LOL - If Aaron Carter were a Halloween candy, which would he be?

[misha]

From the Oct 31 NY Daily News

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/247499p-211973c.html

Our favorite celebrity sweets

BY REBECCA LOUIE AND ISAAC GUZMAN

Every trick-or-treater knows that all Halloween sweets are not created equal. We go back to the houses that hand out Hershey's and don't bother returning to those that give away granola bars.

Same goes for celebrities. We love binging on sugarcoated stars, but need to purge the A-listers who leave a bad taste in our mouths.

So, we wondered, what if the famed and fabulous were being passed out as treats tonight? Which marquee names would be devoured? And which would get tossed like a month-old pumpkin?

We don't know who's going to end up in your goodie bag this year. But our Halloween snackdown predicts who'll be a tasty treat - and who'll just rot your teeth.

Mr. Goodbars: A man-tastic mouthful

1. Jude Law

2. Denzel Washington

3. Jake Gyllenhaal

4. Brad Pitt

5. Usher

6. Orlando Bloom


Dove Bars: Chicks we'd like to nest with

1. Halle Berry

2. Nicole Kidman

3. Beyoncé Knowles

4. Scarlett Johansson

5. Gwen Stefani

6. Charlize Theron


Jack-O-Lanterns: Kinda scary-looking, but still hot

1. Uma Thurman

2. Adrien Brody

3. Renee Zellweger

4. Drea de Matteo

5. Jack White

6. Chloe Sevigny


Razor-Blade Apples: Juicy looks, bloody behavior

1. Courtney Love

2. Eminem

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Russell Crowe

5. Mike Tyson

6. Tommy Lee


Candy Corn: Lightweight, schmaltzy and cute

1. Clay Aiken

2. Hilary Duff

3. Kristin Davis

4. Katie Holmes

5. Seth Green

6. Sarah Michelle Gellar

Raisin Boxes: A little wrinkled, but still tasty

1. Sean Penn

2. Kim Cattrall

3. Robert Redford

4. Richard Gere

5. Pam Grier

6. Susan Sarandon


Sugar Babies: Barely legal, but we love 'em

1. Mischa Barton

2. The Olsen Twins

3. Lindsay Lohan

4. Aaron Carter

5. Romeo

6. Avril Lavigne


Nerds: Brainy babes with tart tongues

1. Jon Stewart

2. Tina Fey

3. Mos Def

4. Margaret Cho

5. Will Ferrell

6. John Mayer


Dum-Dums: All sugar, no substance

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Ashton Kutcher

3. Kelly Ripa

4. Kirsten Dunst

5. Ashlee Simpson

6. Keanu Reeves


Mounds: Bodies that bulge in all the right places

1. LL Cool J

2. Jennifer Lopez

3. Serena Williams

4. 50 Cent

5. Pamela Anderson

6. Nick Lachey


Chunkys: Full-figured, but fabulous

1. Jack Black

2. Queen Latifah

3. Kelly Osbourne

4. Ruben Studdard

5. James Gandolfini

6. Missy Elliott


Pixie Stix: Too skinny to be sexy

1. Marc Anthony

2. Calista Flockhart

3. Lara Flynn Boyle

4. Dave Chappelle

5. Christian Bale

6. Cameron Diaz


Nutrageous: A little salty, totally nuts

1. Flavor Flav & Brigitte Nielsen

2. Liza Minnelli

3. Naomi Campbell

4. Britney Spears

5. R. Kelly

6. Winona Ryder


Licorice Whips: Sleazy, but oddly irresistible

1. Paris Hilton

2. Kid Rock

3. Lil' Kim

4. Christina Aguilera

5. Snoop Dogg

6. Colin Farrell


Swedish Fish: Imports we idolize

1. Zhang Ziyi (China)

2. Gael Garcia Bernal (Mexico)

3. Heidi Klum (Germany)

4. Gisele Bundchen (Brazil)

5. Penelope Cruz (Spain)

6. Chris Martin (England)


Craisins: Crazy, old and bitter

1. Michael Jackson

2. Elton John

3. Madonna

4. Diana Ross

5. Farrah Fawcett

6. Billy Bob Thornton


Godivas: Hardly worth the hype

1. Sarah Jessica Parker

2. Ben Affleck

3. Jennifer Aniston

4. Justin Timberlake

5. Gwyneth Paltrow

6. P. Diddy

Originally published on October 31, 2004

[Por]

Thanks for posting..
Sugar Babies....I'm sure I'd like to taste this LOL

[aaron_carter_fan]

he's a lil sugar baby, awwww how sweet lol

[sWeeTmEmOrIeS89]

omg he's actually on the list! yaaay haha. i never expected him to actually still be remembered! i mean, like the popstar 10 hot blonde ranking or something, AARON WASN'T ON IT. that was a major shock. also cuz he's been on popstar! mag for a looong time before that and then suddenly he was like OUT.

[ClaysSexyGoddess]

LOL I love it

[aaron_carter_fan]

omg he's actually on the list! yaaay haha. i never expected him to actually still be remembered! i mean, like the popstar 10 hot blonde ranking or something, AARON WASN'T ON IT. that was a major shock. also cuz he's been on popstar! mag for a looong time before that and then suddenly he was like OUT.

oh that's no fair that he wasn't in the popstar 10 hot blonds coz he should have been number 1 for sure go aaron! lol

[volleyballkid88]

yeah thats true... but the AARON won cuttest guy on the count down in popstar magazine! :)

[aaronsgrl87]

aw! our little sugar baby. lol

[ILuvAaron]

Yeah Aaron won the countdown in popstar magazine, but that was like last year!

[acfan4life]

i say everyone should write to that mag.lol

[BeMiCon88]

i love sugar babies lol.

[sWeeTmEmOrIeS89]

o yeh, i wonder what happened to the petition

[aaron_carter_fan]

o yeh, i wonder what happened to the petition

is that the petition about gettin aaron bak into magazines? coz i am the one that's doin that, i am workin on it, i know it has been awhile. sorry 4 it taking me so long, i will have it done soon hopfully. :)