Ot what would your silly name be

[goo&xtinafan]

You gotta do this....it is funny. This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.



And remember that children laugh an average of
146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day

My new name is Booby Bubblechunks




mine would be lumpy apple lips

[*Candy*]

Crusty Liver Honker.
LOL, thanks for posting that! :)

[goo&xtinafan]

welcome

[BSB_GGD_TC]

loopy giggletushie :)

[*Candy*]

Haha, that's great! Giggletushie! I'm gonna call you that now!

[BSB_GGD_TC]

:P just cause you WANT my tushie ;)

[*Candy*]

Oh yeah Tara, and you know it *spanks self* LMAO I should be a comedian,lol

[BSB_GGD_TC]

lol me too. we could become some kind of duo.

[*Candy*]

Oh yeah! We'd be like that new fat and short and skinny and tall duo that was really famous! You know who I'm talking about?! Those really funny guys! In Germany they called them und Doff. Fat and Stupid. Hehe.

[*Candy*]

"One day our landlord came over, and I was just sorta walking around in my girlfriend's dress... and I was just like, "oh yeah, hey dude"

Yeah... those were good days when I could fit in my girlfriend's clothes. She was a big girl."
John said that on behind the music......WHY was he wearing a dress?! LMAO.....For some reason, it's realllllyyyy easy to picture him in a dress........

[BSB_GGD_TC]

lol cant say I know who you are referring too! :scratch:

[*Candy*]

LOL.
He should wear a dress and sing "Girls just wanna have fun"! lol

[BSB_GGD_TC]

lol sounds like an amazing individual!

I cant believe I am drunk right now and jamming out to chapter one the hits HAHAHAHAH, we are having a party and I am subject people to this, I rule.

[*Candy*]

Erm...yeah Tara....that sentence really made sense...sure....

[drunkn]

Rhino Brain

[BSB_GGD_TC]

Im gonna go give my kitty a bath

[*Candy*]

Who's this kitty? How come he/she has never been brought up before?!

[drunkn]

Who's this kitty? How come he/she has never been brought up before?!
its her new kkitty its adorabable... i want to play with her kitty some day.... (no perv) :laugh:

[*Candy*]

lol. I was like erm....
Aww, Tara, post some pics!

[your_mom]

he is sooooooo cute, unfortunately I got him for my mom for christmas and I no longer have him, but dana is right, he is adorable! I have a pic of him, I may have to come back and post a pic of him :)

[*Candy*]

Yes, you do! Tara, I command you, get your ass back here right now and post pics! And if you still don'tk now how, my addy is KaoticKandy*nospamplease*@yahoo.com Just take out the "*nospamplease*" lol

[your_mom]

ok, Im uploading a pic now and I will post it :D

[*Candy*]

Aw, yay. It was cute!

[your_mom]

I know.. I thought it was a boy kitty for a few weeks and named him Ralphie cause the people at the pet shop said it was a boy... but found out its a girl lol.. those people cant tell the difference between male and female?!

[*Candy*]

LOL. You should have kept that name! It's cute!
Dude,some of those people at pet stores don't know crap, it's sad.

[your_mom]

yeah, she surely didnt know anything... oh well. yeah, I wanted to keep it that but I guess my mom changed its name to Jacey cause my dad called it J. C. all the time :P

[*Candy*]

Why J.C?

[your_mom]

The lords name in vein :p

[*Candy*]

LOL. Seriously?! Your dad named your car Jesus Christ?! LOL! Or Jim Caveezel (sp??) could always be a good excuse

[your_mom]

lol not my car, my moms cat. and yes, thats what they named it Jacey. I think its stupid and I am still calling it Ralphie

[*Candy*]

I ment cat,lol. T and R are right next to each other, easy typo! :p lol
Ok, but did they *really* name it Jacey because of J.C??

[your_mom]

lol yeah. they are sick s what can I say

[*Candy*]

LOL. Hehe. Interesting.

[your_mom]

yeah... I told my mom she was morbid and she was like "no, its Jacey. its a cute name" lol my mom needs professional help I think.

[*Candy*]

LMAO! She's funny.

[your_mom]

and she doesnt even mean to be... thats the funniest part about it.

[*Candy*]

LOL! I love it when people are like that, its so amusing.

[your_mom]

yeah, Roberta (my mom) is sick now I think she has the flu. she called me at work today and she sounded like she was on her death bed. then she started to yell at the cat then I knew she was ok ;)

[Dana Butler]

howdy....

[your_mom]

hi. Im exausted.

[Dana Butler]

Im sorry

[your_mom]

why, you werent the one that played me out.

[Dana Butler]

lmfao... alright. i just say it cause i can i guess. It seemed like the thing to say at the moment.

[your_mom]

well thats a good enough explanation for me I guess

[Dana Butler]

whatcha up too?

[your_mom]

watching my roomate pee and talk on the phone.

[Dana Butler]

wtf?????

[your_mom]

hahahah she was drunk what can I say, she is a strange child.

[Dana Butler]

but wwwhhhyyy were YOU watching her piss?

[your_mom]

because she was pissing in my bathroom which I can see in the reflection on my mirror closet doors.

[Dana Butler]

interesting excuse

[your_mom]

lol excuse? it was no excuse, its the truth :)