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Regis Philbin
Jul 20th, 2007, 03:57 PM
Dick Cheney will be President...but only for 2.5 hours. :p

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8QGINM80&show_article=1

Bush to Have Colonoscopy at Camp David

Jul 20 05:39 PM US/Eastern
By DEB RIECHMANN
Associated Press Writer


WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush will have a colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure looking for signs of cancer at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

He last had such a colorectal cancer check on June 29, 2002.

"As reported at the time and in subsequent physical exams, absent any symptoms, the president's doctor recommended repeat surveillance in approximately five years," said Snow, who currently is undergoing chemotherapy for colon cancer. "The president has had no symptoms."

Two polyps were discovered during examinations in 1998 and 1999, while Bush was governor of Texas. That made Bush a prime candidate for regular examinations. For the general population, a colonoscopy to screen for colon cancer is recommended every 10 years. But for people at higher risk or if a colonoscopy detects precancerous polyps, follow-up colonoscopies often are scheduled in three- to five-year intervals.

"Although no polyps were noted in the exam in 2002, age and history would suggest that there's a reasonable chance that polyps will be noted this time," Snow said. "If so, they'll be removed and evaluated microscopically." Bush is 61.

In a colonoscopy, doctors use a long, flexible tube to visually inspect the colon, looking for both cancer and precancerous growths called polyps.

Snow said results would be available after 48 hours to 72 hours, if not sooner.

Paulie
Jul 20th, 2007, 05:00 PM
Guess someone has to be in charge while they go searching for Dumbya's brain.

Paulie

SparkleHugs
Jul 20th, 2007, 05:13 PM
crap. we're effed.

db44
Jul 20th, 2007, 07:15 PM
Been nice knowin' y'all... Well, most of you. :p

Have a nice radioactive Holocaust, evereyone. :(

tiger_rascal
Jul 20th, 2007, 07:52 PM
I'll miss y'all. :(

Daisy55
Jul 20th, 2007, 08:52 PM
YAY!! Gun party time!!! WHOO HOO!!.. Party at the White House.

Dicko shoots out all the windows and dances naked in the oval office...

pinky
Jul 20th, 2007, 10:48 PM
Guess someone has to be in charge while they go searching for Dumbya's brain.

Paulie
At least they have the right orifice.

DoubleEdgeSword
Jul 21st, 2007, 04:47 AM
Scooter: Hey Dick, ya' know...?