Song Titles JC Didn't Use

[kellygirl]

They started this post over on the JJB and some of them are hilarious. I though given the stress of the situation we could all use the laugh and have some fun here. These are some of the ones they had come up with so far:

"Love is Sticky Like Blueberry Syrup"

"Some Boys (Wear Pink Sweatpants)"

"Weep Me a Stream"

"Flowers Aren't Just For Girls"

"The Snake Skin Slide (Dance Remix)"

"ADIDAS [All Day I Dream About Sequins]"

"Anything You Want (I Already Have It Haha)"

"Some Boys Dance With Men PT2" to go with Lance's song.

"Toe Ring And ManPurse Are Mine"

"Unperfect IS a word Dammit!"

"If I Call You Honey You Won't Notice That This Track Is An Album Filler"



From JC's upcoming CD - titled: "Slightly Off Center"

"Flannel Sheets"

"Two Peas In A Can"

"Beat Your Own Drum" (very sexual - caused PG sticker)

"Scrabble (is a 7 letter word with a Q)"

Remake of "Jive Talkin' " (slightly different lyrics)

"Double Shots (the worst hangover)"

and the soulful #1 ballad off this album:

"I Get Lost On The Highway (everytime I look into your eyes)"



"I'm The Man That Dances With Men"

"Does This Come In Pink?"

"Will This Go With My Manpurse? (The Chasez Hypermix remix)"

"I'm Not Sad, I'm Gay"

"If You Love Me Girl (You'll Give Me Your Shoes)"

"With This Toe Ring, I Thee Wed"

"Give In To Me (Lets Go On A Shopping Spree)"

"Flower Pants Make Me Feel Pretty"

"Let Me Take It From Here (I'll pick out the outfits)" feat. Big Boi

"No, I'm not Jesus just JC"

"You Ain't My Girl, So Give Me Back My Pants"

"Sometimes I Dance With Women (Sometimes I Don't)"

"When Chaps Attack (Space Cowboy Pt.2)"

[Katlin]

Originally posted by kellygirl
"Unperfect IS a word Dammit!"

LMAO! :roll: Thanks for posting!

[HipHopChristian]

Originally posted by Katlin
LMAO! :roll: Thanks for posting!

LMAO!! The "Unperfect IS a word.." one IS hillarous!!! I have friends that don't like the song because they think that's not a word and it's just.. dumb I guess, I dunno.

[NickysDreamGirl]

Those are funny.

[pinky]

Originally posted by HipHopChristian
LMAO!! The "Unperfect IS a word.." one IS hillarous!!! I have friends that don't like the song because they think that's not a word and it's just.. dumb I guess, I dunno. Don't get NikDC started on that one, unless you have a long time to listen to her rant about it! :hah:

[BellaStile]

LMAO DUDE!!! ALL those song titles sound like that could be Drag Show anthems!!! :D

[Katlin]

Originally posted by pinky
Don't get NikDC started on that one, unless you have a long time to listen to her rant about it! :hah:

Does she say it is or isn't a word? LOL

[pinky junior]

Isn't. She definitely says it ISN'T a word. LMAO :laugh:


And wasn't there another grammatical error in one of the songs?? I can't remember what it was. :scratch:

[Katlin]

Oh PJ....there are MANY MANY more than just two, lol.

Maybe it's cuz I'm a dork who enjoys grammar, but their mistakes are all over the place.

"Let me be your girlfriend, I'll treat you good" should be "Let me be your girlfriend, I'll treat you well."

But that's just off the top of my head, lol.

[pinky junior]

Well nobody ever said they got straight A's in English. :tongue: ;)

[Katlin]

Obviously. ;)