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tiger_rascal
Jan 20th, 2004, 01:45 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/ptech/01/19/offbeat.finland.jesus.reut/index.html

Finnish company cuts heavenly mobile service

Monday, January 19, 2004 Posted: 10:50 AM EST (1550 GMT)

HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) -- A service promising to answer people's prayers with a text message apparently sent by Jesus has been shut down after complaints by Finland's mobile services watchdog.

The heavenly service offered answers from Jesus in response to a text message prayer at the cost of a hefty 1.20 euros ($1.52) per message, but lasted less than a month.

"These kinds of services are against basic norms," said Ville Nurmi, ombudsman for Finland's mobile content watchdog, MAPEL.

Finland's Mobile G Host transmitted the messages, but declined to name the company that provided the replies from "Jesus." Chief Executive Marko Hakala said the service was axed as soon as he discovered what was being offered.

He declined to say how many prayers had been received, but added: "This was no gold mine. ... It seems you can't interest people in everything."

The Finnish tabloid Ilta-Sanomat tested the service before it was shut down. It sent a prayer of desperation that received the answer: "Remember: unless you follow God's will much better than priests and pharaohs, you will not be allowed into the heavenly kingdom."

db44
Jan 20th, 2004, 02:19 AM
Why get answers from Jesus when you can get them from God... I need tro start up the God IMs business. ;)

And my trip is gonna suck! US$1.20 = EU$1.52? :blueeek:

bekahbeans
Jan 20th, 2004, 09:00 AM
No! I demand an answer from Jesus!

lol, actually I find this rather amusing. I would have sent "Jesus" a message, just to see the response.

db44
Jan 20th, 2004, 09:34 AM
Automated response from Jesus: Hail ye, my child. I am unable to get to the computer right now. I am on official God business. Blessed be thou.

TrueB&B_BritFan
Jan 20th, 2004, 02:13 PM
"Hi, this is God... I can't come to the phone right now... wait I guess I'm already there because I'm omnipresent... just leave me you name, number and problem... wait... I'm also omniscient... oh never mind.. BEEP!"
;)

bekahbeans
Jan 20th, 2004, 02:25 PM
hahahha, those are great.

It's kinda like that Far Side comic where he's up in heaven watching everything with a computer and he's got a little "smite" key. aaah, that cracks me up.