know what Lohad is
289. you can't decide whether you like the 2/5/75, 3/25/77 or the 12/29/80 versions of Incident on 57th Street best.
201. you know one of the Cleveland Boys Next Generation - Hey '''' Erdman!
291. you despise gaps on CDRs
292. you put great thought into which Bruceleg to put in your walkman for the next few days...decisions, decisions...
293. you still believe in the PROMISED LAND
294. for you a worst case scenario is not getting Bruce tickets
295. you have stood on Randolph Street and visited St. Rose of Lima just because you happened to be driving near the great state of New Jersey
296. most of the people in your email address book are people with names like kitty, rosie, eddie, spanish johnny, kylewilliam, wendy, mary, ragamuffin gunner, joe roberts, marylou, terry, magic rat, and if you're real lucky, Bruce.
297. you regularly annoy some people in your house by playing "Backstreets" as loud as your stereo can at least once a day.
298. you relate everything that happens in your life to at least one Bruce song.
276. you're jealous that your boyfriend is having dreams about you meeting Bruce and he isn't even a fan!
277. you ever picked a hitchhiker and she hung her head out the window and she screamed!
278. you've been pikachu-ized!
279. you've ever been discombobulated!
280. you've ever had just one thing, one thing in your whole life, that makes you feel good about yourself (Racing -11/19/84)
281. you know what all the guys on Bruce's block called her . . .
282. you know the difference between oil and blood . . .
283. you knew or just wondered what that dude was saying when he hit that storm . .
284. you ever worked all day at your Daddy's garage . . .
285. you think Rich Kortz's should win a prize for "best comedian of the year"
286. you can tell just from the way he shouts 1, 2, 3, 4, what song is coming
287. you are at a show, you can tell exactly when Bruce is about to start jumping up and down like a pogo during Lohad
288. you know what Lohad is
289. you can't decide whether you like the 2/5/75, 3/25/77 or the 12/29/80 versions of Incident on 57th Street best.
201. you know one of the Cleveland Boys Next Generation - Hey '''' Erdman!
291. you despise gaps on CDRs
292. you put great thought into which Bruceleg to put in your walkman for the next few days...decisions, decisions...
293. you still believe in the PROMISED LAND
294. for you a worst case scenario is not getting Bruce tickets
295. you have stood on Randolph Street and visited St. Rose of Lima just because you happened to be driving near the great state of New Jersey
296. most of the people in your email address book are people with names like kitty, rosie, eddie, spanish johnny, kylewilliam, wendy, mary, ragamuffin gunner, joe roberts, marylou, terry, magic rat, and if you're real lucky, Bruce.
297. you regularly annoy some people in your house by playing "Backstreets" as loud as your stereo can at least once a day.
298. you relate everything that happens in your life to at least one Bruce song.