Applications Now Being Accepted!

[insearchofjason]

http://www.kdwb.com/MorningShow/DatingGame/DatingGame.html

[insearchofjason]

I don't know where they got interior designer from... probably thought it sounded better than "painter".

[SummerB]

All of my witty comebacks have failed me. Do check back later.

[sunshinegirl]

"A little messy"...oh and personally I think meeting Rob Thomas at a TGI Friday's is more exciting than the BSB....just a personal opinion ;)

Oh but I must compliment you on the picture...its a great one of both of you!

All I have to say ISOJ is that you have more guts than I! And I can't wait to hear details! :)

[Patrick McIrish]

WOW!! Got to give you both credit, that takes some guts!!

[Patrick McIrish]

<furiously sending bio as I type>

[Short Chris]

ISOJ, maybe you can send along the applications and we can vote on the winner for you.

Maybe you should have used that other picture you sent me the other day though... ;)

[kentuckychic]

I can't believe you did that....wait, yes I can!!!! :D I agree with Chris...you should let us help pick the winners.

[insearchofjason]

Oh I don't get to see the applicants. On Friday we're going into the studio where there will be six guys they picked for Pamela, and six guys they picked for me. Then we get to choose who we want to go out with.

We were on the radio this morning, and we will be again tomorrow morning... they asked me if I ever "hit it" on the first date. And my parents were listening via the internet from Florida. :eek: Niiiice...

[Short Chris]

So I assume that you lied then?

[sparkle_gurrl]

Originally posted by insearchofjason
I don't know where they got interior designer from... probably thought it sounded better than "painter".

you're a painter and they put interior designer? do they even know what that is? :rolleyes:

[Cali_1]

Wait! Can WE listen to you via the internet on Friday???? Tell them to put a camera in the studio so we can see too!

Ellen's favority station here in the Bay Area has a camera in-studio hooked up to their website..it's pretty cool, when it's working :)

Ok, now that I've read the website, all I have to do is click on the listen icon and voila! What time will you be on?

[insearchofjason]

I know they use to have a webcam in the studio, but I don't think they do anymore. http://talk.livedaily.citysearch.com/images/icons/icon14.gif

We were on this morning at 6:15, and will be again tomorrow at 7:15, and then in the studio picking our boys on Friday morning... I don't know what time, but I have to be there at 6:05am! :eek:

Then of course we have to call and report in on Monday morning to tell how the date went.

Considering they had a divorce/child support/custody specialist on the show this morning, and all the male callers owned a trailer in Anoka, I'm not exactly holding my breath for Mr. Right.

[iggy]

Yet I find it more sane that your internet trysts...somehow.

Joking. This has sitcom written all over it.

[vester]

This is so cool!
I live in awe of you ISOJ. :)
I cannot wait to hear the results.

[Short Chris]

Anybody else listening to this station right now? Or is it in an hour?

[kentuckychic]

Oh to have sound on your computer. Must be such a nice thing. I wish the Commonwealth would let us have sound.

[insearchofjason]

Shorty... were you liistening?

[Short Chris]

Tried to ISOJ but I didn't hear you. I heard the DJs but if you were on exactly at 7:15 your time I must have missed you. When you're in there tomorrow make sure you tell Angi I think she's hot, ok? ;)

[insearchofjason]

Angi IS hot!

We were on a little late... 7:30ish.

Tomorrow morning I have to be IN THE STUDIO (which is downtown) a little before 6am... I have to call a secret number from my car in the parking lot across the street... someone will come and get me, escort me up to the studio, and while in the studio we're going to play "The Dating Game" with six boys... asking them questions, etc...

Anyone want to help me? I have to think of 25 questions before tomorrow morning!

[Short Chris]

Sounds like a great topic for a post, doesn't it? We can all add our suggestions for those questions that have just the right amount of sexual innuendo in them.

[insearchofjason]

Question numero uno...

"Who is your favorite Brady kid and why?"

If they can't answer this, they might as well go home.

[iggy]

Too bad the Virtual forum is gone...I had a few good dating game questions there.

My fave was:

At the end of the date, which movie would best describe the mood:

1. The Big Chill
2. Long Kiss Goodnight
3. Free Willy

[vester]

Ask them if they had to build you a bookcase with shelves would it be:

a) Sturdy, without much innovativeness (is that a word?)
b) Kind of disoriented, but with a wicked design?
c) Haphazard, kind of slapped up with no thought to the process or whether you really like the end result or not.

[Short Chris]

Other possibilities:

1) Which of these songs most accurately describes your love-making style:

A) Nice and Easy
B) Blitzkrieg Bop
C) Orgasm Addict

2) If you named your genitilia, which name would be most appropriate:

A) Thor - God of Thunder
B) Slim-Jim
c) Andre The Giant

[garnet]

Oh ISOJ, they are talking about you on the BSB board! Go get em....

[iggy]

Sod off gutter rakes.

Hasn't that board exceeded it's weight limit yet?

[garnet]

Tee hee...

[iggy]

I just realized that I have no idea where the BSB forum is anymore.

How telling. Is it where Virtual is now?

[LJK]

They want to know which BSB was/were getting high.

[insearchofjason]

Do they think talking about it amongst themselves in their forum is going to get them an answer?

[Short Chris]

lol with iggy on that one...

Other questions for the Dating Game:

3) Do you still live with your parents?

4) Does your idea of a perfect date include any combination of bowling, NASCAR, or drag-queens?

[LJK]

isoj, they don't seem to know who you are. Silly people!

[insearchofjason]

Oohh... a drag queen question is a must!

Pamela wants me to think of her questions too... questions that fit her personality. I was thinking for her, something like "What is your favorite cardio machine at the club?" where my question would be something more along the lines of "What's your favorite flavor of Kool Aid?"

It's not about their answer... it's about their reaction to the question.

[LJK]

I enjoy candy bar questions.

[vester]

If you could be a BSB getting high, who would you be? ;)

[insearchofjason]

If you could be a 12 year old girl that thinks sweaters are skanky, what thought process would you use to turn the sentence "BSB are getting high" into "skanky girl is getting high", while continuing to look at the world through your own pair of $3.99 rose colored glasses?

[LJK]

I could never afford $3.99 glasses. Babysitting jobs don't grow on trees.

[vester]

Sweaters are skanky? I had no idea.
Yet in this same $3.99 rose colored glasses world, tube tops rule.

[NikDC]

You should ask who's on their laminated list.

Toss out anyone who says Pamela Anderson or Anna Nicole Smith.

I'd also throw out anyone who threw Enrique Iglesias into the mix as a general rule. ;)

[insearchofjason]

Well at least with Enrique they'd have some taste. ;)

Questions I have so far... (and thank God for my "book of questions", I knew it would come in handy for something other than making conversation in the 80's forum.)

What is your favorite candy bar and why?

When you open your refrigerator and look inside, name three items that are ALWAYS there.

When is the last time you talked to your mom, and what did you talk about?

Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you?

An eccentric millionaire offers to donate a large sum to charity if you will step completely naked from a car onto a busy downtown street, walk four blocks, and climb back into the car. Knowing that there would be no danger of physical abuse, would you do it?

If 100 people your age were chosen at random, how many do you think you’d find leading a more satisfying life than yours?

Who’s your favorite Brady kid, and why?

You are the feature star of Amateur Night at the Gay 90’s drag show, what song would you perform to?

They told us we can't have multiple choice questions.

[Short Chris]

Ask them which one CD they would want to have if they were on a deserted island.

[kentuckychic]

So I'm a little late.....ask them who their favorite Survivor is (or Real Worlder). That way if they say Jerri you know you can be absolutely hateful to them and they'll still like you. That can be either good or bad.

[kentuckychic]

I've got another one.....ask them if they've ever been to Kentucky. If you're going for shock value that should work. KY seems to have a lot of comedic value.

Or hey, even better, you could call me up and ask them if they think I have an accent! ;) It'll completely bumfuzzle them.

[NikDC]

See who their favorite decorator is on Trading Spaces.

What would they bring to the Utopian Bubble?

What have they purchased off of an infomercial and what was their opinion of it? --we can all always use the insight.

What tips do they have that could beat Martha Stewart?

Find out if they're any good at lyric quizzes...Lord knows, you could use the help :p

[LJK]

Nik, what about what room would you want redone if you were on trading spaces and why?

[insearchofjason]

Nikki those questions are great... I'm using them!

And I'm also going to bust out with "Have you ever been to Kentucky?" That's just too random not to use. :)

[ellenmed]

Ask them for a haiku!

[kentuckychic]

I really really wish I had sound on my computer.

A haiku would be priceless. You could really shock them by saying, "My friends spread all across the country would like to hear a haiku from you."

[Cali_1]

Ask them what color Sharpie pen is their favorite....

[LJK]

As someone who is haiku challenged, I would cringe if I heard that. I'm far too codependent.

[NikDC]

Great ones, LJK and Ellen. And the room choice better not be the bedroom to make it more sexy. That's just them lying.

I'd love to hear the haiku. Assuming they knew what a haiku was. :p

You could always ask them questions from X's quiz. :eek:

[insearchofjason]

Haiku and sharpie... LMAO! They're on the list!

17 down... 8 to go.

[kentuckychic]

If they answer yes to the KY quesiton....follow it up with "Did you go to Waddy?" It'll blow them completely out of the water.

[LJK]

isoj, I'm assuming they want a big list of questions so they can chose from your list. Did they indicate how many questions or how much time you would really have?

[insearchofjason]

Pat just told me to have a list of 20-25 questions... I have no idea how many will be used.

I need two more... I'll post the list when it's done.

[insearchofjason]

Done. :D Thanks for everyone's help!

1. What is your favorite flavor of kool-aid?
2. When you open your refrigerator and look inside, name three items that are ALWAYS there.
3. When is the last time you talked to your mom, and what did you talk about?
4. Does the fact that you have never done something before increase or decrease its appeal to you?
5. An eccentric millionaire offers to donate a large sum to charity if you will step completely naked from a car onto a busy downtown street, walk four blocks, and climb back into the car. Would you do it?
6. If 100 people your age were chosen at random, how many do you think you’d find leading a more satisfying life than yours?
7. Have you ever been to Kentucky?
8. Who’s your favorite Brady kid, and why?
9. Which Survivor do you most closely relate to?
10. You’re about to pack your things and move into a Utopian Bubble for the rest of eternity. You can only bring one person with you… who would you choose?
11. Have you ever purchased something from an infomercial? If so, what was it, and what’s your opinion on it?
12. Tell me about a household hint that even Martha Stewart would be envious of.
13. You’re the featured drag queen at the Gay 90’s Amateur Night show… what song do you choose to perform to?
14. What is your favorite color Sharpie marker?
15. Would you accept twenty years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?
16. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one ability or quality, what would it be?
17. Recite a haiku.
18. What was the last concert you’ve been to?
19. Considering you had permission first… who’s bedroom would you most like to spend the afternoon looking through?
20. Of all the nice things someone could truthfully say about you, which one would make you feel the best?
21. If you agreed to sell your bike to a friend and then someone offered you more money, would you go back on the bargain?
22. If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?
23. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant?
24. What are you afraid of?
25. Have you ever had a reoccurring dream? If so, what was it about?

And for those of you playing along at home... I'm going to ask #6 to the boy that I like the most.

[LJK]

My old standby is if Superman and Spiderman got into a fight, who would win and why?

[NikDC]

What's their stance on the Zoom Zoom Zoom commercials?

If they were part of the Witness Relocation Program where would they go and what would they do?

What's a holiday story from their past family holiday experiences that can top being called a lesbian by Aunt Helen or having your brother-in-law declare to the grandparents that their grandchild was conceived in the living room and in what sexual position?

[LJK]

I'm food obsessed, I'd need to know number 2.

[insearchofjason]

OK... Pamela hasn't even started on her list. So I'm sending any additional questions to her to use... keep 'em coming!

[LJK]

I don't think I'd bring up lesbian, Nik. It could raise a whole set of expectations on the part of the guy.

Letterman or Leno? That's a deal breaker for me.

Have you ever read a book that is from Oprah's book club?

You just got paid. What's the first thing you buy?

[NikDC]

If your mother called from a block away and said she was on her way over, what one thing would you do in that last second before she arrives?

What letter would you pick first on the Wheel of Fortune?

What cartoon character best symbolizes your personality?

What 80s song would you call The Song of the Decade?

If you could watch anything in super-slow motion, what would it be?

What's one thing you do at home that you'd freak out about most if you found out you were under surveillance?

If you beat up any person, living or dead, without consequence, who would it be?

If you could steal any work of art to put in your bathroom, which would it be?

What was the period of your life that you look back on and ask "What in the world was I smoking?"

You just won the Grammy for best Rock Performance by a Male. Give your acceptance speech--you know you have one prepared. :p

What Olympic sport would you win a gold medal in if there was such a sport in the Olympics?

[insearchofjason]

Ooh, I like the Grammy speach question! I'm using that!

[LJK]

What's your idea of the perfect pet and why?

[LJK]

Nik, after reading your questions, I realize mine pale in comparison. I bow to the master.

[NikDC]

Toss 'em out if they don't thank God and their Mamas.

[NikDC]

I'm just pulling 'em straight off my Application for a Date with Nik. You can tell it took a lot of work to get it up to par.

You can also tell why I don't get out nearly enough :rolleyes:

[Short Chris]

So ISOJ, how'd it go this morning? Which questions did they use and which guy did you select? I assume McShake couldn't make it up to Minnesota so it wasn't him...

[NikDC]

Did we already miss it, X? I just got in and hoped I'd still catch some of the action

[kentuckychic]

I'm curious too.

Did any of you catch the Making The Band episode where the guys all went out on these "promotional" dates? One of the girls took Ashley to a wedding chapel and married him. He completely freaked out (I would have too). I hope that doesn't happen to our ISOJ.

[NikDC]

They haven't mentioned it at all so it must have already taken place. She better have scored big!

If I know ISOJ, she'll be the one dragging the guy to the chapel, more than he would. :p

[Red50]

The portions I caught were entertaining listening.

[NikDC]

Do tell, Red.

[Red50]

The poor guys were in no way prepared for ISOJ's questions, in particular the Sharpie question. One guy did do a fairly good Apu impression though.

I'm pretty sure ISOJ made her final choice by flipping a coin.

[NikDC]

The ever-tough Sharpie question. Many a guy has been cowed by that one.

[insearchofjason]

What a morning...

Nik, I used the Grammy acceptance speach question... he thanked God and then his parents. :)

It was the most brain racking thing I've ever done. You all know me... I don't pay attention to much of anything. So to ask me to concentrate on asking questions, while taking notes on their answers, while looking for the next question, while dealing with headphones on or headphones off, while dealing with talking .28 inches from the microphone... it was all too much for this girl.

I wound up closing my eyes, putting my finger on the paper, and my finger landed on number two. I have no clue what his answers were...

Pamela's guy won't shut up and my guy won't speak. It'll be an interesting evening to say the least. One of the boys was HAWT.... wished I would have picked him.

Sweet, adorable Cory woke up at 3am this morning so he could go into the office and listen/record it for me. :) So I'm about to re-listen to the whole thing.

Oh, and I got to meet Samantha Mumba. Woo hoo. :rolleyes: Kidding, she's sweet.

[kentuckychic]

Had any of them been to KY???

Was the guy you picked not HAWT???? You say that like you're disappointed with your choice.

[NikDC]

If you don't forward that recording from Sweet Cory, I'm kicking your booty.

[insearchofjason]

It's on it's way Nik...

My boy is not hot.

[NikDC]

Did you manage to slip in a "Shooooot, oh yah, you betcha"?

[NikDC]

Just so everyone knows, ISOJ and Pamela are "giggle butts" according to the DJ. That and "Tall drinks of water." :o

*edits as I listen*

She totally dissed us on the shout out opportunity. "Who wrote all the questions?" "I did," Mary says. I call BS :p

[kentuckychic]

Oh bless your heart....I'm sorry he wasn't hot

Will they be posting pictures on their site? I want to see what the mute looks like.

[MerrySunshine]

I can't believe I missed this whole thing! That's what you get when you don't feel well for a week and stay home from the office (still here, actually, but I'm having worked delivered in to me -- kind of like Chinese food, but not as fun).

ISOJ, I am in awe of you! Plus, that's a totally cute picture of the both of you. :D Good luck on your date!

[kentuckychic]

I knew there was something missing around here....Merry!!! Hope you feel better soon. :D

Hey Nikki do you want to call the radio station or shall I?

Did she at least give a shout out to the girl on the BSB board that called her a skank?

[insearchofjason]

Mer's back! :D

For those of you playing along at home... I just spoke with Pat the DJ and he's giving my phone number to bachelor #5... Paul... who's FOINE. Go me.

I just listened to it again, and I did hear Pamela slip a "shoooot" in.

[insearchofjason]

Oh, and KY the DJs told us not to ask any questions that required a 'yes/no' answer... so Kentucky was out. :( I so wanted to ask it though. Especially when the more complex questions would stump them. I wanted to bust out with the Kentucky question and then move on.

[kentuckychic]

Those DJs ruined all our fun. No multiple choice answers, no yes/no answers. Tough crowd.

I still admire you for having the guts to do it. :D

[NikDC]

We'll all call and demand that they give us proper credit.

Except for the Sharpie question. That was all Mary. None of us want credit for that. ;)

[kentuckychic]

I can't call, they took out my KY question. Wait, she used a form of my survivor question. Or did they take that out too??

[NikDC]

She didn't use it. They asked for an impression, song, or poem, favorite Brady kid, color Sharpie he'd be, what he'd do if he were invisible, whose bedroom he'd go through, Grammy speech, favorite Koolaid....I can't remember any more.

[kentuckychic]

I was reading something this morning (can't remember what) and I realized we left out a very important question.... We didn't include any Dukes of Hazzard questions.

[insearchofjason]

Pamela was going to ask one of them if they could spell the state that Shorty lives in. I'd tell you the state, but I can't spell it either.

[NikDC]

Massachusetts.

Should have made them spell Aloysius Snuffleupagus

[sunshinegirl]

ISOJ, I tried to get up this morning to listen...but after writing my paper until quarter to 5 am, somehow I didn't manage to get my arse out of bed.

So it went fabulously I take it? ;)

I want that recording too! I gotta hear this!

[Short Chris]

When do we get the update? Or do we have to call the radio station? ;)

[kentuckychic]

Let's call the station. :D

[kentuckychic]

Chris, check out the morning team's "what's new page". You'll find a picture of ISOJ and her date (Pamela & her date too). They definitely "took one for the team" on this one. Those guys just look like dweebs.

(This where ISOJ comes in and tells us about the wonderful date she went on Friday night and how the guy was so sweet and how they had soooo much fun etc etc.)

[NikDC]

Awww, KY...I think ISOJ's looks pretty normal and somewhat cute. Certainly better than I was expecting, though maybe he photographs well. I haven't heard anything from her so I guess we'll just stare at the ceiling until she comes in to report.

Assuming she didn't run off to Canada to get married! :eek:

[insearchofjason]

The date:

We show up at the place right on time, and my date (Dan) is waiting at the table... already has the tickets, and brought me flowers. Pamela's date is 45 minutes late and what does he bring? A wooden box that when you open it, a little rubber mouse jumps out at you. Don't get me wrong, it's hysterical. But it wasn't for her to keep. :rolleyes: Just a "prop" to break the ice.

We have dinner and drinks and play some games involving tequila, quarters, and THE TRUTH... and somewhere in the fourth quarter of the game, we decide to actually GO to it. So we leave the dinner place and walk down the street to the game. Pamela, me, and Troy are running and having fun and acting like the 15 year olds we are, while Dan (my date) walks 20 feet behind us and keeps repeating "I don't know these people!" to himself.

So we get to the game and watch the five minutes that are left. After the game Troy (Pamela's date) and I run around asking little kids if they want any candy, and then watching them go into little kid cardiac arrest when the mouse jumps out at them. Pamela was bored with the mouse by now... and Dan... well, Dan was just boring.

That's when we decided to go into a bar so Pamela and I could simply use the bathroom... and THAT'S where the fun began! We have aquired this little psuedo celebrity status, and everywhere we go people recognize us. We're getting stopped by random strangers who want to know how our date went, why we did it, if we'd like to go out sometime... really bizarre. Anyway, the bathroom break took 45 minutes because of our newly created fan club, and after we got out of there we decided to put Dan out of his misery and say goodbye. Dan went home.

Pamela, Troy and I went to the 90's to see a) if he could hang, and b) Joel's new tan (he just got back from Hawaii). We hung out there for awhile and then decided to go dancing... where the celebrity status was in effect again. Boys everywhere telling me they sent their picture in to go out with me... boys asking if they could get their picture taken with me... I lost my jacket, and one guy even gave me his leather coat and his business card and said "I trust you to call me." That reminds me... I have to call him. After dancing we went to Pizza Luce, where again all we hear is "It's the KDWB girls!" or "Oh look! It's Mary and Pamela!" Another guy wanted his picture taken, and a middle aged bowler asked me out on a date. I ate my rice krispy bar while making Pamela go up to random strangers (including a Ken Barlow lookalike) and asking them for their autograph.

It all ended with Troy telling us we need to take out a big life insurance policy because we're the craziest girls he's ever met.

And that was it. :)

Then this morning we're on the radio again... summing the date up for the DJs. Dan apparently had a really really great time... rated the date a 10 and told his entire family about it over the weekend. ??? Coulda fooled me! Pamela was overly nice saying that we'll all definately be going out again (which we won't) and I told her later "Thanks... because now bachelor #5 (Paul) is never going to call me if he thinks I really did have a great time." Shoot.

In the meantime, I don't care because CORY'S COMING IN A MONTH! :D

[vester]

What an awesome night!
Too bad you're date was a bore. Glad to see you made the most of it anyway.
Can I have your autograph? ;)

[kentuckychic]

Can I tell everyone that I knew you back before you were a star?

[insearchofjason]

My 15 minutes of fame is at 14.59. Nobody will remember next weekend. :(

[kentuckychic]

We'll remember. :) You're the closest thing we've ever had to a celebrity on this board.

[iggy]

Where might iggy see the the unsuspecting winners? I keep seeing the glamour shots of ISOJ and cohort.

[kentuckychic]

At the top of the page in little bitty letters it says something about a morning show. When you click on that even smaller words appear above that. Click on "What's New" and scroll down.

[insearchofjason]

I'll upload pictures from the night onto my website... give me a few minutes.

[insearchofjason]

http://www.geocities.com/jupitor714/date.html

[vester]

Those pictures are great!
And I was going to comment how much I love that jacket and saw it was stolen. That's awful.
Troy kind of looks somewhat alien looking.
I love the guy obsessed with Pamela. Although at first I thought it was a woman.

[Patrick McIrish]

:D

That whole thing was so cool. Wish I had been around to offer my questions though. LOL. I would have hated to answer those, even knowing ahead of time what they were. Wow. :eek:

That one picture you look like you were feeling no pain! Blinking my butt, that was the look of intoxication! :) Anyway that looked like fun, thanks for sharing to those of us that have no life!! ;)

[NikDC]

Or THIS one?

[ellenmed]

DEFINITELY this one!!