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Justin'sGirlUK
Sep 10th, 2003, 03:48 PM
from the post:

NEWLYWEDS" - the MTV show that follows pop stars Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees around for their first year of marriage - is turning into the kind of TV hit that could give album sales a real boost (hers just hit the Top 10 and his came out yesterday).
But is the price too high?

Simpson is in danger of becoming a much sexier, teen-idol version of the clueless Ozzy Osbourne.

The ratings are big.

Billboard's senior writer Carla Hay thought the show would be lucky to get 1 million viewers. In fact, it debuted with 2.48 million viewers and won its timeslot.

Those numbers have held up. "Newlyweds" (Tuesday nights at 10:30 on MTV) had more young viewers than "Making the Band," "The Osbournes" and everything else on basic cable except wrestling, MTV specials like the Video Music Awards and stalwart "The Real World."

But what has everyone talking is Jessica Simpson herself. She's been described by reviewers as a brat, embarrassingly babyish and - when people want to be kind - charmingly clueless.



"She is dumb as a stick," said Alisha, a 31-year-old graphic designer too embarrassed about being a fan of the show to give her last name.

"Jessica is totally watchable, like Ozzy Osbourne. She's not a train wreck like Anna Nicole.

"You can tell Nick is annoyed by her, but she's totally sexy so he puts up with it.

"I felt amused watching Ozzy. I felt dirty watching Anna Nicole. And I feel pity watching Jessica.

"She's the show. I'm not sure she knows she's the show, but she is."

It's hard not to be fascinated by a pop princess who would rather buy new clothes than do laundry, wonders if her tuna fish is really tuna because it's called Chicken of the Sea ("a blonde moment" Simpson has said about that comment), goes camping with her Louis Vuitton bag and belches more than John Belushi in "Animal House."

Paula, another fan, can't decide what her favorite stupid-Jessica moment is.

"It's kind of like repulsive yet intriguing," said Paula. "Every single word out of her mouth, you think, 'Who could be stupider?' "

News reports already say the show has been optioned for a second season, something the stars were both up for.

"Well, it was really more fun than we anticipated," said Lachey in an interview right before the show debuted.

"So if the situation was right, we might do it again." MTV says no decision has been made.

"It would be perfect as long as season two is 'Marriage, Marriage' and season three is 'Le Divorce,' " said Paula. "Though God help us if they ever have a kid."

But will the marriage last that long?

"In five years, they'll break up," Alisha predicted.

"He'll cheat on her and she'll be jealous and they'll break up and get back together a thousand times before finally ending it.

"There's nothing wrong with them; they're just too young."

HipHopChristian
Sep 10th, 2003, 09:06 PM
lol, how are they to young? Isn't Nick like 30 lol.

I don't they they'll break up... I hope they won't :) Thanks for posting

NickysDreamGirl
Sep 11th, 2003, 02:02 PM
Thanks for posting! I give this marriage 3 years. I still have NO idea why Nick married her...just from watching the show, I'm ready to slap her because of her whining. She's worse than a 3 year old!

nickz_gurl_99
Sep 12th, 2003, 01:07 AM
Ehh...I haven't seen the show so I can't comment on that...lol

sugar80
Sep 13th, 2003, 12:01 AM
My friends and I love watching this show 'cause it's so much fun talking about all the things she says and what (common knowledge) stuff she doesn't know.

However, even though she's ditzy, I still think she's a cool girl. She seems like a really nice person and she's so pretty. Plus, I'm with her on that Playboy mansion thing. I would never let my bf go!

NickysDreamGirl
Sep 13th, 2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by sugar80
My friends and I love watching this show 'cause it's so much fun talking about all the things she says and what (common knowledge) stuff she doesn't know.

However, even though she's ditzy, I still think she's a cool girl. She seems like a really nice person and she's so pretty. Plus, I'm with her on that Playboy mansion thing. I would never let my bf go!

I think she was being really stupid about that playboy mansion thing. It's not like he was going just to go, he was invited to a party that was put on by Spike TV in which he did promos for them. There's been many celebrities that go to the mansion just to have a fun time...no specific event is being held, it's just their personal fun thing. So therefore, she should've just let him go. It would've been a different story if he just said, "hey, I'm going to the Playboy Mansion because I wanna have a good time", then I could've understood her being upset about that because I would too. But she's gotta realize that going to premieres, parties, events, etc. is part of his job.

HipHopChristian
Sep 13th, 2003, 12:03 PM
yeah, but see.. he's gonna have a good time lol. That's why she was mad.

forgettablev2.0
Sep 13th, 2003, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by HipHopChristian
lol, how are they to young? Isn't Nick like 30 lol.
he isn't,but she is. he seems very ready to be married, she seems ready to be spoiled :laugh:

NickysDreamGirl
Sep 13th, 2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by forgettablev2.0
he isn't,but she is. he seems very ready to be married, she seems ready to be spoiled :laugh:

Yep.

xXJellyxBellyXx
Sep 16th, 2003, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by NickysDreamGirl
Thanks for posting! I give this marriage 3 years. I still have NO idea why Nick married her...just from watching the show, I'm ready to slap her because of her whining. She's worse than a 3 year old!

agreed! and to think, i used to like the girl...

GeNieEntrapPed
Sep 17th, 2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by NickysDreamGirl
Thanks for posting! I give this marriage 3 years. I still have NO idea why Nick married her...just from watching the show, I'm ready to slap her because of her whining. She's worse than a 3 year old!


If you hate her so much, why the **** do you post here?

asmani
Sep 17th, 2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by GeNieEntrapPed
If you hate her so much, why the **** do you post here?

she has nothing better to do:rolleyes:

Alyric
Sep 17th, 2003, 04:22 PM
I like Jessica but damn is she a brat. Has there been one show where she hasnt thrown a fit or demanded things be her way. I honestly dont know what her problem is. I thought the chicken of the sea thing was funny. But the Playboy mansion thing was really stupid. Not everyone goes to that mansion to get some booty. I would let my boyfriend go especially if I have confidence in our relationship. Nicks married he isnt dead when I get married I dont expect my man to all of a sudden stop looking at other girls.

PrincessJen
Sep 21st, 2003, 11:15 AM
I'm currently engaged and I really don't want to be what Jessica is right now. Love is important, but practical skills are also necessary. I don't want to have to depend on my husband fo every little thing. Though, my fiance is a bit like Nick, very patient and understanding, but I'm not as annoying as Jess. I love her even though she complains too much!

NicksKSGirl
Sep 27th, 2003, 02:52 AM
I love the show. It is great. Eventhough Jessica is Ditsy she still has this thing about her. I think she is still cool even though she isn't the brightest apple on the tree.

PrincessJen
Sep 30th, 2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by NicksKSGirl
I love the show. It is great. Eventhough Jessica is Ditsy she still has this thing about her. I think she is still cool even though she isn't the brightest apple on the tree.

I agree, you just take a liking to her.

gEe_nEvis
Sep 30th, 2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by NickysDreamGirl
Thanks for posting! I give this marriage 3 years. I still have NO idea why Nick married her...just from watching the show, I'm ready to slap her because of her whining. She's worse than a 3 year old!


Well, who knows how long they'll be together. Obviously Nick married her for her looks. She's a good looking girl. Not a really good wife, but give her time. She's young and obviously has a LOT of growing up to do. They could somehow make it work or maybe not work, either way, we don't know. For now, it at least makes for good entertainment.

*~bsbgirl15*~
Oct 1st, 2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by gEe_nEvis
Well, who knows how long they'll be together. Obviously Nick married her for her looks. She's a good looking girl. Not a really good wife, but give her time. She's young and obviously has a LOT of growing up to do. They could somehow make it work or maybe not work, either way, we don't know. For now, it at least makes for good entertainment.

Nick didn't marry her for her looks. That's rude. He obviously knew how she acts. She is a pretty decent girl. She's not stupid all the time.

NickysDreamGirl
Oct 2nd, 2003, 03:47 PM
Well, the show works because if it didn't, people wouldn't be watching it nor would MTV renew it for another season. I still can't believe they agreed to another season since Nick didn't even want to do it in the first place.

HipHopChristian
Oct 5th, 2003, 04:19 PM
But Jessica was right, it was a good career move, and also.. didn't Nick say he didn't wanna do it, but now it's kinda cool he did or something?

gEe_nEvis
Oct 9th, 2003, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by *~bsbgirl15*~
Nick didn't marry her for her looks. That's rude. He obviously knew how she acts. She is a pretty decent girl. She's not stupid all the time.

Well, honestly, looks are a part of it. And he didn't obviously know how she acted, because on the first episode Jessica stated that for the 3 years that they were together, they were apart most of the time. Dating and being married are two different things. I think they're still trying to distinguish the two. I don't believe that Jessica is stupid all the time, but that's the way she presents herself on tv.