An Ode to Blake

[bekahbeans]

This is an ode to Blake, the most badass Zelda player in the world.

He gave me lots of tips, and now is my one and only Zelda guru, who I must perform sacrifices weekly to.

He is so good, that he can beat Zelda 2 in 1 and 1\2 hours... using only one continue. Soon he'll be able to beat it without any continues.

Truly, we owe this man our allegiance.

[Lizzyborden02]

If you're talking about "The adventure of Link," the most horrible game known to man, I pity Blake. I wouldn't spend more then 5 minutes on that game.... No actually 5 minutes of my life is too much to spare, I'd rather use it for a frisbee, or target practice whenever I buy a gun.

This guy should not be applauded, he should be spit on for wasting his life in even attempting to beat it. For tainting his Nintendo with the pure abomination of plastic that it truly is.

I am the Zelda Guru. No one else can claim such a title except for me. I spit on Blake. Ptooey!

[bekahbeans]

You're just jealous.

[MrMojoRisin]

Are the Legend of Zelda games even that good?

[bekahbeans]

How dare you even ask such a question?!?!?

THEY ARE THE BEST GAMES IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! *flails arms*

[MrMojoRisin]

I always thought the Mary Kat and Ashley games were much better than The Legend of Zelda games.

[bekahbeans]

I am going to assume that is sarcasm and thus laugh at it joyously.

[MrMojoRisin]

You'd like to think that...

[bekahbeans]

you punk.

Get your nose out of those damn FF games and see the light.

Yeah that's right.

[Lizzyborden02]

I always thought the Mary Kat and Ashley games were much better than The Legend of Zelda games.

I heard they were coming out with a new Mary Kate and Ashley game next year. It's titled, "Ways to Kill Demon Spawn." There's an assortment of weapons, from long metal poles wrapped in barbed wire, to explosives and shotguns.
There are two main characters to choose from,
Liz: The Amazon Warrior, or Dave: The Heathen Weanie.

In each level you go to different parts of the world picking up various blood-stained weapons. In one of the Jungle levels you can aquire night vision goggles, which makes hunting them down a lot easier. They can run pretty fast on those skinny ass legs and the sounds they make when you break them in half or chop 'em off, is sublime.

It's coming out on Xbox and Ps2 to a gamestore near you!

[bekahbeans]

DAMMIT!!!!

Gamecube Liz, it's coming out on Gamecube!!

I'm gonna need that game so I can play with Liz the Amazon Warrior.

[MrMojoRisin]

Kickass...sounds like an awesome game

[Lizzyborden02]

DAMMIT!!!!

Gamecube Liz, it's coming out on Gamecube!!

I'm gonna need that game so I can play with Liz the Amazon Warrior.

Gamecube is inferior. Someday you will learn my child.

[bekahbeans]

You've been brainwashed.

[MrMojoRisin]

I think she knows what she's talking about..

[bekahbeans]

That's because you've been brainwashed too. You simpletons.

[MrMojoRisin]

Yeah i'm sure Nintendo has brainwashed you with mario and yoshi, and pokemon. Loser

[bekahbeans]

Zelda.

Fool.

[MrMojoRisin]

Is a wimp, always needs LInk to rescue her on his little pony with his silver arrows..blah blah blah blah blah, boring.... :zzz:

[bekahbeans]

Psh, how would you know?

And it's not a pony, it's a HORSE dammit. Get it right.

[MrMojoRisin]

It's probably a pony, for the little girly man, Link.

[bekahbeans]

You're a girly man, Mr. 5'4"

Back up off Link. He's my husband.

[MrMojoRisin]

Oh so you're only like 32 megapixels.....like very flat

[Lizzyborden02]

It's probably a pony, for the little girly man, Link.

He is questionable. I mean he's always wearing those slim fitting tights, and his hair is always perfectly tucked in his hat. You'd think with fighting evil and swinging his sword all day that his hair would be a tad bit disheveled and his appearance more rugged.

And have you ever seen him get down with Zelda? Hell no, he can't wait till her dumb ass gets captured again so that he can go romp around with his butt buddies back at the inn.

[bekahbeans]

You shutup! JUST SHUTUP!!!!

*runs away crying*

And for the record, he doesn't want no princess cuz he's got me. No one really satisfies after tasting the Bekah.

[Lizzyborden02]

lol, please I'm always first on his list bitch. You just get sloppy seconds.

[bekahbeans]

That's just what he tells your lardy ass.

[Lizzyborden02]

Minus the lardy ass, thank you.

[MrMojoRisin]

You shutup! JUST SHUTUP!!!!

*runs away crying*

And for the record, he doesn't want no princess cuz he's got me. No one really satisfies after tasting the Bekah.

If you were so good, he wouldn't need seconds.....

[bekahbeans]

He doesn't. Those are all lies.

[MrMojoRisin]

Sure now you make up excuses

[bekahbeans]

Not excuses, explanations. Get it right.

[MrMojoRisin]

False explanations..