DiRrTy_sLaVe_4U
Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:05 PM
Willa is in the new Blender magazine, and looking very hott! Here's the little interview. I'm typing it up, so if you use it, please give me credit:
--> Shh - whisper it: She brought c*ndoms to the interview. She can't be bothered with underwear. She called Paris Hilton a four-letter word that made us blush. Proceed with caution when asking this 22-year-old pop s*xpot...
Who Does Willa Ford Think She Is?
For your self portrait, you drew a large p*nis. Why?
Because everyone tells me I'm such a dude. I curse like one of the boys, I eat like one of the boys, I carry on relationships like one of the boys. A chick, but a dude. A he/she.
Is that why you decided to cut your hair short?
Yeah, to become more like a guy. It didn't work, though. All the sports bras in the world aren't really gonna hide these t*ts.
How are you like a guy in relationships?
"Commitment? Oh, God, I'm starting to itch." I'm a motherf*cking P.I.M.P. Why have one boyfriend when you can have multiples? I had a boyfriend, Nick [Carter], and then I got back to my old self - no itching problems.
Is this the same kind of l*gnerie you wear around the house?
Guys always think it's a pain to have t*ts. "You have to wear a bra." I'm like, "You don't have to wear one." I'm a no-frills, no underwear, no-bra kind of chick. My real name's Amanda, and my friends call me Mando Commando.
What do you hate to spend money on?
Waxing. It's miserable! Imagine somebody sticking a sticky thing to your balls and going fffffsssht! Sorry for the graphic.
So why do it?
The first time I ever got waxed, it was horrible. I left the place crying: "I look like a 5-year-old." At that point, I kept the landing strip, but now I've graduated to the full Brazillian. I'm hairless - I figure that if you're gonna wax some of it, you might as well wax all of it.
How much is a quart of milk?
[Snorts] Dude, is that a Jessica Simpson question?
Never mind - we'll move on. What's your favorite legal drug?
Ambien. I'm like - surprise, surpise - and insomniac. And the doctor's like, "This will knock you out." But I started hallucinating. And the next thing you know, I stole some neighbor's plants, and they were on my porch in the mroning. I went to my doctor and said, "No matter how much I beg you, can you never give met these again?"
Have you ever videotaped yourself having s*x, like Paris Hilton?
No. Because I'm not dumb [laughs]. I'm not her biggest fan. She's a c*nt. I met her at a fashion show, before Willa Ford blew up. I was in her way in the makeup chair, and she said, "Who the ***** is this? And why are they in my f*cking makeup?" Back off, bitch! I'll watch that video with pride.
How would you characterize your taste in s*x?
I'm completely open to it, except for one thing: There is no back-door entry in Ms. Willa Ford.
What do you have in your fancy Lous Vuitton bag?
Pictures of my niece, antibacterial hand stuff, lip gloss, $20, a diamond cross necklace and Lifestyles Ultra-Thin c*ondoms, with lubricant.
Did you bring those for the interview?
See, that's the funny part. I'm not a **. Willa Ford's a bad girl, but she's a tease. What's more evil: if a girl has s*x with you, or if she almost does, but walks away? That's much more of a bad girl. This might be a big let-down to guys, but I could count the men I've had s*x with on the fingers of one hand.
If you could change one thing about our body, what would it be?
I'd get a sixth finger.
[Blender]
--> Shh - whisper it: She brought c*ndoms to the interview. She can't be bothered with underwear. She called Paris Hilton a four-letter word that made us blush. Proceed with caution when asking this 22-year-old pop s*xpot...
Who Does Willa Ford Think She Is?
For your self portrait, you drew a large p*nis. Why?
Because everyone tells me I'm such a dude. I curse like one of the boys, I eat like one of the boys, I carry on relationships like one of the boys. A chick, but a dude. A he/she.
Is that why you decided to cut your hair short?
Yeah, to become more like a guy. It didn't work, though. All the sports bras in the world aren't really gonna hide these t*ts.
How are you like a guy in relationships?
"Commitment? Oh, God, I'm starting to itch." I'm a motherf*cking P.I.M.P. Why have one boyfriend when you can have multiples? I had a boyfriend, Nick [Carter], and then I got back to my old self - no itching problems.
Is this the same kind of l*gnerie you wear around the house?
Guys always think it's a pain to have t*ts. "You have to wear a bra." I'm like, "You don't have to wear one." I'm a no-frills, no underwear, no-bra kind of chick. My real name's Amanda, and my friends call me Mando Commando.
What do you hate to spend money on?
Waxing. It's miserable! Imagine somebody sticking a sticky thing to your balls and going fffffsssht! Sorry for the graphic.
So why do it?
The first time I ever got waxed, it was horrible. I left the place crying: "I look like a 5-year-old." At that point, I kept the landing strip, but now I've graduated to the full Brazillian. I'm hairless - I figure that if you're gonna wax some of it, you might as well wax all of it.
How much is a quart of milk?
[Snorts] Dude, is that a Jessica Simpson question?
Never mind - we'll move on. What's your favorite legal drug?
Ambien. I'm like - surprise, surpise - and insomniac. And the doctor's like, "This will knock you out." But I started hallucinating. And the next thing you know, I stole some neighbor's plants, and they were on my porch in the mroning. I went to my doctor and said, "No matter how much I beg you, can you never give met these again?"
Have you ever videotaped yourself having s*x, like Paris Hilton?
No. Because I'm not dumb [laughs]. I'm not her biggest fan. She's a c*nt. I met her at a fashion show, before Willa Ford blew up. I was in her way in the makeup chair, and she said, "Who the ***** is this? And why are they in my f*cking makeup?" Back off, bitch! I'll watch that video with pride.
How would you characterize your taste in s*x?
I'm completely open to it, except for one thing: There is no back-door entry in Ms. Willa Ford.
What do you have in your fancy Lous Vuitton bag?
Pictures of my niece, antibacterial hand stuff, lip gloss, $20, a diamond cross necklace and Lifestyles Ultra-Thin c*ondoms, with lubricant.
Did you bring those for the interview?
See, that's the funny part. I'm not a **. Willa Ford's a bad girl, but she's a tease. What's more evil: if a girl has s*x with you, or if she almost does, but walks away? That's much more of a bad girl. This might be a big let-down to guys, but I could count the men I've had s*x with on the fingers of one hand.
If you could change one thing about our body, what would it be?
I'd get a sixth finger.
[Blender]