Katlin
Sep 13th, 2003, 04:06 PM
Kinda funny.
Ads that should have been proof-read:
-Dinner Specials: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
-Swim in our lovely pool while you drink it all in.
-Stock up and save. Limit: one.
-Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
-Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
-3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
-Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
-Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Ads that should have been proof-read:
-Dinner Specials: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
-Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
-Swim in our lovely pool while you drink it all in.
-Stock up and save. Limit: one.
-Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
-Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
-3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.
-Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
-Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.