OT: The Wedding Crashers

[mrsngc]

"MOM!!!!!!! WE NEED THE MEATLOAF NOW!!!!"

The. Best. Line.

I think that one and "Oh yeah, well Miss Proper in the hat over there just eye-effed me" were my favorites! and the scene with the son and Vince Vaughan was great too!

[patellison20]

lol eye effed me definetely is the best line of the film.

[songwriterchk20]

That movie is so freaking hilarious. I KNEW Will Ferrell would wind up in that movie. It was going to be either him or Ben Stiller because they are always in each other's movies. The part with the son and Vince Vaughn was funny as well as the part where the crazy girl was getting him off under the table while everyone was at dinner. And the GRANDMA! LOL. She's the little rapping granny from "The Wedding Singer". That lady is a trip and a half.

[mrsngc]

That movie is so freaking hilarious. I KNEW Will Ferrell would wind up in that movie. It was going to be either him or Ben Stiller because they are always in each other's movies. The part with the son and Vince Vaughn was funny as well as the part where the crazy girl was getting him off under the table while everyone was at dinner. And the GRANDMA! LOL. She's the little rapping granny from "The Wedding Singer". That lady is a trip and a half.

oh yeah the crazy girl was great! and i liked Jane Seymour's character too.....

[DelphiGirl]

LMFAO, I LOVED that movie!

"That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me." haha

[bsbajfanmom]

ROTFL

I loved it! I think Vince Vaughn is adorable :)

Grandma... oh god... sitting there looking so proper, swearing up a storm! :roll:

[mrsngc]

"who gave grandma a gun??"

[lost_n_justin's_smile]

"That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me."

Best line in the whole movie:laugh:.

I want to see it again

[songwriterchk20]

oh yeah the crazy girl was great! and i liked Jane Seymour's character too.....

"Call me Cat. Call me Kitty-Cat."

LMAO. I was like, "WHOA! This is Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman here!"

[PinchNicksBooty]

it was an awesome movie! I don't think I've ever heard the entire theatre echoing in laughter almost throughout the movie.

[mrsngc]

"Call me Cat. Call me Kitty-Cat."

LMAO. I was like, "WHOA! This is Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman here!"

i loved "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman". Sully was HOTTTTTTT :love:

[songwriterchk20]

i loved "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman". Sully was HOTTTTTTT :love:

Yeah. I used to watch it back in the day. Sully was hot..lol.

[mrsngc]

when i saw that movie, the part where they throw Owen Wilson out of the fancy club where he was trying to get the girl back, i was reminded of Ron White's Tater Salad story when he says "....6 bouncers hurled me out of the club like i was a frisbee...." and that just made me laugh harder!!!

[songwriterchk20]

when i saw that movie, the part where they throw Owen Wilson out of the fancy club where he was trying to get the girl back, i was reminded of Ron White's Tater Salad story when he says "....6 bouncers hurled me out of the club like i was a frisbee...." and that just made me laugh harder!!!

LOL...yeah. "They arrested me for being drunk in public but they were wrong. I wasn't drunk in public. I was drunk in a bar and they THREW me into the public." and "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White? Yep, you caught the Tater."

LMAO.

[mrsngc]

LOL...yeah. "They arrested me for being drunk in public but they were wrong. I wasn't drunk in public. I was drunk in a bar and they THREW me into the public." and "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White? Yep, you caught the Tater."

LMAO.

"Mr. White, you are charged with being drunk...in...pubLICK"
"hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I was drunk in a BAR. They THREW me into pubLICK. I don't wanna be drunk out here, i wanna be drunk in a bar. Arrest them"

i have his "Drunk in Public" CD....that story cracks me up every time :roll:

[AppleJack]

LMFAO, I LOVED that movie!

"That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me." haha
lol that has to be my fave quote. soo funny. that and "did you motorboat? *does the motorboat* you motorboating son of a b****"

[songwriterchk20]

"Mr. White, you are charged with being drunk...in...pubLICK"
"hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I was drunk in a BAR. They THREW me into pubLICK. I don't wanna be drunk out here, i wanna be drunk in a bar. Arrest them"

i have his "Drunk in Public" CD....that story cracks me up every time :roll:

He is soooo funny. I knew it went something along those lines of what I said. "PubLICK..." LOL.

I've seen both Blue Collar Comedy Tours God only knows how many times. Funniest thing ever.

[mrsngc]

lol that has to be my fave quote. soo funny. that and "did you motorboat? *does the motorboat* you motorboating son of a b****"

i missed that one....when did that one happen?

[mrsngc]

He is soooo funny. I knew it went something along those lines of what I said. "PubLICK..." LOL.

I've seen both Blue Collar Comedy Tours God only knows how many times. Funniest thing ever.

oh me too. And i watch "Blue Collar TV" religiously. I think my mom likes it too. She'll be like "are we gonna watch 'Blue Collar' tonight?" and i'm like "no mom, its not Thursday". My dad can't stand that show. He'll say things like "this is third-grade humor" and i'm just like :rolleyes:

[BeMiCon88]

I loved Todd he just freaked me out and he was just so wierd and creeppy but i also felt bad for him LMAO.

[mrsngc]

"let's have a maple syrup conglomerate"
"we don't know anything about maple syrup"
"i love maple syrup, i wanna take it and put it in my hair to make it stand up, what do you think about that, Slick??"

"red 7!! red 7!"
"dude, i don't know what that means"
"would you just go stand over there?"
"ok"

sorry, just saw a trailer for that movie.....

[DelphiGirl]

Haha... here's some more i remembered...

Chaz: "Goddamn you, I almost num-chucked you. You don't even realize."

Divorced wife: "Shut your mouth when you are talking to me!"

Senator: Jeremy, you sit this one out. Todd, why don't you come join in, you should do some more competetive sports.
Todd: Would that make you love me!?
Senator: [under his breath] Christ...

haha. that movie is seriously an instant classic. :D

[mrsngc]

Divorced wife: "Shut your mouth when you are talking to me!"


dude, maybe its just cause i'm a country music fan (although in that case i probably should've recognized the Divorced Husband way earlier than i did), but did you know that Dwight Yoakam played the Divorced Husband? i didn't know that was him until i saw him in the credits. It's cause he wasn't wearing his cowboy hat, that's why i didn't recognize him........seriously.......

[DelphiGirl]

I didn't notice til the end credits either, hehe. :p

[gretchi]

i saw this movie on the 19th and omg, i couldn't stop laughing!! if my parents want to see it, i'm going again!! if i'm free lol

[mrsngc]

i saw this movie on the 19th and omg, i couldn't stop laughing!! if my parents want to see it, i'm going again!! if i'm free lol

i keep trying to get people in my family to go see it so that i might get to see it again but no one will go :bluesad: they're all like "but you've already seen it". Oh well i'll catch it again when it comes out on DVD.

[gretchi]

i keep trying to get people in my family to go see it so that i might get to see it again but no one will go :bluesad: they're all like "but you've already seen it". Oh well i'll catch it again when it comes out on DVD.

that sucks! do you have any friends that wants to go?


my parents doesn't care if i've seen the movie already lol it has happened a few times.

[Emotionless]

That movie was freakin' genius. I looooved it.

[songwriterchk20]

oh me too. And i watch "Blue Collar TV" religiously. I think my mom likes it too. She'll be like "are we gonna watch 'Blue Collar' tonight?" and i'm like "no mom, its not Thursday". My dad can't stand that show. He'll say things like "this is third-grade humor" and i'm just like :rolleyes:

LOL...I happen to be a fan of third grade humor. It stems from growing up with the epitome of all of those guys' jokes. My family, I believe, is what inspired Jeff Foxworthy to write those redneck jokes...haha.

[Launch1328]

I think im gonna go see it this weekend I keep hearing awesome reviews WEEE :sunny: :music:

[Emotionless]

What'd he say to his friend when he was walking down the road? "Code 5. Don't go out in public with short ugly jackets?" or something to that effect? I can't remember ... my brains fried.

[journalistic]

I love how the crazy sister tells Vince she's really not a virgin. The way she said it was hilarious. Can't wait till it comes out on DVD to buy it!

[iStillKTBSPA]

Had to bring this thread back to life because I just saw it tonight and it was hysterical. I have never laughed so hard at a movie ever. Vince Vaughn is one of the funniest people alive and then when my man Will came out.. oh man..

"I had a little trouble sleeping last night."
"Oh, really? Soft bed?"
"Yeah, I don't know, maybe it was that, maybe it was the midnight rape."
:roll:

[mrsngc]

Had to bring this thread back to life because I just saw it tonight and it was hysterical. I have never laughed so hard at a movie ever. Vince Vaughn is one of the funniest people alive and then when my man Will came out.. oh man..

"I had a little trouble sleeping last night."
"Oh, really? Soft bed?"
"Yeah, I don't know, maybe it was that, maybe it was the midnight rape."
:roll:

yeah i might have to buy this movie when it comes out on DVD. Todd cracked me up! he was just so odd!! LMAO!! when he made Jeremy the naked portrait :roll: and then at the end when they were leaving and Jeremy's like "the naked portrait was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me"...priceless!!!

[iStillKTBSPA]

lmao, I'm definately buying it when it comes out on DVD. I can't wait!

[Launch1328]

I saw it tonight! OMFG I was crying cause I was laughing so hard! Vince Vaugh is FUNNY! I'm definetly going to buy this movie when it comes out on DVD

[iStillKTBSPA]

I love Vince Vaughn so much. He has that "dry" comedy approach.. I love it! He really stole the show.

[DelphiGirl]

Haha I wanna see it again and again and again lol

Jeremy (Vince): Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's an interesting combination.
Sack (according to imdb): I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a ing problem with that?
Jeremy (Vince): Not as much as I do with your attire, or just your general point of view toward everybody here. But hey, lets go kill some birds. I'm psyched.

Haha check out IMDB for some great quotes. :D
http://imdb.com/title/tt0396269/quotes

[bsbajfanmom]

ahhhh... the balloon bicycle!!!

that was hilarious

[Kidiot]

So for those who love the movie, I've got a little something for you guys, lmfao!

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/crashthistrailer/index.htm?id=130998

:laugh:

[mrsngc]

just thought i'd post some of the quotes here! i got them all from that site above!!

Jeremy: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

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John Beckwith: I'm not asking you to marry me. I'm asking you *not* to marry *him*!

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John Beckwith: I have a better idea. Throw an interception to Claire, get her feeling good about herself. You think you can do that?
Jeremy Klein: John, I was first team all state. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

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Jeremy Grey: Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!

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Hindu Woman: French foreign legion?
John Beckwith: Yeah, we lost a lot of good men out there!
Bridesmaid: Mount Everest?
Jeremy Grey: I don't want to talk about it because we lost a lot of good men out there.
Bridesmaid: Playing with the yankees?
John Beckwith: Yes, we lost a lot of good men to trades and unruly fans. Look I don't want to talk about it. I'm sorry.

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John Beckwith: Hey, listen. What angle are you going to play here?
Jeremy Grey: I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes near, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you?
John Beckwith: I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a chartered member of Oprah's book club.
Jeremy Grey: It's all deadly.

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John Beckwith: Sanjay Collins.
Jeremy Grey: Chuck Vindaloo. Excited to be here.
John Beckwith: Seamus O'Toole.
Jeremy Grey: Bobby Rashay.
John Beckwith: I'm going to get drunk.

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Bratty Kid: I want a bicycle.
Jeremy Grey: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?
Bratty Kid: I just want a bicycle!!
Jeremy Grey: Why... why are you yelling at me?
Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!
Jeremy Grey: All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.
Bratty Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
Jeremy Grey: A little later... Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you.

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Secretary Cleary: You know she is not just another notch on the old belt.
Jeremy Grey: I don't even wear a belt. Beltless.
Secretary Cleary: I am a very powerful man.
Jeremy Grey: Yes, you are.
Secretary Cleary: See you for dinner.

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Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food.
Todd Cleary: I don't each fish or meat.
Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.

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Claire Cleary: Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He goes to the Rhode Island School of Design.
John Beckwith: Wow, RISD, that's awesome Todd. Well done!
Todd Cleary: Yeah, Dad, Dad always thought I would be a political liability in case he ever ran for President.
Secretary Cleary: Now, now Todd. Actually polling shows that most people would ultimately be empathetic with our situation.
Todd Cleary: What is our situation, Dad?
Grandma Mary Cleary: You are a homo.

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Gloria Cleary: That was awesome.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah that was. We should get back. They will be looking for us.
Gloria Cleary: I always knew my first time would be on a beach.
Jeremy Grey: First time? You're a virgin?
Gloria Cleary: Hmm.
Jeremy Grey: Wow.
Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, we are going to be so happy together.
Jeremy Grey: I'm sorry?
Gloria Cleary: I love you.

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Jeremy Grey: I'm getting married.
John Beckwith: Get out!
[points at the door]
Jeremy Grey: John…
John Beckwith: Kindly leave!

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John Beckwith: I'd like to be cowboys from Texas or pimps from Oakland but it's not Hallowe'en. Stop messing around; Peter Pan, Count Chocula.

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Jeremy Klein: Please don't take a turn to negative town.

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Jeremy Grey: Go out there and grab some strange ass!

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Janice: I've got the perfect girl for you!
Jeremy Klein: [sigh] Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
Janice: Okay...
Jeremy Klein: OK, can you, can you put that so he can't see it? Thank you. Hey, Janice... great talk.

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Jeremy Klein: I feel so tiny in your arms.
Guest at wedding: How tall are you?
Jeremy Klein: Six foot five, but I feel like I'm four feet.

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Jeremy Klein: Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!

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Jeremy Klein: Phenomenal finger food!

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Jeremy Klein: These bacon-wrapped scallops - phenomenal!

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Jeremy Klein: You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!

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John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like *******
Jeremy Klein: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you.

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Jeremy Klein: [speaking to the priest] This girl's fit for a straight-jacket. I mean she's three ways f**ked to the weekend. But you know what, Father? I dig it!

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Jeremy Klein: She's not answering your calls, not replying to your letters. God only knows what happened to the kitten you got for her. 'Cause you know she's not raising it and I know you're not raising the goddamn thing.

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[after Sack outruns John and scores a touchdown]
Jeremy Klein: What happened?
John Beckwith: I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to keep up with a f**king race horse.

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[Jeremy's hands and feet are tied to the bed]
Secretary Cleary: Are you okay in here?
Jeremy Klein: I was just having a bad dream.

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Jeremy Klein: John! Red seven!
John Beckwith: I don't know what red seven means.
Jeremy Klein: Hot route!
John Beckwith: I don't... What is hot route?
John Beckwith: Will you just go stand on the other side please.

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John Beckwith: Mrs. Cleary...
Kathleen Cleary: Kitty Kat.
John Beckwith: Kitty Kat, I'm sorry, but are you out of your f**king mind?

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[about the hunting trip]
John Beckwith: I just wish it could be something cool like a hawk or an eagle. Something with some talons.
Jeremy Klein: That'd be awesome. Like big game, like a gorilla.
John Beckwith: A gorilla. Yeah.
Jeremy Klein: A f**king human being. That'll get you jacked up.
John Beckwith: That's a little heavy.

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Jeremy Klein: [smacks his butt] Watch me take this on down the road.

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Jeremy Klein: I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a b!tch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!

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Jeremy Klein: I'm gonna go see Dr. Finklestein and I'm gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues. We can forget about mom for a while.

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John Beckwith: We're getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.

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Jeremy Grey: Rule #1: Never Leave a Fellow Crasher behind.

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John Beckwith: You know how they say we only use 10 per cent of our brains? I think we only use 10 per cent of our hearts.

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John Beckwith: [walking into a wedding] I am going to get drunk.

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[last lines]
Claire Cleary: We're a folk singing group from Salt Lake City.

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Jeremy Grey: It feels so good when he jokes.

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Jeremy Grey: I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night

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John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me feel her hooters.
Jeremy Klein: So, you gonna complain everytime some hot older broad makes you feel her up? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Klein: Well why don't you try getting jacked off under the table? Then you'll have something to complain about. What they like? Were they nice? Are they real or fake? They built for comfort or for speed? What'd you do? You play the motorboat? You played the motorboat
[makes motorboat noise]
Jeremy Klein: You motorboatin' son of a b!tch.
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Klein: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: [starts walking away] Nothin'. I'm going for a walk.
Jeremy Klein: [sort of screaming to John] Well, have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up some blood.

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John Beckwith: He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal twice!
Jeremy Klein: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts!

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Chaz Reingold: Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.

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John Beckwith: [after Jeremy gets violently tackled to the ground] You were awesome... she's buying it, now quit messing around and get up.
Jeremy Klein: [after getting the wind knocked out of him, whispering] I'm not messing around, I cant breathe.
John Beckwith: Oh, come on, now you're just milking it.
Jeremy Klein: [looks up in disgust, still whispering] I hate you.

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[in a speech at a wedding, quoting what John Beckwith has just told her]
Claire Cleary: True Love is when one's spirit finds its counterpart living in another.

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Jeremy Klein: I'm not going to apologize for being a c.ocks man.
[gets glares from wedding guests]
John Beckwith: [to wedding guests] Tourette's.

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John Beckwith: You like to dance, f**k, keep it honest.

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John Beckwith: I crashed a funeral today.

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John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They're all very prim and proper.
Jeremy Klein: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-f**ked the out of me.

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John Beckwith: You look beat. Soft mattress?
Jeremy Klein: Soft mattress? Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night. One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

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Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Klein: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.