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Yvonne Elliman
Aug 16th, 2005, 04:36 PM
'Our beloved Pop-Star Menly C is currently in our only Hospital after suffering from several electric shocks due to one of the Microphone Stands Ms. Duff sold to Miss Menly', says the minister of foreign clungeaffairs from Lesbania.

Miss Duff is looking forward to spend four weeks in a prison in Lesbania.

Source: Reuters
Debra_Dreams
Aug 16th, 2005, 09:57 PM
i cant believe that
alexlovesaaron5
Aug 16th, 2005, 10:34 PM
i cant believe that

I luv your avy...that's darling.. :love:
Yvonne Elliman
Aug 17th, 2005, 03:45 PM
You better do so, Rumors have it that Hillary Duff toothbrushed the upper part of each mic stand and thus caused Menly C to fall from the stage as she tried to grab it in one of her energic performances.

Or so says BBC's exclusive reporter Dame Pam St. Clement ..
i<3nickcarter
Aug 18th, 2005, 03:10 AM
Wow that's so werid and very unbeleiveable? I mean if it's true I have no words just wow.
The New Baccara
Aug 18th, 2005, 08:06 AM
Yvonne is from BARCELONA
pretentiousprada
Aug 18th, 2005, 09:43 PM
wtf is Lesbania? A mix of Lebanon and Yugoslavia? lol
Yvonne Elliman
Aug 19th, 2005, 10:18 AM
No, it's a refugee country for all the despised feminists and Lesbians in the world. Rumour has it that its population is already bigger than Lichtenstein's.
sofia22
Aug 19th, 2005, 10:48 AM
i need to read the source.....??
Yvonne Elliman
Aug 19th, 2005, 12:57 PM
I've already said it's from REUTERS.
bsbqueen
Aug 20th, 2005, 12:21 AM
You better do so, Rumors have it that Hillary Duff toothbrushed the upper part of each mic stand and thus caused Menly C to fall from the stage as she tried to grab it in one of her energic performances.

Or so says BBC's exclusive reporter Dame Pam St. Clement ..
hey homo..if you're gonna lie at least spell their names right.
Yvonne Elliman
Aug 20th, 2005, 05:35 AM
Even the best among us (REUTERS) make the odd typing error HERE and THERE. It's not like they could be BOTHERED with every single name several times. It's the information that counts and I find that one VERY shocking.

Oh, and homo is very offensive but fits the news about the Duffs in terms of Lesbania PERFECTLY :bunny:
*MEmeME*
Aug 29th, 2005, 08:58 AM
Oh God, I hope this isnt true!!
The New Baccara
Aug 30th, 2005, 05:30 AM
I've just written a POME for MEL C evryone
DaQueenMcLean
Sep 5th, 2005, 08:24 PM
wtf is Lesbania? A mix of Lebanon and Yugoslavia? lol
:roll: :roll: LOLOLOLOL!!! :roll: :roll: