Portals To Hell

[insearchofjustin]

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[insearchofjustin]

Enough said. I'll stop.

[garnet]

Don't I look cute :D

[insearchofjustin]

I thought so... you're just hanging out.

[sunshinegirl]

You've scarred me for life ISOJ.

I hope you're happy.

[insearchofjustin]

And I found one with your name on it too, but it won't let me view it.

Hmph.

[garnet]

ISOJ, there's a girl in the BSB forum wondering what the big deal about Krispy Kreme is. You must go educate her.

[insearchofjustin]

I think I will.

[iggy]

No cards for iggy.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

What the hell..?

[iggy]

Bix, you're around the age that you would remember Garbage Pail Kids.

Think 5th grade or so.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I almost broke my neck turning me head sideways to look at that last one. Still can't figure out what it is.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Cabbage Patch Kids (Two younger sisters) but not Garbage Pail Kids...

[iggy]

Did you grow up on a commune? Indian reservation? Canada?

[sunshinegirl]

I was seven or eight and I remember.

You must have led a sheltered life.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Close enough :p
Four years of my childhood was spent in England. Merseyside, to be exact.
And I swore I'd never tell a soul..

[insearchofjustin]

There are a few for "M", but I can't view the picture.

I'll have to tell you all the story behind the subject of this post... tell em, Sunshine... it's freaky!

[sunshinegirl]

It IS freaky.

I know where I'm going the next time I go home!

[kentuckychic]

Wait just one minute......they can't discuss Krispy Kreams in that forum can they? Wouldn't that be along the lines of discussing something from another forum in our forum? Shouldn't she have just replied in our forum to the topic of Krispy Kreams instead of taking it to another forum to discuss???? Just curious.

[insearchofjustin]

Go breathe fire on them KY.

[insearchofjustin]

Nobody can stop a topic dead in their tracks, the way I can in the BSB forum. :D

[iggy]

Ummm Nikki, I think KY just called you a bad name.

I went to England a year ago, Bix. What do those people have against skin pigmentation...and orthodontia?

[sunshinegirl]

I think it's religious.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I really don't know. Ask them, if you're not afraid of getting spit on.

[iggy]

They loved me over there. I had a friend living there and she told me to bring only dark clothes. As long as I didn't speak, I blended right in. Or show my teeth, for that matter.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I have no memory of it, really. From ages 1-4 you'd think I would..but..nope. I think the dentist thing is just an old wives' tale.

[insearchofjustin]

The women over there don't shave either, do they?

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

ISOJ, think French. Yep.

[iggy]

Maybe among the young people, it's not that true anymore. The old people...God's honest truth.

They're not hairy.

[kentuckychic]

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[insearchofjustin]

England, France... same thing.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

As far as my mother said, they were..
But then again, she's also the one who told me they'd crucify me if I didn't eat my brussels sprouts and make me go to a public bathouse if I didn't go to bed when she told. Dear old mom.

[iggy]

Would your mom build a giant cross in the backyard each time she made brussel sprouts just in case?

[insearchofjustin]

Hey Bix... A/S/L?

[sunshinegirl]

*pounds head on keyboard*

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Seriously, ISOJ? 25/M/TX ..Just to humor you :p

Of course, iggy. She enjoyed that even more than the barn raisings and witch hunts.

[Edited by Bix,threetwosandaBBQ on October 25th, 2000 at 12:05 PM]

[iggy]

Don't mess with Texas.

[sunshinegirl]

Can I hear an "amen" to that.

They kill people for sport down there.

Just ask the presidential candidate.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Too bad that doesn't have the same sting it did five years ago. The roadsides look like landfills. But we have enough hard-working inmates to keep it under control.

[iggy]

This is the first time in years I haven't had a Dallas trip planned. I don't mind telling you it's a nice feeling.

[sunshinegirl]

I think certain people in the nsync forum have a death warrant out on me.

Oh damn.

[insearchofjustin]

Story behind the topic:

A psychic/exorcist person is going to be in town next week, and agreed to do a séance with the radio station morning show people. They had a contest to find the most haunted house in the area, and finally settled on an old one-room schoolhouse, that has since been rebuilt into a home, but still has the same foundation as when it was a schoolhouse.

Before the woman on the phone was able to tell this psychic anything, he told her that there have been two people that have died in the schoolhouse, and they died in such an ‘unsettling’ way that they don’t know their dead. Therefore, they continue to walk around in the house as if they’re still there.

The first person he told her about was a black man who worked in the basement, keeping the coal furnace thingy full, and thus heating the schoolhouse. Right after he said that, the woman (freaking out) said the kids across the street have told her that they’ve seen a black man standing in the upstairs window before, and asked who it was.

The second person he told her about was an old lady who was a teacher in the schoolhouse. Moments later, the lady said that her daughter use to wake up in the middle of the night and ask who the lady was that was rocking in a rocking chair in her room…. There was no rocking chair in her daughter’s room.

So this man, Gary Spivey, is going to go to the house, perform an exorcism to get rid of the spirits, and also close up a few PORTALS TO HELL that are in the basement!!! Mya is going to accompany them to this séance, and they told her that they would strap a board to her ass, just in case she falls down one of the portals to hell, the board will catch her and she won’t fall in.

For those who have lasted this long, and are still reading this story, I’ll keep you updated after the séance next week.

*fade to black with eerie background music*

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

You lost me at the 'strapping a board to her ass'.

[iggy]

Mya, the singer? Case of the Ex isn't that bad.

[insearchofjustin]

Yeah, Mya the singer.

The board wouldn't fit in the portal to hell, so they could pull her out. They're all strapping boards to their ass.. not just Mya.

[Short Chris]

And here all along I've been assuming that the "Portal to Hell" topic was referring to Ouija boards. I'm sorry, but those things are just creepy.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Funny, I was thinking the same. Only that first song came to mind..

[pen&kev]

You want strange? I downloaded the Ouiji board game down to my palm pilot - now how do the spirits get in there to move the thingy???

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

My Ouija board never worked. Does the thing need batteries or not?

[iggy]

I just don't get where Mya comes into this.

Will Gary Coleman be there too?

[insearchofjustin]

Mya's going to be in town for a concert, and she was on the phone right after they were talking about it, so they asked her to join them.

Only after promising to strap a board to her ass.

[iggy]

I've seen her ass. They'll need two boards.

[sunshinegirl]

Gary Coleman?

Random.

I was always the person that pushed the quija board thing.

I'm glad I can get that off my chest.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

That's putting it mildly..

[insearchofjustin]

Hey, don't be knocking the Oakland Bootie.

[iggy]

I only used a Ouija board once. Neither of us were moving it. First and last time. I don't need my head spinning around any time soon.

(whispers to self: the power of Christ compels me)

[insearchofjustin]

LMAO...

[sunshinegirl]

Heathen

[insearchofjustin]

Where does Holy Water come from?

After so many baptisms, you know they have to refill it.

Is it regular tap water? Or do they splurge and get some Aquafina?

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

You'd really have to try the pea soup first..

[iggy]

In my church growing up, it came out of the faucet...a holy faucet.

[sunshinegirl]

Faucet links up straight to the Holy Land, eh?

Damn long pipe.

[insearchofjustin]

Maybe the pipe takes a short cut through hell.

[iggy]

Came from the holy reservoir about a mile away.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Who knows what kind of tampering could occur there..

[pen&kev]

Does holy water go bad? I have some in a urine specimin cup packed away somewhere...

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

Oh, you have a holy reservoir too? They have one not too far away, but they just refer to it as the 'sewage plant' now.

[iggy]

Of course, the high school crew teams would row in the holy reservoir also.

penny, if the water burns your skin, it's still good.

[sunshinegirl]

You had high school crew?

I had to wait until college to experience the wonder that is crew.

Damn.

[pen&kev]

I'm too chicken to try it!

[insearchofjustin]

If I had a cup of holy water, I'd drink it.

[iggy]

It takes the place of hockey down here below the Mason Dixon.

[insearchofjustin]

... Then I wouldn't feel bad about my pee burning.

;) kidding.

[sunshinegirl]

I see.

So you miss out on all the toothless, monosyllable intellectuals.

What a pity.

[iggy]

ISOJ, drink cranberry juice.

We have our fair share of toothless intellectuals. They're mostly in Kentucky and Georgia however.

[sunshinegirl]

I remember Georgia. But I've never been to Kentucky

Good, I wouldn't want you missing out.

Do they say "Oh yah, you betcha"?

[iggy]

Oh yah. How's Fargo, hun?

[sunshinegirl]

Fargo is an incredibly barren and boring place.

Remind me never to go there again.

The movie, on the other hand, hysterical.

[iggy]

Don't think I agree with your police work there, Lou.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

I never saw Fargo. What was it about, anyway?

[iggy]

Hun, prowler needs a jump.

(I'm all about that accent)

[iggy]

Bix, quit whatever it is you're doing and go rent it...for at least 5 days. You'll never top watching it.

Rent Rushmore also.

[sunshinegirl]

Yah. Say, Lou, ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J2L 4685?

[Short Chris]

No hold on just a minute. Rushmore was not nearly the movie that Fargo was. Come on, the chipper in the end, the accents, the drollery. Fargo had it all. Rushmore was at best adequate.

[sunshinegirl]

Never saw Rushmore. My roommate and I were just talking about that movie. Her boyfriend is going as the kid from it for Halloween.

Fargo is awesome. Stop what you are doing and go rent it.

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

All right..and while I'm there, I may just check for those little gems you depicted in another thread..

[sunshinegirl]

The accents are the best.

And completely realistic...at least for those people "up nort"...

[iggy]

These are OR scrubs. OR they? Classic Rushmore.

Fargo has so many quotes, but they lose so much without the accent.

Gotta eat breakfast, Marge. I'll make ya some eggs.

[sunshinegirl]

And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

[iggy]

Go Bears.

The hookers has the best accent. And that funny like Asian guy.

Margie? Hi, Ken Sakamora (or whatever his name was).

[sunshinegirl]

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal


I feel homesick. Seriously, people talk like that movie.

[kentuckychic]

Kentucky is a wonderful place and we don't have an accent!!

[iggy]

No...just feel like I'm gonna barf.

[sunshinegirl]

Ya see something down there, Chief?



Sure, that's what they all say. I don't think I have an accent, but I've been told differently by some of my relatives.

[iggy]

You have an accent? Outstanding. Between you and ISOJ's Chicago-esque speech patterns, it should be interesting.

Nikki and I will have to dust off our drawls (they're not allowed in the DC area).

[Edited by iggy on October 25th, 2000 at 01:18 PM]

[insearchofjustin]

Iggy's using my real name now?

[sunshinegirl]

I don't have an accent.

Fine I'll let you be the judge of it. Maybe you guys can tell me once and for all.

It will be a regular linguistics study session.

[iggy]

That's so weird. I even call you ISOJ on the phone.

Sorry about that.

I've been told I'm a very cunning linguist.

[insearchofjustin]

The funniest place to be is in the Mall Of America's sports bar during a hockey game.

90% of the place is from 'up nort' and have mullet cuts.

[insearchofjustin]

No problem iggy. ;)

[iggy]

Newbs isn't here.

[sunshinegirl]

I'll have to try that sometime.

Even though I don't watch hockey.

I'd do it for the entertainment value.

The Mall of America is just entertaining people watching.

[iggy]

Whew.

[insearchofjustin]

I don't like hockey either, but you're right... it is entertaining just to be there.

Sometimes I wish I had a video camera while standing there watching the boxing ring.

[garnet]

Fargo was excellent. Steve Buscemi is THE king of Indie films. All hail King Steve :D

Doesn't the guy who played Margie's husband play on the Drew Carey show as Drew's gay brother who married Mimi?