special place in Hell

[iggy]

I'm going to a friend's church this Sunday. Catholic Mass...my lids get heavy just thinking about it. But the mass will be in Latin, so I'm also jazzed to the maximus.

But on with what I was saying. Not that anything would be appropriate to scream during a mass, but what would be the most inappropriate thing to yell?

Maybe I'll just bring a I (Heart) Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior sign and try to start the wave during the Eucharist.

[insearchofjustin]

BLOW JOB

[Short Chris]

Bring a copy of The Watchtower and try to convert people in the pews around you.

[iggy]

Introduce myself as L. Ron Hubbard.

[NEWBS]

Go "bobbing for apples" in the holy water.

[iggy]

Bring this with me...

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[iggy]

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[Lady T]

Tell the woman next to you: "I can't understand a damn thing this guy is saying. You wanna go back to my place?"

[Java]

Aaaaaargh!!! What are all these idols (statues) doing in a place supposed to be used for worship (Thou shalt not make images unto...), and why is this robed high preist reciting rituals in some ancient foreign language we cannot understand and by candlight when there is electricity available?(!!!)

----------------Hope I did’t offend anyone, though I suspect I probably did------------------

From a Christian perpective:

On a serious note now... with so many religions and denominations as we have today, its so difficult to tell what has been least diluted and mis-translated/interpreted throughout the ages... The sad fact being each denomination seems to think they are the closest to the truth while the others have strayed... but in reality none are even remotely similar to the original Christians after the resurrection and much has been lost through the ages... It’s just so sad... but on a happy note, God still has His plan fully intact!

I just feel so weiry of all this (mis)information we have available now days...

Will the real God please stand up!

[Edited by Java on November 3rd, 2000 at 05:44 PM]

[Solauna]

Go inward, or sit with nature. Just listen. You'll find God. Or Buddah, or St. Germain, or whatever the heck you want to call ALLTHATIS

[Solauna]

Actually, I do believe God is a conscious being, not just an energy force that's part of everything. Maybe it's Father/Mother God,,who says it's just a male? ok, I'll stop

[Java]

Re: God -- I think people (in the middle east, which use masculine and feminine forms for most their words) probably applied what they thought was most appropriate at their time and also being influenced by their up-bringings...

Aaaah... Buddha! Now he was a very compassionate man!
Its unfortunate there are so few now days with his compassion... While growing up in a wealthy family and having a very sheltered life, he (Buddha) ventured out into the real world and witnessed first-hand all the suffering among the ordinary as well as the poor people... This sudden realization had a major impact upon his heart and his great un-stoppable compassion was born! Glad his teachings of what he learned remains for others to also learn!

Buddhism -- Not so much a religion per say as it is a way of life!

From what I gather, the Buddha was a most honest, loving, and humble man whom if he knew what people were thinking of him as a god of sorts today, he would not feel well about this... but thats just my opinion... To me, less is more!

[MJ]

Where is Pee-Wee's other hand?(and when did iggy learn to do all of this? Do you have an intern now?)

[iggy]

I love that discussions about spirituality and pictures of Britneys hoo-has are in the same thread. Those are my religion.

Actually, the mass was nice. It was in a church near Nikki's office and the one where they had the JFK funeral service. LOVED the Latin.

Was it wrong to go for second helpings of the communion? I had skipped breakfast.

[NikDC]

Probably okay as long as you weren't tasting and spitting the wine.

[iggy]

This blood of Christ has no bouquet. Plonk.

Nikki, have you been to that MCCXXIX place or whatever the numer is? I've heard good things.

[NikDC]

Haven't been, no. Generally I'd imagine that my work attire isn't appropriate. Someday...

[iggy]

I'm guessing your hoochified ensemble would get you good table. This is Washington, after all.

[NikDC]

I'll have to bring it to work with me next time...

[iggy]

Does pleather wrinkel when packed?

A question for the ages...or ISOJ since it seems her carry-on will be filled with little else.

[NikDC]

Quick answer- NO. It travels very well.

[iggy]

Let's hope it stays fresh.

[pen&kev]

I went to a Roman Catholic wedding and was totally shocked to see several women dressed in black sequinned "hootchi mamma" dresses. Their excuse was that they didn't want to go home and change for the reception.

[iggy]

I see more and more women exposing their shoulders in Catholic churches also.

On Judgment Day, they'll have their own special queue. Whores of Babylon --> line forms here.

[2old4this]

My Catholic girlfriends used to tell me that they always fantasized during church about having sex with their boyfriends. Somehow I'm thinking that's not appropriate.

[iggy]

Perhaps in the confessional while confessing. Just being pro-active.

[pen&kev]

Between trying to figure out which prayers to stand up or which to kneel for, sex was not at the top of my list!

[2old4this]

I'm was a religious mutt. Went to whatever church, a few times a year. You talk about never knowing when to stand, sit, kneel. Then my Mom decided on Episcopalian. Fine, but way too much kneeling. I became a Lutheran on my own. No more kneeling.

[blubutterfly21]

Hey Iggy,

Pretend you have tourettes syndrome :D

"We give thanks to Jesus Christ our lord and savior..."

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[NEWBS]

blu,

you MUST counter with the other protest yell from "Animal House"....... EAT ME!