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db44
Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:42 AM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html?menu=

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

pinky
Sep 22nd, 2005, 09:55 AM
And why am I laughing so hard????????


Oh, that's right, I don't have one of those, so I really can't relate.

Java
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:52 PM
Huh? ...tendons and ligaments???
Those guys must be built differently over there or something... very different indeed! Next thing you know they'll be talking about male osteoporosis in places where such internal things don't normally exist...

What kind of organisation did this news story?

PS. I'm waiting for this news organisation to come out with some kind of good article about the demise of the world's dwindling clown populations. That should be a real hoot to look forward too!

db44
Sep 29th, 2005, 01:51 AM
To be fair, when they named the article, they put fractured in quotes. They knew it wasn't technically possible.

ananova is great for off-beat stories.

bekahbeans
Oct 3rd, 2005, 12:56 AM
I bet she's glad she married such a winner.

Gets a boner from watching her like a freak and then breaks the thing. I didn't realize they were so damn fragile

You guys are such wimps

db44
Oct 3rd, 2005, 01:15 AM
It's not out fault this guy was dumb. Besides, I want to know if this guy was wearing pants if it stuck out that far.

Annoyedlistner
Oct 6th, 2005, 06:41 AM
ouch............