What should we talk about???

[kentuckychic]

We've known all along that there were several 'lurkers' out there reading along. I had no idea though that there were so many. Check out the phone con post. 17 replies and 100 and something hits. Apparently many people find us to be VERY entertaining.....so let's come up with something extremely entertaining to provide these people with a day full of laughs. Any ideas?????

[PB&Kev]

I wonder how many of those hits belong to Short Chris? ;)

[iggy]

I have to buy new brown shoes. That should be HUGELY entertaining for days on end.

By the way, I don't trust the view count. It seems rigged.

[pen&kev]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/jump1.gif Top o' the mornin' to all ya Peeping Toms http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/wave.gif

[kentuckychic]

So Iggy, enlighten us, why are you buying new brown shoes?

[PB&Kev]

I heard you were ragging on my accent again yesterday Iggy. :p

And you wonder why I won't talk on the phone.

[insearchofjustin]

PB, we missed you. :(

How many of you hung up on the count of three, and how many of you stayed on to hear us all leave?

[Short Chris]

No more than 20 of those posts were mine, PB. ;)

I hung up early ISOJ, did you go on "3" or after "3"?

[iggy]

I hung up at 5...5 o'clock that is. How much longer did it last?

[kentuckychic]

I almost took the number home with me so I could call back in. I decided not to and I guess it's a good thing I didn't because no one would have been there when I called back in.

Iggy, answer the shoe question.

[insearchofjustin]

I hung up ON 3. :) What about you, Chris?

[Short Chris]

I hung up before it got to "3" and then went and pretended I had been diligently working for the last 1/2 hour.

[iggy]

I need new brown shoes because we get to wear jeans again this Friday...and because I don't believe in delayed gratification.

[insearchofjustin]

How many of you find yourself buying the same pair of shoes... one in brown and one in black?

That happens to me SO often. You find a pair that you really like, but you just need one brown and one black.

Ig, wore black boots with the brown snakeskin, and nobody could tell the difference.

The day I find a pair of REALLY dark brown boots, will be the day I can die happy.

[insearchofjustin]

I mean one black pair and one brown pair.

No salt and pepper shoes here.

[iggy]

I don't buy the same shoes in different colors. I don't have a thing for shoes. It just seems that I wear them out so early...so I always have to get new ones.

I'm going to have to give up my part in the touring company of Riverdance.

[pen&kev]

You know whats even harder? You buy a pair and then they become your favorites. Later on you decide to buy another pair because the old one's are looking old. What are the odds you can find the exact same shoe?

[insearchofjustin]

That's why you should always buy two of everything... shoes, jeans, coats, earrings, watches.

[iggy]

Hookers

[kentuckychic]

I found an extremely comfy pair of black clogs at Payless. They don't have them in brown and I'm really disappointed.

[iggy]

Big cloggin' event this weekend...in the hollow?

[insearchofjustin]

She's taking your spot on the Riverdance tour.

[insearchofjustin]

Do any of you guys have BAKERS shoes in your city? I've always thought of this place as having hoochie-cheap shoes, and on my search for brown boots last week, I found a pair of dark red boots at BAKERS and they weren't cheap.

But due to the reputation that's etched itself in my memory, I passed on the boots.

insearchofbrownboots

[pen&kev]

Hey KY, the geezer made me watch the movie "Coalminers Daughter" last night. Heard the accent and thought of you ;)

[iggy]

Well that was below the belt.

[garnet]

Pen&Kev, tell the geezer next time that you want to watch TRL. It's about time you finally saw the BSB video!

[insearchofjustin]

One of the Directors here just told another director that he looks like Gonzo from the Muppets.

True, but uncalled for.

[kentuckychic]

Ouch, that hurt Penny. Now I'm here to tell you that I DO NOT in any way shape or form have that bad of an accent. Those are eastern Kentuckians and they have accents beyond belief!!!!!

I have actually seen Coalminer's Daughter. I sat and watched it with an old lady neighbor during a blizzard.

[insearchofjustin]

There are blizzards in Kentucky?

[pen&kev]

<head hung down in shame> I sowwy

[ellenmed]

Hey KY, but you DID admit you DO have an accent. My eyes don't deceive me.

[kentuckychic]

Forgiven....you knew I couldn't stay mad at you too long.

We've had one blizzard. Of course most people around here consider 2 inches of snow a blizzard, but this was between 20 and 25 inches worth of snow.

[insearchofjustin]

Winter is the best time to watch The Weather Channel. It's funny how Texas will completely shut down because of a few flurries.

[Cali_1]

That doesn't compare with California when it rains...We can get through earthquakes, but a few sprinkles, and people out here just come unglued...

[2old4this]

Don't worry KY, they abused me the first time I joined a conference call due to my midwestern accent. Notice I didn't join in yesterday. OK, it was only because I didn't read the posts until 10pm, but still. ISOJ, I didn't have an accent, did I?

[kentuckychic]

No Ellen, I don't have an accent. What I was saying is, there is no comparison between the non-existent accent that you all say that I have and the accent that eastern Kentuckians have. :D

[iggy]

Charo

[ellenmed]

"you all"

:D

[kentuckychic]

I'm always very careful to not use the term "y'all" around all of you. Saying "y'all" around all of you is a deathwish.

[Luv2RockNsweat]

I can state quite honestly that KentuckyChick has no accent whatsoever.

[Luv2RockNsweat]

and niether does Kentuckychic :D

[NikDC]

You'd never pass a lie detector on that one.

Poor KY. I say y'all all the time. I say go with it! Live free or die. :D

[pen&kev]

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[PB&Kev]

Ellen how long has your location said "engaged"? I didn't notice until today. Lord love is sickening. ;)

[iggy]

Y'all is allowed, kentucky sheek.

[iggy]

I noticed ellen's location too. I'm trying hard not to stick my fist down my throat.

[kentuckychic]

See, I don't have an accent, Luv2 said I didn't.

[kentuckychic]

Up in Northern Kentucky there is a town called Florence and they have a mall. There is a huge water tower that is right next to the interstate and is at the side of the mall. Somehow the tower was originally painted to say "Florence Mall". Apparently someone through a hissy fit and insisted that the town water tower should not advertise the mall. So.....they changed it to "Florence Yall". How stupid and hillbilly is that????

I think I've shared this story once before....

[iggy]

If I were you, I'd wouldn't share it again. Doesn't make KY look good.

[pen&kev]

Paytona Beach
Waddy Island
Florence Yall

uhhuh - Y'all are a happenin spot :D

[kentuckychic]

I'm still trying to decide where Waddy Island came from????

Oh and it's pEytona beach. ;)

[PB&Kev]

Ellen's ignoring us Iggy.

She's not humored by our illness I guess. ;)

[iggy]

Here's a Rosie quote:

Ever notice the word "engaged" has the word "gag" in the middle?

[PB&Kev]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net5/icon2.gif

[kentuckychic]

PB, you are beyond silly!!!!! How on earth did you find a smilie that looks exactly the you do today???? :D

[PB&Kev]

Great.

What are you trying to say? I look green and sick?

[ellenmed]

You guys are twisted. You turn away from the screen to do some kind of meaningful work, and then you find this going on! Huh.

<insert twisted smiley face here>

[PB&Kev]

We still love you, Ellen.

We're just nauseated by your happiness. :)

[iggy]

...and your breath.

[ellenmed]

PB, I've yet to "talk" to you. What's up with that? I need to hear your accent too. AND, have you ever sent us a pic?!

[kentuckychic]

No she hasn't sent out a pic. Her phone number is the same as mine just a different extension number. PM or email me for any further info. :D

[mikecheck]

Disgusted with her happiness and her breath!? I take pleasure in your disgust http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/eek2.gif
Didn't know that her breath disgusted people, my apologies! I guess I'll check next time:D

[PB&Kev]

That's because I'm really a figment of all your twisted imaginations. Not real at all.

I was so cool with phone cons until Iggy. He's given me a major complex.

I've been giving the picture thing a lot of thought lately. It'll have to go through e-mail though. Not the boards.

I'm so walking a thin line right now anyway. Two psychos in my life are quite enough.

[ellenmed]

Ummm...i don't think so. LOL!

KY, I'll be calling you real soon. Let's have our own conference call.

[PB&Kev]

Shut up Ky.

The last time Chris called my husband was standing right here. That was SO nice.

[pen&kev]

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[iggy]

PB, if you open your eyes really wide and focus on each word, you won't speak with an accent. Works for me.

[PB&Kev]

Ah, feel the love.

:p

[insearchofjustin]

Amazing how Pen can tell a story without saying a single word.

[pen&kev]

I think in smilies. I yearn for the smilee option for emails here at work. I'd love to send the puking-my-guts-out one to my commander :D

[ellenmed]

KY, where's PB?

[insearchofjustin]

With the inmate?

[ellenmed]

Get her on the phone!

[PB&Kev]

I'm not with the inmate. I'm right here at my desk---alone. Wasn't with him yesterday either. I feel like I have 10 extra mother's now! :D

[kentuckychic]

I think she's talking to the inmate.

[ellenmed]

HI PB!

[ellenmed]

ACCENT!!!

YES!!!

[PB&Kev]

Has anyone (besides Sideways) ever talked to NEWBS? I'm betting he has the best accent.

That's why I have an accent. I'm from Georgia...not Kentucky. I just live in this God forsaken place now. :)

[insearchofjustin]

Our next conference call will be (on any given day) at 10 pacific, 11 mountain, 12 central, and 1 eastern.

I expect Noobz and PB on it!

[kentuckychic]

How 'bout tomorrow????

[insearchofjustin]

Before scheduling another conference call, I must first make sure I didn't get busted for yesterday's call.

A week from today, the 26th, works for me.

Conference Call Rule: When announcing your name, you must announce the name of your favorite musical artist instead of your real name. Then we can all figure out who's who.

[kentuckychic]

Is it safe to assume that Charo is taken???

[ellenmed]

Not good ISOJ. One of the Bosses will be back. I'll have to bow out.

[Cali_1]

I can get the call in number if you want...wouldn't hurt my feelings any if I got fired! :D

[insearchofjustin]

I actually set it up already. :D

Nothing like being on top of things.

[ellenmed]

If fired, I'm sure your new job won't allow you time to post. No...don't do it.

[Cali_1]

Thanks Ellen...the plan would be for me to stay home and NOT work...I would still be able to post, in my jammies and scooby doo slippers!

[kevy1]

Damn I missed this intelligent conversation today! :D
at least yesterday between meetings I was able to get in on the call (I did not hang up on 3 (just for the record))