Robert Byrd

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This sounds like some things he would say: :hat:

"I resent your insinuendoes."

"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will
remain the same."

"We're going to have the best-educated American
people in the world."

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a
limitation on what newspapers can report."

"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too
suppository."

"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

"To be demeanered like that is an exercise in fertility."

"I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."

"If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be
there."

"When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."

"Let's do this in one foul swoop."

"I want to thank each and every one of you for having
extinguished yourselves in this session."

"We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger."

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"People planning on getting into serious accidents should
have their seat belts on."
"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

"I hate to confuse myself with the facts."

"We have a permanent plan for the time being."

"Family planning has many misconceptions."

"The people in my district do not want this highway bypass,
no matter if it goes through or around the city."

"My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."

"As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear
suppository in our state."

"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone
who knows what he's talking about."

[mhafinancial]

This sounds like some things he would say: :hat:


Actually, it's "these sound like some things he would say". :roll:

And guess who said these:

So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives — save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina." Sept. 6, 2005

"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs." — Sept. 5, 2005

"Americans should be prudent in their use of energy during the course of the next few weeks. Don't buy gas if you don't need it." —Sept. 1, 2005

"The best place for the facts to be done is by somebody who's spending time investigating it." — July 18, 2005

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." —on visiting Denmark, June 29, 2005

"The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know — European values, they're universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere." — June 20, 2005

"And the second way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is — doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy." - June 8, 2005

"It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of — and the allegations — by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble — that means not tell the truth." — May 31, 2005 (Listen to audio (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/multimedia/bush_disassemble.mp3) )

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." — May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-propaganda.htm) )

"We discussed the way forward in Iraq, discussed the importance of a democracy in the greater Middle East in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow." — May 10, 2005

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John Edwards? :roll: