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db44
Sep 13th, 2005, 06:30 AM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html?menu=

A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.

Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.

They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."

Java
Sep 13th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Ha! If only Dr. Erwin Schrödinger was alive today, he would have a field day with his cat experiments!

db44
Sep 14th, 2005, 02:34 AM
Two answers to this thread come to mind:

1) Talk about making your engine purr.

2) the history of the world as told in the Airplane movies: "How did this happen?" "Well, first the dinosaurs ruled the earth but they got fat and turned to oil..."

Java
Sep 14th, 2005, 11:41 PM
Two probabilities to this thread come to mind:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid187/p2317fe6f6688f0bf64054384fa72b71a/f24bcf7b.jpg

There's a 50/50 probability this just might work.
I wonder how much you could get out of a full-grown tiger?
Certainly more than 20 catatonic cats worth.

I'll take some of that tiger in my tank, please.

db44
Sep 15th, 2005, 01:53 AM
That's not fair! Bill's got so many chemicals in him, he probably could power the new space shuttle.

Java
Sep 15th, 2005, 09:16 PM
Bill Cat was selected for his maximum yield potential in this experiment's catastasis.