OT: Smallville Fans... PLEASE HELP!!

[Terrence Jamal]

I am soooooo mad at myself for missing last week's show. Can someone PLEASE fill me in on what happened before the new show airs tonight?!?! I checked TV guide and they said the new show would repeat last Sunday. I made SPECIAL plans to be home at 7:00 with a blank tape to see the conclusion to the season opener. Then as I'm sitting there they showed a Smallville Beginnings and showed the episode of the bug guy from season one. So if you saw the last episode please fill me in. I just heard a commercial and they said Johnathen uses his newfound powers to battle Clark. WHAT!!! When did Johnathen get powers? When he says if I raised a son who would kill then kill... what happens? What happens when they fall out the window? Did Lex confront his "wife" about the plane crash? what happened? Did she did it, or was it his father? I'm so anxious to know what happened!!! Please help a brother out. I see in the new commercial that Clark returns to Smallville, what made him come back? Was it Lana or was it his parents?

[pinky]

TJ, you ask too many questions! :p

I don't know if I can remember all of the episode, but I'll try to help....

If you remember the very end of the first episode of the season, Clark's "real" father (from Krypton) told Jonathan that if he wanted Clark to come back, he'd have to get him himself, then there was this flash of light (I think it was the first episode....), that was when Jonathan got his special powers. He went to Metropolis to find Clark, and that's when they started fighting. After they fell through the window, they hit the ground, but were only shaken up. They kept on fighting, but eventually, Clark had his father pinned against a column. It looked like he was about to hit his father, but instead, he smashed the red kryptonite ring and broke it. He realized Jonathan was hurt (his powers were only temporary), and took him home. So THAT'S how he got back to Smallville.

He still had the vial of blood that he had stolen from LuthorCorp's offices (Lex's father had stolen it from Lex's wife's office), and Jonathan destroyed it. But the guy who had Clark steal if from Luthor came with some of his lackeys, and they were threatening the Kents, so Clark cut himself and gave him a sample of the blood. Somehow, they got some kryptonite and made Clark weak, so they tried to kidnap him, and were planning to kill the Kents. Just then Lana came in and managed to kill one of the goons.

Clark somehow managed to escape, big truck explosion, Luthor gets away, yadda yadda.......

Lex eventually realized that it was Helen who had tried to kill him. I'm a little fuzzy on exactly what happened, but I know they were on a plane, under the guise of trying again for a honeymoon. But Lex confronted her, she pulled a gun on him, they struggled and the gun went off. Of course, the pilot was the one who got killed. While Lex tried to fly the plane, Helen jumped out with a parachute (I think).

Meanwhile, Lana and Clark just can't seem to get together. Lana's ready, now Clark is backing off.

[Terrence Jamal]

Ok… you know I’m about to ask you some more questions right… lol (just so you know what is about to happen here) :)

Ok… I remember Jonathan getting the powers now. After the light hit him, he did that super fast blur run to Metropolis after Lana called him inside that club… ok… Gotcha… So now that Clark smashed the ring is he back to his old self? As far as average high schooler Clark?

So Lionel came out if secrecy to admit his distain and obsession with the Kents? No wait… Did Lionel and his goons come get the vile from Clark, or did the mob boss guy and his goons come? And Lana killed someone? Whaaaaaat?!?! Get it girl! Stand up for your man… lol

Ok… so why did Helen try to kill Lex? Was she working with Lionel to get that blood from Clark, or was she still mad at Lex for breaking into her office and stealing the blood?

So Lana now wants to get with Clark? What about Chloe? What about if Whitney comes back home? They’re just gonna bypass them and get together? Why doesn’t Clark want to be with Lana? Well, I know he does, but why is he pulling back? Is he afraid of her getting to close and finding out his secret, or is he afraid of inadvertently hurting her?

My mama always said I talk to much… I don’t agree tho… what do you think? :D

[pinky]

*grabs head to stop it from spinning*

Yes, Clark is back to his old self.

The mob guy and Lionel were actually in cahoots, but it was one of those "I'll-work-with-him-because-he-can-be-useful-but-I-don't-trust-him-as-far-as-I-can-throw-him" relationships. It was the mob guy who came to get the vial, but he was working with Lionel, so I don't know what that was really all about.

Helen was working with Lionel, but she said (right before she pulled a gun on Lex) that she had actually fallen in love with him.

I think Clark is afraid of hurting Lana. It could also be because he doesn't want her to learn his secret, though.

Oh, and Lex bought the farm (literally, not figuratively) and gve the deed to the Kents, so they don't have to move.

[Terrence Jamal]

Thanks Mrs. Pink!! :D :D :D Thank you for breaking it down for me... I would have responded sooner, but the new episode was coming on just as I was walking in from class and I had to focus... lol...

[pinky]

I had to go out just as it was starting......Mr. Pink taped it for me though!

[Terrence Jamal]

Originally posted by pinky
I had to go out just as it was starting......Mr. Pink taped it for me though!

It was good tonight... Did you see the preview for next week? I was like awwwwh shucky ducky quack quack... Clark and Lana getting down with the get down... lol. So far this is shaping up to be a GOOD season...

[pinky]

Sooooo......

I went to put the tape in and watch it, and ALL THAT TAPED WAS THE LAST 5 OR 6 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Somebody better show this week's episode on Sunday, instead of something from the first season!!!!