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Feb 1st, 2004, 07:14 PM
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Christian Jokes and Humor
submitted by Dali , written by unknown
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our Choir practice.
Don't let worry kill you ...... let the Church help!
Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our Church and Community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery in the basement.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the Church. Children will be Baptized at both ends.
Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the Church Hall. Music will follow.
Miss Martha Fletcher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Margaret remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Thursday at 5:00PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his study.
John Hansen and Julie Woodruff were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of Timothy Lee Thompson, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Thompson.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Curtis Frazier supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Andrews spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet": in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
Due to the Pastor's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Carol Mason last evening. Mrs. Mason and Mrs. Seltzer sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Pastor Williams is better.
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
Christian Jokes and Humor
submitted by Dali , written by unknown
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our Choir practice.
Don't let worry kill you ...... let the Church help!
Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our Church and Community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery in the basement.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the Church. Children will be Baptized at both ends.
Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing, "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the Church Hall. Music will follow.
Miss Martha Fletcher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Margaret remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Thursday at 5:00PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his study.
John Hansen and Julie Woodruff were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of Timothy Lee Thompson, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Thompson.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Curtis Frazier supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Andrews spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet": in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Evening massage - 6 p.m.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
Due to the Pastor's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Carol Mason last evening. Mrs. Mason and Mrs. Seltzer sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Pastor Williams is better.
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.