A vErY pErSoNaL qUeStIoN...

[ChRiSkSbUbBlEgUm]

i waz like wondering....does ne1 no if itZ poSSibLE 2 mak ur nails gr0 f@$ter?? MYNE tAke 4EVER!!! i MUST have a horemoan DeFiCiEnCy!!

:cry:

iF u cud hlp me, tHaT wOulD bE gr8! :D

MaBlE

[AlmostFamous]

If you take your fingers out of your ass, I'm sure your nails will start growing. They need sunlight and Vitamin D to stay strong.

Hope that helps!

[PrincessTimberlake]

Shoot, I was expecting a majorly scandalous question. Instead, its just about nails?

Rip off.

[ChRiSkSbUbBlEgUm]

GeE...I NVA thought of dat b4...thx!!! ur gr8!!:D

MaBLe

[NumbaOne]

I am very good with these kind of things. Here's how you do it.

Step one: Buy a tub of butter.

Step two: Insert fingers into butter.

Step three: Go to local gas station.

Step four: Pour gas straight from pump onto nails.

Step five: Light a match.

Good luck. I hope your nails start growing faster soon.

[AlmostFamous]

I think that is a splendid solution.

[NumbaOne]

I know. I knew you would. And I love you. Please. Be my wife.

[AlmostFamous]

I already answered that proposal for you.

[GoalGrl21]

I wish I would have people falling all over me just for my intelligence and wit.

Not fair. :cry:

[AlmostFamous]

Well, after he marries Britney, some other random person, Joey and me, I'm sure you can be added to the list.

[Sunfire]

*falls all over lauren* :kiss:

[NumbaOne]

So if I give you nice expensive things, it is a yes? You love me too, no?

[NumbaOne]

GoalGrl21, when you post things like AlmostFamous, the love of my life, does, I will ask you to marry me too.

But alas! My list is growing

[AlmostFamous]

Of couse I love you. I am just terribly hurt that I am 4th on your list. That's all.






But the big diamond will make up for the hurt I feel inside.

[GoalGrl21]

*falls all over lauren* :kiss:YAY! Nicki is amazing!

Ah NumbaOne I can only hope that one day I can compose a tenth of what Jenn (AlmostFamous) devises. Only hope. But this is what that degree in journalism will get me! NumbaOne's heart!

[AlmostFamous]

Hey! Don't use my real name!!!!! LMFAO!

[GoalGrl21]

SORRY! Do you want me to edit it?! :roll: :roll:

[NumbaOne]

JENN! HER NAME IS JENN? GASP! Beautiful.

Journalism, you say, GoalGrl21? Wonderful. We must also marry.

[GoalGrl21]

Isn't her name beautiful? I have such a boring one... Lauren. But alas. Alas.

Journalism, yes. At one of the best schools in the entire United States. Care to wager a guess?

[NumbaOne]

NumbaOne is NumbaOne. You must love NumbaOne to, GoalGirl21. NumbaOne shall eventually have your love.

And you should believe me, because I give excellent advice.

I am thinking about starting an official NumbaOne's advice thread.

[AlmostFamous]

I love you, NumbaOne, but Oxymoron is still my favorite.

[NumbaOne]

Who is this Oxymoron that you speak of?

I will search and destroy.

And if that does not happen, I will marry Lauren. She is the new love of my life.

[GoalGrl21]

This thread makes me smile.

And NumbaOne, I am sure that eventually I shall have your love.

But I must ask, do you play soccer/futbol?

[NumbaOne]

If you would like me to, yes.

[AlmostFamous]

Who is this Oxymoron that you speak of?

I will search and destroy.

And if that does not happen, I will marry Lauren. She is the new love of my life.

Ein minuten, bitte!

How come I was 4th on your list, then second to Britney? And when I mention one other guy's name, you ditch me and profess that Lauren is the love of your life? I find this to be completely unjust.

[GoalGrl21]

I'm so sorry, Person's-Name-I'm-Not-Supposed-To-Say.

Do you think it's because you're a republican?

[AlmostFamous]

I guess that could be possible. I think my heart is broken.........

[GoalGrl21]

Oh no! *hug* Don't be sad. It's not worth it.

[AlmostFamous]

You have a PM, Lala.

I'll try to get over the pain..............

[GoalGrl21]

Okay, if you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you.

[pinky]

I guess that could be possible. I think my heart is broken.........
I didn't think Republicans had hearts.

[AlmostFamous]

Oh, I must have forgotten that point. LMFAO!

[AlmostFamous]

Nice effort of trying to edit! I love you, Pinky! But I saw it in black, small font first.

[pinky]

And it's not the right shade of purple, either.

Syncin.

[AlmostFamous]

No, but nearly as annoying.

Syncin!

[NumbaOne]

Unjust......................................no, Jenn. Not unjust. But my heart is unjust when I love you so, and you love another man. But I will continue to love you. And give you a diamond ring. And marry you.

THEN when you get bored of me (sigh), I will marry Lauren. Because she loves me more and she will have a degree in journalism.

No, Lauren. I will not guess the name of your school. Although whatever it is, I'm sure I will love it.

[AlmostFamous]

I never claimed to love another man. I clearly stated that I love YOU, but that Oxymoron is still my favorite.

Why are you so certain that I will get bored with you?

[NumbaOne]

So you DON'T actually LOVE Oxymoron?!

I am thrilled.

And who could know? You might get bored with me.

[GoalGrl21]

I am going to University of Missouri - Columbia. Also known as Mizzou or MU. Supposedly one of the best j-schools in the nation.

Because I am just that awesome.

(Can I join in on this Syncin'?)

[AlmostFamous]

Should I love Oxymoron as well as you? Or just consider him a favorite and love only you?

And what would you do if I DIDN'T get bored with you? Would you still move along to Lauren?

[AlmostFamous]

Lauren, you hadn't been on in I while so I didn't know if you could help carry out the plan. I will send you a PM. But you must follow orders carefully.

[loonyinminnesota]

I just wanted to say one thing to Almost Famous................Girl you lyke rock, you're seriously cracking me up with some of your posts.

ROCK ON!!

[AlmostFamous]

Hey Loony! Long time, no see! Glad that I am able to give you a laugh! How are you doing? We miss you!

[loonyinminnesota]

I'm doing okay, how are you? I was seriously rolling lastnight when I was reading all the posts from the past couple days. I miss you guys too

[GoalGrl21]

Jenn, please PM me the information, I would be forever grateful.

[AlmostFamous]

Working alot and pissing off Backstreeters. Other than that, not too much. LOL! Hoping to get to the beach this weekend or do something fun. The Fouth of July is one of my favorites.

You need to come back down and visit, since we didn't see you last time!

[loonyinminnesota]

I hear that!! The next time I come down we will definitely have to get together......and I do mean definitely :mad:

[AlmostFamous]

Even if it is meeting you before you guys go to one of the parks or for dinner or something. But we HAVE to do get together!

I would say that we would come back up to Minnesota, but since I nearly died from the cold in APRIL, I don't know...........

[GoalGrl21]

Hey Jenn, do you think I could come visit over my spring break in 2005. :rolleyes: :laugh:

It's the earliest I can get down there.

[loonyinminnesota]

i waz like wondering....does ne1 no if itZ poSSibLE 2 mak ur nails gr0 f@$ter?? MYNE tAke 4EVER!!! i MUST have a horemoan DeFiCiEnCy!!

:cry:

iF u cud hlp me, tHaT wOulD bE gr8! :D

MaBlE

I don't know any other way to say this so I'm just gonna come out and say it.........Swallow ( I hear there's lots of protein in that stuff )

[AlmostFamous]

Loony!!!!!!! I can't believe you!!!!! But I must admit, I love your sense of humor!

[AlmostFamous]

And Lauren, you can visit anytime.................you know that!

[loonyinminnesota]

Thanks I try, but I'm not as good or quick as you are at it

[NumbaOne]

Lauren, yes - you ARE awesome.

Jenn, NO - you should love no other man. I want to be NumbaOne in your heart.

Hmm.........

If you don't get bored of me, then I will be faced with a very tough decision.

Lauren is wonderfully awesome and will have a degree in journalism. But Jenn is beautifully intelligent, witty, and funny.

How ever shall I decide?

[AlmostFamous]

Very well. Than you shall be NumbaOne in my heart.

The decision between Lauren and I will be tough. But I trust that eventually, you will make the correct decision.























And that, of course, would be me.

Sorry, Lauren! But you know that was funny!

[AlmostFamous]

Thanks I try, but I'm not as good or quick as you are at it


Well, practice makes perfect. ;)