What's up with this...?

[MrMojoRisin]

Ok first we have The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, which includes a stupid little musical instrument. Next we have The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, again another stupid little thing, a mask, and little pony too for fairy link. Now there's The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. I wonder what this is about, maybe a little cap, ooooo so much fun. Do you see a trend with the Legend of Zelda games, if you don't i'll tell you. Ultimantly Nintendo is trying to turn Link into a little fairy by making him find all these stupid little things, and use them. I hear the next one is going to be called The Legend of Zelda: The Frilly Pink Dress. Soon Link will have a whole new wardrobe and the last Legend of Zelda will come out, Zelda will have to rescue the gay cross dressing Link. It will be called The Legend of Zelda: Link The Cross Dressing Queen. :biggrin:

[Lizzyborden02]

Loser.

That games been out for a while. You're way behind the times.

I scoff at you.

And how dare you make fun of that game. The cap is special because it looks like a little green duck and it talks to you and then you make sweet passionate love to it. Show some respect.

[MrMojoRisin]

Sex with a hat, is sex with clothes the latest fad in porn?

[Lizzyborden02]

You would know perv.

[MrMojoRisin]

No I don't, I figured you did, you're into that type of stuff right...

[Lizzyborden02]

How would you know? I heard from your gay lover that you're specifically into the real kinky stuff. Ya know whips and studded strap ons. Sick.

[MrMojoRisin]

You sent me an ad for your video of course, Sex with Animals and Clothes Vol. 22. How could you forget? Who's my gay lover?

[Lizzyborden02]

Ohhhh right. I sent you a copy when you begged me for sex tips since your lover wasn't very satisfied. I hoped it help and he hasn't left your sorry ass for someone a little more endowed.

[MrMojoRisin]

I think I remember you sent it to me cause it wasn't selling very good at the ugly fat porn star convention. So you just started passing them out to everyone. I think i'm veru well endowed, I can't help it your jealous.

[Lizzyborden02]

No, nipple twister. That was your homemade video that I tried passing off as porn, but instead it got a really bad reaction. Everyone started blowing chunks in their champagne and the strong supple actors all lost their collective boners. It was a tremendous tragedy.

[MrMojoRisin]

Strong supple actors, you mean the three guys you paid to be there, who happened to be midgets?

I heard my video did really well and is now the number one porn video in the world. I think you might have gotten it mixed up with your own.

[Lizzyborden02]

The only "midget" present, was your sad excuse of manhood that you unfortunately had to put on camera. And your film is not number one. When you come out of your sad state of little penis repression, you'll realize that everyone burned the copies quickly so as to spare viewers everywhere the torment of watching it.

[MrMojoRisin]

Hey I can't help it you wanted to perform with my manhood on video. I think the videos that everyone burned was your sad excuse of a parady of my video. You were horrible as me, and your manhood doesn't even compare.

[bekahbeans]

Ok first we have The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, which includes a stupid little musical instrument. Next we have The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, again another stupid little thing, a mask, and little pony too for fairy link. Now there's The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap. I wonder what this is about, maybe a little cap, ooooo so much fun. Do you see a trend with the Legend of Zelda games, if you don't i'll tell you. Ultimantly Nintendo is trying to turn Link into a little fairy by making him find all these stupid little things, and use them. I hear the next one is going to be called The Legend of Zelda: The Frilly Pink Dress. Soon Link will have a whole new wardrobe and the last Legend of Zelda will come out, Zelda will have to rescue the gay cross dressing Link. It will be called The Legend of Zelda: Link The Cross Dressing Queen. :biggrin:


You ass. It's obvious you've never played them, and you're deprived and jealous of Link's master sword.

And Liz, stop going to those porno conventions. You know you've already been banned in 35 states for that last display. Sicko.

[MrMojoRisin]

Is that master sword or master bater?

[bekahbeans]

Stop talking about yourself and trying to pin it on Link. Freak.

[MrMojoRisin]

I'm just going by what this crappy Nintendo Power says that I found in the trash, and I used as toliet paper.

[bekahbeans]

You jerk. I like that magazine.

But it figures you'd have to squat on the pot. I hope you got a papercut on your ass.

[MrMojoRisin]

I made sure Link's face was right in the front of the wadded up paper so his face would be right up there.

[bekahbeans]

I bet you liked that didn't you? Closest you can get a guy up there without paying him.

[coolerthanyou]

The dumbest thing about this thread is how you completely ignored all the Zelda games before Ocarina of time, the titles of which had nothing to do with "stupid little things."

Sheesh.

[MrMojoRisin]

You should talk... :)

[bekahbeans]

Yeah I noticed that too. What a complete moron.

[bekahbeans]

You should talk... :)

Was that to me?

I never pay

[MrMojoRisin]

Big deal, i'm talking about when Nintendo decided to turn him gay...

[Lizzyborden02]

Just so you guys all know, I have toiled and fought to the bitter end, I have swam lakes, climbed mountains, defeated monsters 5 times my size, flew to the clouds, and nearly drowned in swamps till finally I have achieved what none other could do. I have saved princess Zelda and all those who reside in the land. I am a hero and have destroyed the evil Vaati, and restored peace and light to the world once more.

Dun dun, dun dun dun duuuuuuun! Dun dun dun duuuuun, dun dun dun dun dun duuuun!

[bekahbeans]

Damn you beat it already!?!? I'm jealous

Jonathan hasn't even bought it yet though. wahahahaha

[MrMojoRisin]

Jealous cause you didn't beat a game first...... :rolleye2:

[Lizzyborden02]

Damn you beat it already!?!? I'm jealous

Jonathan hasn't even bought it yet though. wahahahaha


Haha, I'm so much better then him. You have to make sure and personally tell him that I am superior and he should just stop now in his sorry gaming ways.

Hey do any of you remember that one tv show where they would play video games or arcade games and whoever was the fastest, or got more points would win a bunch of prizes? There was other competitions but I can't remember them, but the whole show centered around video games. I have no idea how young I was when it was on but I always thought I'd beat those nerdy boys with my bad ass skills.

Yeah that's right.

[MrMojoRisin]

I remember that game, they used to play Battle Toads and stuff a lot then, whoever got to go to the final round had to play like this big virtual reality game, crazy.

[bekahbeans]

Shutup Ross, I'm not jealous cuz I can't beat it first. I'm jealous cuz I didn't.

And Liz, I will relay that message to Jonathan personally. :D


But I never saw that show. Jerks.

[MrMojoRisin]

Hahahaha you're jealous...bwahahahahaha

[bekahbeans]

I hate you.

[MrMojoRisin]

Yeah, I know you do..hehehe