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Cameron Frye
Mar 17th, 2006, 01:28 AM
Another day, another ‘Spears scandal’. This time, pop music’s number one mummy stirred media interest when she was taken to hospital after stepping on a hypodermic needle.

Britney was in Hawaii working on her new and long-awaited album when the incident occurred. However, Brit must have confused the car-park for the beach as she leapt out of the car bare-foot to buy a bottle of water.

A source told the Daily Star: “It was lucky. Britney loves to walk bare-foot, especially when she’s in a holiday mood in Hawaii. Maybe she’ll think twice now.”

Lucky indeed! The incident did, for a while, instigate some panic at the Spears camp,the source continued: “It was more the shock of seeing the needle poking out of her foot - …” Ouch!

“All sorts of things race through your mind in that situation. The conclusion we’d all jump to is that it was discarded by a drug user. Britney was distraught but brave.”

Well, at least one good thing came from Brit’s ordeal, a get-well gesture from her allegedly estranged husband Kevin Federline.

“He ordered bouquets of orchids from himself, and a blue arrangement in the shape of a teddy from baby Sean.”

We know what you’re thinking Brit, wonders will never cease!After all of the commotion, Britney, despite being shaken, is ok.

“Britney is going to be fine. She’s got a nasty cut but it’s been disinfected and dressed, and she’s been released from hospital.”

Welcome news after the recent rumors of baby Spears number two on the way. We certainly wish you well Brit.

Britina
Mar 17th, 2006, 04:58 AM
Who knows if this is true, but if it is...maybe this will teach her what shoes are for.

SmartButPsycho
Mar 17th, 2006, 08:28 AM
the only thing dumber than this article are the people who believe it.

Cameron Frye
Mar 17th, 2006, 09:19 AM
the only thing dumber than this article are the people who believe it.

Ah, so it's not true? Good, good.

Please give me your source disproving it :D:kiss:

guccibabigirl69
Mar 17th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Daily Star huh? lol

lonely3
Mar 17th, 2006, 12:08 PM
Ah, so it's not true? Good, good.

Please give me your source disproving it :D:kiss:

Well, let's see. First of all the source is the Daily Star. Second, Britney is the most photographed woman in the world, yet no pictures? And this supposedly happened outside in the daytime, in a parking lot, so there should be plenty of pictures proving this. Come on, you know it's not true.

lollipopheaven
Mar 17th, 2006, 12:15 PM
lol this is so false. Where are the pics? Oh that's right there are none. Thus making this whole story just that a made up story to sell magazines.

Haters and non- believers say Britney loves being in the tabloids. Guess what kiddies. She doesn't. It's all about selling magazines and Britney doesn't care for them so how can they come to the conclusion that she loves to be in those dirty mags? Britney has enough publicity as it is. She doesn't need the mags to be famous. She's famous on her own terms.

Princess_110
Mar 18th, 2006, 06:43 PM
I doubt it, if there are no pics, that seems odd, they are always stalking her.

lollipopheaven
Mar 19th, 2006, 11:53 AM
^ Exactly. That's my point.