Help Ive been Hijacked

[The Hat]

Here is a picture of me.Pay no attention to the 2 characters in the picture. This is serious stuff.I was left in Philly Friday night with the guy wearing me.Then I was seen INSIDE The Wach on the head of a BIG NYC COP ! Said COP was seen holding hands with a gay NYC FIREMAN while wearing me ! Help me get back to the bottom of my closet ! Im home sick :cry:

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/4276405/68510001.jpg

[BruceNut]

That looks like Bocci trying to slip Scoot the wet one ! :D

[firerich7]

Heh Heh Heh.

He's off with Jimmy and Freddie the magic flute.

I hope witchie poo doesn't get him.....

[Marsha]

Scoot?

[MEW]

Hey, Hat - I saw you at Philly. It looked like you were having a blast from your second row side seats. I hope you make your way home soon.

[BruceNut]

I just got a long distance call from a man with a middle eastern accent. He said he had demands that needed to be met or else the hat would be de hatted (killed)
Before I could ask what his demands were, the phone went dead.

[firerich7]

His cousin is all ascott of his mind...

http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Hats/images/green_felt_top_hat_gold_trim1.JPG

[firerich7]

Here's a picture of the young hat,a commanding presence indeed.
http://www.starcostumes.com/prodimages/J18100.jpg

[firerich7]

He's his distraught cousin from Texas...

http://partysuppliesshop.makesparties.com/images/ProductImages/S4628.jpg

[firerich7]

A distant cousin from South central & 125th Street...

http://www.funnfrolic.co.uk/catalog/images/pam/1140616.jpg

[firerich7]

His not talked about Brother Liberace from New Orleans...

http://www.mardigrascostumes.com/seqhat.jpg


More details as they become available...

[firerich7]

A foot search by family members is underway....

http://www.heelsforyou.com/SALE/8778-MON1.jpg

[firerich7]

Authorites are hoping to bag the suspect(s).

http://www.fusionjewels.com/SMP-12.jpg

[dhenise]

Dude ........... all these pictures ............ you're starting to scare me.

[firerich7]

Google rules....

[BruceNut]

The Hats brothers and sisters must be very distraught..

FREE THE HAT NOW!

[firerich7]

Mickey is a suspect in the abduction.....

[BruceNut]

Mickey is a suspect in the abduction.....

not this time sweety pie!

[BruceNut]

BRING THE HAT HOME TO ME PLEASE!

This was just emailed to me by someone in homeland security.
Dear Wheels,
We here at Homeland Security just intercepted this at our central office.We are doing everything in our power to bring THE HAT home to you safely and in one piece. Sadly for you though is we can`t promise you much. Reliable sources have also reported to us that you attended a Pro Kerry Concert Friday night. The hard working men and women at Homeland Security are not very happy with you but are still trying to save The Hat. Judging by the picture we can assume The Hat is being fed but sadly is sight deprived :(

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/4276405/68653375.jpg

We will be in touch soon,
Tom Ridge

[mississippi 2]

not much to do today, hmm??????

[firerich7]

I wish the tool had that duct tape ova his mouth....

[BruceNut]

not much to do today, hmm??????


Susan is dat really you?

[BruceNut]

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/4276405/68693780.jpg


Friday night was a pink pit piggy convention too ! :kiss:

[BruceNut]

Its still being held against his will :(

Whoever has The Hat please please please let him go free ! :]

[MEW]

Just remember - you should never ever cave in to the demands of terrorists, or else they will never stop with their demands.

Hang tough, Hat. We are praying for your safe return.

[BruceNut]

The following is todays email from Mr Ridge:

Dear Wheels,
Early this morning we here at Homeland Security recieved 2 pictures of the captured Hat. We are very certain now that the kidnappered are not of middle eastern decent.We also feel confident that the terrorists we are dealing with are white anglos born and bred here in the USA. In other words they are home grown terrorists. We are still working hard on trying to free the hostage Hat. Judging by the date we feel safe that The Hat is still alive.
keep the faith,
Tom Ridge


http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/5375163/68746842.jpg


http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/5375163/68746848.jpg

[MEW]

Phew, at least Barney isn't involved. I bet it's those Ninja Turtles.

[firerich7]

http://www.mungomail.freeserve.co.uk/LINKS/bert.jpg

A person of interest.

[firerich7]

http://www.corporatemofo.com/Pix/binny2.jpg

[BruceNut]

http://i5.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/8b/3e/04_1_b.JPG

[firerich7]

http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/48/images/scorsese.TaxiDriver.jpg

Everything looks normal to me,anyone see Jodie Foster around here?

[BruceNut]

this narrows the kidnappers down to 2 people! Im 95% certain I know who might be holding The Hat. I almost had them yesterday but they cut the call short and showed up as "out of area" on my caller id box :(

Its now been reported by many people that a very drunk NYC cop had proudly wore The Hat inside The Wach at the show ! This was the last time The Hat was seen happy.

[MEW]

Let's just hope that The Hat is released in time for the show at CAA.

[BruceNut]

Let's just hope that The Hat is released in time for the show at CAA.

yes lets hope ! :cry:

[scootbigman]

Not sure if you can be considered hijacked there Mr.Hat, since you are still part of an ongoing theft investigation

[MEW]

Not sure if you can be considered hijacked there Mr.Hat, since you are still part of an ongoing theft investigation

He has ya there Mr. Hat. :hat:

[firerich7]

http://www.greasylake.org/albums/album11/106_0634_IMG.sized.jpg

Hmmmmmmmm?

[BruceNut]

http://www.greasylake.org/albums/album11/106_0634_IMG.sized.jpg

Hmmmmmmmm?

ok so hoser had it on outside !
copper had it on inside.

[firerich7]

My personal mantra is,"When in doubt,blame the French."

[firerich7]

Has it been found yet?

[BruceNut]

This has gotten way out of control ! Now The Hat is being paraded around on a leash :cry:

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/5375163/69474811.jpg

[firerich7]

This has gotten way out of control ! Now The Hat is being paraded around on a leash :cry:

http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL459/2192050/5375163/69474811.jpg
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2004/05/07/6.jpg

[BruceNut]

I thought The Hat would have been released to attend last night festivities but alas hes still being held captive :cry:

[BruceNut]

I havent heard from The Hat in ages.Im very concerned for him :(

If anyone has seen or heard from him, would you please contact me?

[The Hat]

Well Wheels dont be frightened! I escaped ! And I am on the lamb. Im writing this from a internet cafe from Berlin where I expect to see Bruce soon :D If I am permitted to re-enter the country where I was born,I should see you soon then. If not, then I will take a slow freighter back to the good old US of A and hopefully see you in the Fall for more U2 shows and Bruce shows :cry:

Long Live The Hat :p

[firerich7]

Fook da hat!!!!!

[BruceNut]

Im just glad The Hat is alive!

Maybe it can meet us in Bridgeport. :)

[firerich7]

Im just glad The Hat is alive!

Maybe it can meet us in Bridgeport. :)How do you know the hat is alive? Hatnapper!!!!!

[BruceNut]

these 2 cute kids told me Sunday !