Annie415
Oct 26th, 2000, 04:04 PM
You know you're a Bruce fan if…
299. your 3 year old asks you to put on 'Dancing in the Dark'
300 you went to the National Bowl, Milton Keynes UK, in '93 and got stuck in ten mile tail back going home!
301. you'd still go back to Milton Keynes!
302. you tell your girlfriend you won't get married unless your first dance is to a Springsteen song.
303. you tell your girlfriend you have to get married on 9/23 (just so you'll never forget your anniversary)
304. you begin to feel the rush of a Saturday ticket sale days before!
305. you put on Land of Hope and Dreams at 9:59 am for a 10 am ticket sale!
306. you feel like you are going to see a long-lost friend when you see him in concert - Bruce can just overwhelm you!
307. even when the most terrible event happens to you, listening to Thunder Road will still bring a smile to your face.
308. you want desperately to be a Jersey Girl.
309. you pray the Men in Black will find you.
310. you bought TRACKS, you bought the book SONGS with the TRACKS 4-songs sampler in it, you bought 18 TRACKS, and you don't care if you now have "Lion's Den" three (3) times on CD.
311. all of your friends want to string you up by your toe nails, because they're so damn tired of hearing you relate EVERYTHING to Bruce.
312. you want to find the panel of people who awarded the 1999/2000 Grammys and ask them what the hell they were thinking!!
313. you've read "Woody Guthrie: a life"
314. you have folders in your email called "tix trades", "tape trades" and "BS fans"
315. you associate the Scopes trial with a pop song
316. you have ever semi-seriously considered changing your own name to Bruce
317. you know who "a fella by the name of Joe Klein" is
318. you know who Dale Maharadge and Michael Williamson are
319. you understood the significance of The Grapes of Wrath and John Ford before Ghost of Tom Joad was released,
320. you feel a burning need to just post "BRUUUUUUUUUUUUCE YEAH BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!"
299. your 3 year old asks you to put on 'Dancing in the Dark'
300 you went to the National Bowl, Milton Keynes UK, in '93 and got stuck in ten mile tail back going home!
301. you'd still go back to Milton Keynes!
302. you tell your girlfriend you won't get married unless your first dance is to a Springsteen song.
303. you tell your girlfriend you have to get married on 9/23 (just so you'll never forget your anniversary)
304. you begin to feel the rush of a Saturday ticket sale days before!
305. you put on Land of Hope and Dreams at 9:59 am for a 10 am ticket sale!
306. you feel like you are going to see a long-lost friend when you see him in concert - Bruce can just overwhelm you!
307. even when the most terrible event happens to you, listening to Thunder Road will still bring a smile to your face.
308. you want desperately to be a Jersey Girl.
309. you pray the Men in Black will find you.
310. you bought TRACKS, you bought the book SONGS with the TRACKS 4-songs sampler in it, you bought 18 TRACKS, and you don't care if you now have "Lion's Den" three (3) times on CD.
311. all of your friends want to string you up by your toe nails, because they're so damn tired of hearing you relate EVERYTHING to Bruce.
312. you want to find the panel of people who awarded the 1999/2000 Grammys and ask them what the hell they were thinking!!
313. you've read "Woody Guthrie: a life"
314. you have folders in your email called "tix trades", "tape trades" and "BS fans"
315. you associate the Scopes trial with a pop song
316. you have ever semi-seriously considered changing your own name to Bruce
317. you know who "a fella by the name of Joe Klein" is
318. you know who Dale Maharadge and Michael Williamson are
319. you understood the significance of The Grapes of Wrath and John Ford before Ghost of Tom Joad was released,
320. you feel a burning need to just post "BRUUUUUUUUUUUUCE YEAH BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!"