The List

[garnet]

Here was the topic on VH1 The List last night:

Name the 3 artists you would most like to have sex with. And your answers are.......

[iggy]

Grandma Moses
Georgia O'Keefe
The woman who does the Cathy comic strip

Do you mean musical artists? Well then...

Jennifer Lopez (used to be a hater, but now it's boo-yeah)
Jewel
Any/all of the Dixie Chicks

Honorable mention to Charo

[garnet]

Iggy, I KNEW you were going to do that! I almost went back in and clarified that it had to be a musical artist.

By the way, is Charo even considered a musical artist anymore?

[iggy]

Only on Planet Earth.

Yeah, she does an act in Hawaii 8 times a week...twice on Saturdays. 2 drink minimum.

[garnet]

Oh brother! Charo reminds me of Pia Zadora in a way. Whatever happened to her?

[PB&Kev]

1. Lenny Kravitz
2. Scott Stapp
3. A.J. McLean (no comments on whether or not he's an artist) :p

[NEWBS]

Couldn't we just say, "see laminated list" for these answers?

[garnet]

Did any of us have musical artists on our lists? I don't remember...

[NEWBS]

This is easy

Shania Twain
Faith Hill
Natalie Maines (gag me)

[Edited by NEWBS on October 24th, 2000 at 08:18 AM]

[iggy]

Anybody who isn't a sell-out pop-crossover fluff queen on your list, Newbs? Didn't think so.

[PB&Kev]

I see KC passed the mean hat to Iggy sometime this morning. :)

[NEWBS]

Check my edit. For you iggy.

[garnet]

Shania **** twice? I don't think so...pick a third :D

[iggy]

**** did you spray?

Call me kooky, but I'd have some Natalie over Shame-ia any day. She's Canadian.

[insearchofjustin]

3. Justin Timberlake
2. Lenny Kravitz
1. Madonna (only in my pleather pants) ;)

[NEWBS]

Alright then. Who should I pick? :rolleyes:

This abuse from the crowd that thinks Sandra Bernhard is a hottie. :rolleyes:

[insearchofjustin]

Nevermind. Make that

1. Rob Thomas
2. Joey McIntyre
3. Lenny Kravitz

Screw Justin. I'm not in a Justin mood today.

[iggy]

Any of the She-Daisy hoochies would work, if you're doing country.

[iggy]

I saw on Behind the Music that Rob Thomas gained and lost 40 lbs. I never even noticed...but I can't stand them so it's not shocking.

[garnet]

What?! Not in a Justin mood :eek:

I saw a Dixie Chicks video the other day and noticed Natalie's lips. I had never noticed how BIG they were. She could suck you right in with those things.

[iggy]

Yup. My momma didn't raise no fool.

[NEWBS]

Natalie looks like a rabid bulldog.

[garnet]

1) Nick Carter
2) Darren Hayes (Savage Garden)
3) Ricky Martin

[iggy]

Any straight guys on your list, sister?

Joking. They're all manly men, I'm sure.

[insearchofjustin]

You'd know... :rolleyes:

[NEWBS]

Somebody else make a list so iggy can slam it.

[NikDC]

1. JC Chasez :D
2. Rob Thomas
3. Gavin Rossdale

Honorable mention: perhaps Mark from Blink 182...he intrigues me in a freaky weird kinda way.

[iggy]

Just keeping the conversation active...and the numbers climbing.

[NikDC]

Poor sunshine...you just wait until her midterms end

[garnet]

My list was people who I wanted to sleep with. That doesn't mean they would necessarily sleep with me if you know what I mean ;)

Nik, I know exactly what you mean about Mark! I find him extremely sexy. Tom too :D

[insearchofjustin]

Ooh! Gavin Rossdale! Good choice!

Yeah, those Blink boys are intruiging, aren't they? Except for the drummer of course... he's just freaky.

Which one is Mark?

[iggy]

I know the drummer is Travis.

I can't tell the other apart. They're a riot though.

[kentuckychic]

1. Donell Jones
2. Nick Carter (sorry but he was the only BSB that was looking half way yummy on TRL)
3. Lance Bass (JUST SHUT UP IGGY)

[insearchofjustin]

I like the one with the pierced lip.

[insearchofjustin]

Did KY's list just take a completely left turn, or is it just me?

[NEWBS]

You ARE the KOTFB, iggy!

[garnet]

Tom has the pierced lip and sings lead on most of the songs. Did you see them on "Making the Video" last Monday? It was a riot. Mark was dressed as a banana.

[iggy]

The midget parts were clever. I like that they both sing the new song.

[insearchofjustin]

Yay! I know all their names!

Look out 98°, I'm going to learn your's too!

[garnet]

98 degrees:

Nick - Jessica Simpson's squeeze, lead vocals
Drew - Nick's brother with the big snoze, just got married
Jeff - MAJOR hottie
Justin - the Lance of the group, just doesn't fit in

[insearchofjustin]

I know one of them is a dad.

Did the brother marry the doritos girl?

[NEWBS]

How come 98 only needs 4 guys?

[garnet]

Jeff is the one with the child. Drew married his childhood sweetheart. They've known each other since 5th grade. She is also their choreographer and has appeared in one of their videos. They just married last week I think.

God, somebody slap me for knowing all this!

[insearchofjustin]

They think that way they won't be labeled as a boyband. :rolleyes:

Boys II Men is a boyband. Don't know their names either.

Waan-yeah is one of them, right?

[iggy]

Wow, garnet. That's impressive in a sad sort of way. I thought I was hot snot when I knew which two were brothers.

[garnet]

I know it's sad...kill me know!


Boyz II Men: Nathan, Shawn, Wanya & Michael :D

[iggy]

I can do the Bangles:

Susanah
Michael
Vicki
Debbie

En Vogue:

Maxine
Terry
Cindy
and sometimes Dawn

If anybody can do ABBA, I'll be impressed. Crazy Swede names.

[insearchofjustin]

Can anyone do Destiny's Child? All SIX members?

[iggy]

Beyonce (I still like calling her Bouncy)
Kim
Tavia
LaToya

Those, at least, were the four on the latest CD. LaToilet is the best name.

[garnet]

I LOVE Abba! Benny, Annifrid, Agnetha & Bjorn...

[insearchofjustin]

LOVE the name Bjorn. In Jr. High I had a crush on a boy named Bjorn. He was a twin.

Couldn't pronounce his last name.

[iggy]

I know a Bjorn. He's a Djork.

[NEWBS]

I can name the ForumBoys

iggy
Chris
McIrish
Newbs
Luv2

Managed by George Glass

[Edited by NEWBS on October 24th, 2000 at 09:17 AM]

[insearchofjustin]

http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/top10list/guydance.gif

[Edited by insearchofjustin on October 24th, 2000 at 09:17 AM]

[iggy]

You forgot ISOJ in the pleather pants.

[insearchofjustin]

That's my vision of iggy on a dance floor.

[iggy]

Boy, I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor.

[ellenmed]

And he's dancin' like he's never danced before...

LOL!!

[garnet]

I have modified my list a little due to the comment from Iggy about menly men:

1) Nick Carter (that AIN'T changing)
2) David Silveria (drummer for Korn)
3) David Ellefson (Megadeth)

[iggy]

It looks like I'm wearing pleather pants above.

garnie...that Dave guy from Korn is hilarious. He did Calvin Klein ads too.

[garnet]

So, you actually approve of one of my choices Igman?

[iggy]

I've approved of everybody's choices...just not Nick.

Not like it's my job to pimp for anybody. Hmmm...I bet I'd be good at that.

Hey, mister. Want to look at my mommies? You look like you need a mommy.

[Short Chris]

I can just see iggy now riding around in his shiny new pimp-mobile wearing a purple velvet suit.

[iggy]

And platform shoes with goldfish in them.

I think I would be the kind of pimp with high priced hookers. I don't know why. Don't much care to hang out in pool halls and street alleys, I guess.

I bet my mom would be proud. She'd have a job again. Totally joking. My mom doesn't do that anymore.

[insearchofjustin]

Iggy's mom works at Bojangles.

[garnet]

Iggy, Milk says you are baaaaaad.

Here are her choices:

1) Rob Thomas
2) Alan Jackson
3) Rick Springfield - she needs the "Human Touch" she says :D

[iggy]

Does she slam both of her hands in her car trunk?

Why doesn't she post anymore?

She's so there on Thursday.

[garnet]

Oh no she's not. She leaving tomorrow for North Carolina and won't be back until Sunday.

I told her I did a conference call last week and said next time she HAD to do it too or people will think we're the same person.

She can never post anything because I hog the computer :D

[NikDC]

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/legionxs/wavey.gif Hi milk via garnet. :D

[iggy]

Ha. Same person.

North Carolina? Did she lose a bet?

Kidding. I LOVE NC. Actually, just the Outer Banks. The mainland is odd and backwards.

[garnet]

Nik, Milk says hi and she loves the smiley wavy thing-a-ma-jig :D

No, she didn't lose the bet. She is going up to retrieve our Mother and to enjoy the Fall foliage.

[iggy]

Hi mom via garnet via Milk.

The leaves are at their peak. Hurry.

[insearchofjustin]

"retrieve Mother"... sounds mafia-esque.

Are you guys related to Sal?

[iggy]

Hey, insearchoftoiletpaper. Is Sal a definite for Thursday?

[insearchofjustin]

As far as I know. He gave me his phone number... want to call him?

[iggy]

I want to say yes. Do you think it would be odd?

[insearchofjustin]

Sal's a cool guy. It'll be fine.

[insearchofjustin]

Just don't let him trace the call. ;)

[iggy]

Have you called him?

[insearchofjustin]

No...

[Regis Philbin]

1. Paula Abdul (the Paula of the 80's, not the current version of Paula).

2. Mariah Carey

3. Jennifer Lopez

[2old4this]

Garnet, please stay with your original list, you're scaring me, throwing in the Korn guy.

They have to be musicians, huh?

1. Kevin Richardson (I'll close my eyes and won't know he's a neanderthal these days)
2. Jon Bon Jovi
3. Lenny Kravitz. Now there's a man who looks like he'd know exactly what to do. If Michael Hutchence, lead singer from INXS were still alive, he would have beat out Jon.