video game battles

[rockerdude]

what 2 video games would u pit against each other? mine are Soul Calibur 2 vs Tekken 4.

note: they should probably be fighting games. or at least games of the same genre.

[Lizzyborden02]

Dead or Alive vs. Marvel

[bekahbeans]

Link vs. Metroid

Oh hell why even bother. Link so would win.

[Lizzyborden02]

Damn Straight.

[db44]

Lesiure Suit Larry v. Strip Poker?

[bekahbeans]

Is Strip Poker even a video game?

[db44]

It is in Germany... Or on the Aqua Teens site: Carl's Strip Poker.

[bekahbeans]

haha, Carl...

[Lizzyborden02]

lol, I have to go to that site now.

Aqua Teens vs. The simpsons

[bekahbeans]

I tried Carl's Strip Poker.

But no one stripped. It's dumb.

But the "Stay Alive!" one rocks!!!

[bekahbeans]

Ok never mind. I just figured out how to get stripped during Strip Poker.

How incredibly disturbing.

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

Pong vs. Breakout

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

yep, w/ that Hylian mirror shield and light arrows, plus all those fairies in his pocket... even the Phazon cannon wouldn't stand a chance :o lol..

[bekahbeans]

Pah, even if Link didn't have all that he'd still kick ass.

He's perfect.

[misty twilight]

I have to disagree. Samus would kick Link's butt any day. Even without her ice beam :p

[bekahbeans]

Pah, you are so wrong it's not even funny. And I bet you only think that cuz Samus is a girl. How sexist.

Let me tell you something about my man, Link:

HE ROCKS.

I see no further evidence needed. I'm sure you agree with me now and have realized the error of your ways. Link would beat any other video game character. Any time. Any where.

[misty twilight]

I still disagree. And, maybe I am a little sexist in my belief that Samus could kick some serious Link butt, but then again, the facts are all laid out in front of you.

Samus = Kick ass girl who can battle off Space Pirates without any suit and just an emergency pistol. Travels through the universe to ward off evil metroids.

Link = little boy who likes to play with swords and is living out the dream of someday winning over a woman.

Pshaw! I don't see how you can even think Link could defeat my girl Samus. Not happening!

[Lizzyborden02]

I asked Link last night and he told me he took care of that b*tch a week ago.

[misty twilight]

Poor Link. Still living in a fantasy world :greyno:

[bekahbeans]

I still disagree. And, maybe I am a little sexist in my belief that Samus could kick some serious Link butt, but then again, the facts are all laid out in front of you.

Samus = Kick ass girl who can battle off Space Pirates without any suit and just an emergency pistol. Travels through the universe to ward off evil metroids.

Link = little boy who likes to play with swords and is living out the dream of someday winning over a woman.

Pshaw! I don't see how you can even think Link could defeat my girl Samus. Not happening!


*sigh* where to even begin!?!?

Samus = wimpy little twit who couldn't do anything if it weren't for that fugly suit.

Link = Kick ass man (he's only a boy in some of the games, get with the program) who's sword would slice lil' Samus in two before she could roll up like a stupid bug.


Samus has to run around and look like a boy because no guys want her. Link, on the other hand, has many many suitors. But he only wants me.

[Lizzyborden02]

Wrong.

We made sweet love last night and he said he wants you to stop stalking him.

Freak.

[db44]

Does Keith know?

[bekahbeans]

You made sweet love with a video game character? You're such a freak.


I bet he doesn't know. She keeps a lot of stuff from him...

movies, for example :p

[TrueB&B_BritFan]

nuh-uh Lizzy, that was Link's e-vil twin brother "Dark Link" :eek:..
he goes around and PRETENDS that he's the REAL Link to get women to sleep with him :o..

at least Bekah knew he was an imposter :greyno: :p

[bekahbeans]

Of course I knew. I'm no fool.

I was with the real Link while Liz was doing the fake one.

[Lizzyborden02]

Actually it was Dark Link AND the real one. I like a little variety in bed.

And the one Bekah thought she was with was really a hologram, smoking a candy cigar and watering potted plants.

I'm sure you're thinking, how can she be that stupid?!? Trust me, it's possible.

[bekahbeans]

lol, you jerk.

Everything you say is a lie.

[bekahbeans]

and just out of curiosity...

which one was better?

[Lizzyborden02]

The dark and evil one of course. ;)

[bekahbeans]

I knew you'd say that! hehe

Your avatar rocks. I want a Kill Bill one...