from the bottle: Rosko type poll

[iggy]

When drinking from a bottle of beer, soda, pop, tonic, whatever, do you:

- only partially cover the opening with your lips and have the liquid pour into your mouth

- have full lip coverage, suck in the nectar, and make the tupperware pop sound upon removing the bi-labial junction

I believe this is the true way to judge a human being.

[sunshinegirl]

Inquiring minds want to know.

Isn't that a question on the SAT?

[iggy]

PSATs perhaps.

Answer!

[garnet]

Bi-labial? I have to have full lip coverage. Tell me, what does that mean about me?

[sunshinegirl]

Both...it depends on the kind of mood I'm in. And how much "nectar" I've been drinking.

[pen&kev]

Depends. If it's soda or juice, half lipped. Now beer on the other hand....

[iggy]

Not sure of the result. I wonder if it has anything to do with breast feeding.

I hate that squishy popping sound, so I achieve only partial coverage. It's so very clinical.

[kentuckychic]

partial

[NEWBS]

Partial

Due to growing up playing the French Horn, I tend to assume the proper emboucher for attacking the low notes below the treble clef staff. The release sounds more like the pressure relief on air brakes.

[insearchofjustin]

I'm usually too drunk to notice.

[iggy]

Sorry, Newbs. I only read the alto clef.

[Short Chris]

Partial only please. It just doesn't look right for a guy to do otherwise.

[NEWBS]

You ARE strange iggy. Only gutter rakes read alto clef.

Ah, the memories of sightsinging class at 7:30 in the morning, when the whole world sings bass.

[iggy]

I'm a tenor. I don't get out of bed until noon.

Learned alto when I played the viola in elementary school. I had to transcribe when I first started singing. Little iggy's shame revealed.

Chris, ever see Madonna's Truth or Dare?

[Short Chris]

Never did see that one, care to share a moment from it?

[iggy]

She simulated a blow job on a vicci water bottle during a game of truth or dare.

Then she swallowed...as we all suspected.

[NEWBS]

In "Fast Times", did anyone see Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh simulate a blow job with a carrot stick in the cafeteria? Phoebe has NICE lips.

[Short Chris]

As is only right...

Any other movies that people would like to mention in this regard?

[iggy]

In and Out of Africa
Bright Lights Big Titties
How Stella Got Her Pants Off
Riding Miss Daisy

[Short Chris]

I guess that I would also have to mention:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Hannah and Her Blisters

[iggy]

Edward Penishands
Romancing the Bone
Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes
E-Three: The Extra Testicle

[Short Chris]

Have you noticed that no one else is playing along? I'm starting to worry...

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Make it a Blockbuster night.

[iggy]

I have to confess that I stole that last list off the net. Damn my limited porn knowledge.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

..Makes you wonder just what iggy looks at on the 'net'..

[Short Chris]

Limited knowledge? I thought you were in a frat...

[sunshinegirl]

Yeah, isn't a fine-tuned knowledge of classic porn a requirement for pledging?

[iggy]

Bix, we have a random censor thing at work. If you go to certain sites, there is a huge FORBIDDEN screen citing all kinds of policies. I'm sure it goes somewhere in my permanent file as well.

The reason I know this is that perfectly innocent sites are completely banned (such as pages regarding Japanese economic development). This place is more prudish than Live Daily.

There was porn always playing at the house...I was usualy too loaded to remember the title or breathe on my own.

[sunshinegirl]

You're my idol iggy.

My work has that same thing. You also can't go on Yahoo clubs, as I found out. Random.

[iggy]

ISOJ and I found out that we could go to Yahoo chat rooms.

We graced the Feng Shui room and some other random place. Chat rooms make my head spin. It's like the Britney board on speed.

Short comments hurdling through space at breakneck speed.

[sunshinegirl]

I hate chat rooms. My mind doesn't work that quickly. Besides, there is only so many times I need to hear someone's a/s/l.

[iggy]

I know. I try to compose a thoughtful comment full of situational irony, literary imagery, and fart jokes. Meanwhile, 17 people have posted something after the question I was trying to answer.

I'm an old widower driving down the information superhighway with my seat belt hanging out and making sparks. Of course, my left turn signal has been on for 3 miles.

[sunshinegirl]

Just as long as you can see over the steering wheel, you're golden.

[iggy]

I'm sitting on three phone books.

[sunshinegirl]

You should be a school bus driver.

[iggy]

For this crowd, I'd need the short bus.

We called it the helmet bus.

[sunshinegirl]

One of the girls I lived with was nicknamed "Short Bus".

Cruel, but true.

[iggy]

That rocks.

Every Homecoming, a friend and I nickname the pledges. I'll have to save that one.

[sunshinegirl]

Glad I can help out.

I've had some strange roommates.

[iggy]

I got a single in the house senior year. My roommates through college weren't that bad, but the swingle was nice.

I'm glad I don't have any roommies now. They're all dead and in my freezer.

[sunshinegirl]

Good place for them. Right beside the hot pockets.

I have two roommates my sophomore year, four my junior year and one now. Five girls in one house is too much. I thought my brain was going to explode.

I can't wait to live on my own.

[Short Chris]

Best served with Chianti?

[iggy]

Try the Hot Pockets; they're breathtaking.

Duh, Chris. White wine goes better with roommates...or a nice Sherry. I think her name was Sherry.