Kevtrane
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:36 PM
Just Kidding.
Got totally shut out this round of shows. I am now seriously considering taking a trip to Cleveland (not that that's a bad thing). I know that Bruce'll be back in the fall but since Storytellers gave me a taste of how he is reworking some of the material I am dying to get into at least one of these shows.
Here is what I can offer - it ain't much.
CD and DVD Bootlegs. I am horrible at tracking my trades and I routinely make offers only to have to be bugged and reminded over and over to send out my shows. I promise though to keep careful track of any show you would like and mail it immediately without having to be reminded. I have a very extensice list although it's not documented in any form so we will have to play and endless round of go fish for bootlegs before we find out if I have what you are looking for. I will however track down any show you need that trades regularly and make sure you get a pristine copy for your collection.
Since I don't drink I am the perfect concert mate/designated driver. Just think you can get piss drunk, fall down and puke (as long as we take your car). And not have to worry about getting home, I am really responsible (not like my burning behavior) when I am entrusted with caring for inebriated human beings. Hell I’ll even buy you all the beer wine or sangria you can drink.
I have a pick-up truck so if you need any furniture moved or general junk hauled I’ll be happy to oblige (before you get too drunk though).
I am also pretty good at computery things, so if you need assistance I can make myself available as your own personal help desk (for a predetermined time period of course and only if you are not still drunk).
I’m Special - Maybe not in the 'Mickey' I get into all the greatest shows and MHA Financial writes long flowing lyrical poetry about me kind of way. But in the more germane I am really good people kind of way. I am an adoring father to a wonderful little girl and an extremely reluctant husband to one very beautiful lady. Plus I have a dog, who is also female and beautiful too. I vote, pay my taxes, contribute to charity and keep my lawn at the perfect "I'm a mindless overpriced neighborhood peer pressure conforming lemming" length even though I hate the heck out of cutting the grass ever since I was young.
I am extremely intolerant of republicans and people who slant to the right (unless of course you have an extra ticket in which case I will indulge all of your mis-informed, narrow minded & poorly thought out opinions and ideas with feigned enthusiasm). If you’re a left leaner I will bring volumes of books by the likes of Al Franken, James Carville and Paul Krugman and read their poetic insightful intelligent opinions during the entire drive to and from the show (unless of course your drunk and I have to drive in which case I can just spout off some of their major ideas from memory for your enjoyment). I will also toss in several bootleg copies of Fahrenheit 911 for you to spread the Gospel to your friends as well.
Plus I'll through in Ticketmaster Fee and Face Value :D
Got totally shut out this round of shows. I am now seriously considering taking a trip to Cleveland (not that that's a bad thing). I know that Bruce'll be back in the fall but since Storytellers gave me a taste of how he is reworking some of the material I am dying to get into at least one of these shows.
Here is what I can offer - it ain't much.
CD and DVD Bootlegs. I am horrible at tracking my trades and I routinely make offers only to have to be bugged and reminded over and over to send out my shows. I promise though to keep careful track of any show you would like and mail it immediately without having to be reminded. I have a very extensice list although it's not documented in any form so we will have to play and endless round of go fish for bootlegs before we find out if I have what you are looking for. I will however track down any show you need that trades regularly and make sure you get a pristine copy for your collection.
Since I don't drink I am the perfect concert mate/designated driver. Just think you can get piss drunk, fall down and puke (as long as we take your car). And not have to worry about getting home, I am really responsible (not like my burning behavior) when I am entrusted with caring for inebriated human beings. Hell I’ll even buy you all the beer wine or sangria you can drink.
I have a pick-up truck so if you need any furniture moved or general junk hauled I’ll be happy to oblige (before you get too drunk though).
I am also pretty good at computery things, so if you need assistance I can make myself available as your own personal help desk (for a predetermined time period of course and only if you are not still drunk).
I’m Special - Maybe not in the 'Mickey' I get into all the greatest shows and MHA Financial writes long flowing lyrical poetry about me kind of way. But in the more germane I am really good people kind of way. I am an adoring father to a wonderful little girl and an extremely reluctant husband to one very beautiful lady. Plus I have a dog, who is also female and beautiful too. I vote, pay my taxes, contribute to charity and keep my lawn at the perfect "I'm a mindless overpriced neighborhood peer pressure conforming lemming" length even though I hate the heck out of cutting the grass ever since I was young.
I am extremely intolerant of republicans and people who slant to the right (unless of course you have an extra ticket in which case I will indulge all of your mis-informed, narrow minded & poorly thought out opinions and ideas with feigned enthusiasm). If you’re a left leaner I will bring volumes of books by the likes of Al Franken, James Carville and Paul Krugman and read their poetic insightful intelligent opinions during the entire drive to and from the show (unless of course your drunk and I have to drive in which case I can just spout off some of their major ideas from memory for your enjoyment). I will also toss in several bootleg copies of Fahrenheit 911 for you to spread the Gospel to your friends as well.
Plus I'll through in Ticketmaster Fee and Face Value :D