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Annie415
Aug 22nd, 2000, 07:04 PM
You know you're a Bruce fan if...

78. you're told you are being excessive/obsessive where Bruce is concerned
79. After watching West Side Story on cable tv, you play Jungleland
80. The solo CD's from Nils, Steve, Clarence, Patti, Max, and all the Asbury Jukes recordings are on the 'Bruce' shelf
81. The one Bruce song that you totally dislike somehow sounds fantastic when you hear it live.
82. If you try to convert your in-laws
83. if you've succeeded in converting your in-laws
84. you know the alternate title and lyrics to Thunder Road
85. You tape the Conan O'Brien Show every night just in case........
86. You check out every Dodge Durango, Ford Explorer, or limo when you're driving on the Garden State Parkway
87. You buy recordings from artists that Bruce listens to.
88. you add entries to "You Know You're A Bruce Fan If"
89. your parents just don't understand.
90. your mother gave birth to you on September 23rd
91. you have a scrapbook of old E Street ticket stubs
92. YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY/COLLEGUES HAVE ASKED YOU HUNDRED TIMES 'WHY DO YOU SEE SOO MANY SHOWS ? ONE IS THE SAME OF THE OTHER, NO ?'
93. when driving your friends around you quip, "The door's open but the ride ain't free."
94. you asked what REAL Bruce fan wanted to hear Rosie in concert, but secretly enjoyed it more than any other song.
95. you cancelled your summer vacation to go to see the "sights" of Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, Washington DC and Detroit, strangely enough you don't see The Liberty Bell, The Sears Tower, anything related to Paul Revere or the White House.
96. You compliment a girl by saying "I don't understand it, you're not pretty at all"
97. Every time you hear a siren, you think of Incident on 57th Street
98. you say you are going to go to Smiley's Delicatessen or Tony Roma's just to say it
99. your planned meeting spot is 'neath that giant Exxon sign
100. you've been analyzed, downsized, fractionalized or even retropsychadelacized

BigBonesBilly
Aug 22nd, 2000, 08:31 PM
These are great....keep 'em coming!

BBB

beckster
Aug 22nd, 2000, 09:42 PM
#80 definitely applies, my Nils, Patti and
SSJ CD's are on the Bruce shelf!

#86 I was walking home tonight down Broadway
(right by the Bottom Line) and looking for
Ford Explorer's with NJ license plates

Does anyone know where the Hit Factory is?
I'm wondering if Bruce comes to town to work
on the DVD?

Annie415
Aug 28th, 2000, 03:12 PM
Back to the top for orthy. I had trouble finding this myself, but here it is.

And I agree Part 5 is the funniest yet. Remember I didn't write these, I only discovered them. I'm reading them right along with everyone else.

orthy
Aug 29th, 2000, 11:34 AM
thanks annie...another great batch