The Twelve Days of Bruce Obsession...

[Hummer]

It's that time of year when you contemplate what friends mean to you, and how important it is to keep in touch. This past year has been truly something and I am so lucky to have all of you to have shared it with. Sooooo...
here's my tribute to the LD board -- all you great folks and this past year of lunacy and fun.

On the 1st day of Christmas my Bruce obsession gave to me...
Louis in a lime tree.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
two MIBs and
Louis in a lime tree.

On the 3rd day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
3 Geeboss pictures
2 MIBs
and Louis in a lime tree

On the 4th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
4 jailbaits
3 Geeboss pictures
2 MIBs
and Louis in a lime tree.

On the 5th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
5 NEW BOOTS!
4 jailbaits
3 Geeboss pictures
2 MIBs
and Louis in a lime tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
6 road trips
yada, yada...

On the 7th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
7 credit card bills

On the 8th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
8 starvation death rides/marches

On the 9th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me...
9 FBI agents

On the 10th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me..
10 Wild Women chapters

On the 11th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me..
11 pre-show parties

On the 12th day of Christmas my Bruce Obsession gave to me..
12 stars under my name
11 pre-show parties
10 Wild Women chapers
9 FBI agents
8 starvation death rides
7 credit card bills
6 road trips
5 NEW BOOTS
4 jailbaits
3 Geeboss pictures
2 MIBs
and Louis in a lime tree.

What a year..
Happy Holidays everyone!

Hummer

[Madame Marie]

Hummer - I love it!
Just what my conjunctivitis sore eyes needed to cheer me up!
Indeed, what a year (even if mine has been a "virtual" one, through the eyes of this board!)

Happy Holidays!

[paiger]

Excellent, Hummer!!!

That cheered up my Monday morning :)

Paiger

[Steve Kurtz]

...a little slow around the church this time of year Hummer? Imagine that! This is great and if anyone could work Bruce into a Christmas carol, it would be you, but don't be hurt if the traditional lyrix manage to weather the storm and survive another season...oh, and I loved the "yada yada" part...we gotta cut those corners wherever we can...Happy Holidaze Hummer...:D

[KirkW]

Well here's my shot at it:

On the Twelth day of Christmas my true Bruce gave to me:
A Twelth studio album
Eleven blank cdr's
Ten shows at the Garden
Nine E-Street members
Eight sightings in Rumson
Seven boots a tradin'
Six strings a strummin
Five months of new tourin'
Four trees a trimmin'
A Third Live album
A second edition of Tracks
And a big fat live DVD. (With a player please)

[PJ619]

Hummer!

What a riot, I think you hit on many of the high points of the past year but did you find out where Robinia planted that lime tree?

Happy holidays sweetie,

PJ

[robinia]

Hummer!

You are so lucky to have me as your vice president! What about the colored liquids? You forgot them! And the clear liquids! And the agave plants! What's a Wild Woman to do? I think we gotta just had a few more days to that song! You know how I love to change the rules!

PJ - that's for me to know and you to find out!

Cheers!

[AMIW]

President Hummer

A twelve days of christmas with no mention of the doctor
doesn't seem right how about

....
twelve months of AMEX bills
eleven months of threats from Sprint PCS
ten wild women on the dance floor
nine shots of tequilla an hour
eight trades of KMAN for Jailbait seats
seven weekends on the phone to Ticketmaster
six drunken latenight phone calls each weekend.
five flight changes in Denver Airport
four FBI Agents on my trail
three post-tour reunion trips
two ducks from Al's Farm Toy Store at Mall of America
and one Coonskin Cap in Kansas City

hey it'll soon be January i'd better get planning (:==:)

Regards

Andrew.D.Wicks