Annie415
Aug 21st, 2000, 03:22 PM
You know you're a Bruce fan if….
53. you check Charles Cross' book to see what and where Bruce played when you were born.
54. you keep your Bruce collection above and separate from the rest
55. you go to a concert and you have to tell fellow concert-goers what song is being played
56. you refer to having concealed weapons as "carrying a friend"
57. by the end of the Jersey stand you will be able to deliver Bruce's sermon on your own.
58. your complaints about the circus include: "The elephants aren't dancing FUNKY enough." and "Why won't anyone save the clowns?"
59. you inadvertantly scream out "95, 96, 97!!" at the sight of a Circus Big Top.
60. you live more than an hour away, but can give perfect directions to Madame Marie's.
61. you compliment a girl by telling her "you ain't a beauty but, hey, you're alright."
62. you don't understand why the E Street Shuffle is not popular at dance clubs.
63. you play "Sandy" whenever anyone asks you "What's Asbury Park really like?"
64. you considered joining a gang because they were the "Skulls"
65. you considered joining a gang because they were the "Pythons"
66. you've ever tried to pick up a girl with the line "We've got $200, we want to rock all night."
67. you would invent a time machine, not to win the lottery, dominate the stock market, or rule the world, but to be at the Bottom Line Shows
68. you broke your leg and insisted on having a crooked crutch
69. you won't ask advice of people who use canes.
70. you think the constitution should be amended to allow a monarchy in Arkansas.
71. your bicycles have baseball cards in their spokes.
72. you can recite last night's soundcheck.
73. you watch the Soprano's for one reason -- Miami.
74. you call your friend Eddie each time you ask to borrow money.
75. you passed around or signed a petition trying to get *Born to Run* named New Jersey's state song,before it was acceptable for politicians to like rock n' roll......
76. Going alone in a better seat is more important than going with a friend
77. Your friends are ticked at you because you gave that extra ticket to a true Bruce fan you never met rather than taking them
53. you check Charles Cross' book to see what and where Bruce played when you were born.
54. you keep your Bruce collection above and separate from the rest
55. you go to a concert and you have to tell fellow concert-goers what song is being played
56. you refer to having concealed weapons as "carrying a friend"
57. by the end of the Jersey stand you will be able to deliver Bruce's sermon on your own.
58. your complaints about the circus include: "The elephants aren't dancing FUNKY enough." and "Why won't anyone save the clowns?"
59. you inadvertantly scream out "95, 96, 97!!" at the sight of a Circus Big Top.
60. you live more than an hour away, but can give perfect directions to Madame Marie's.
61. you compliment a girl by telling her "you ain't a beauty but, hey, you're alright."
62. you don't understand why the E Street Shuffle is not popular at dance clubs.
63. you play "Sandy" whenever anyone asks you "What's Asbury Park really like?"
64. you considered joining a gang because they were the "Skulls"
65. you considered joining a gang because they were the "Pythons"
66. you've ever tried to pick up a girl with the line "We've got $200, we want to rock all night."
67. you would invent a time machine, not to win the lottery, dominate the stock market, or rule the world, but to be at the Bottom Line Shows
68. you broke your leg and insisted on having a crooked crutch
69. you won't ask advice of people who use canes.
70. you think the constitution should be amended to allow a monarchy in Arkansas.
71. your bicycles have baseball cards in their spokes.
72. you can recite last night's soundcheck.
73. you watch the Soprano's for one reason -- Miami.
74. you call your friend Eddie each time you ask to borrow money.
75. you passed around or signed a petition trying to get *Born to Run* named New Jersey's state song,before it was acceptable for politicians to like rock n' roll......
76. Going alone in a better seat is more important than going with a friend
77. Your friends are ticked at you because you gave that extra ticket to a true Bruce fan you never met rather than taking them