My life flashed before my eyes!

[tiger_rascal]

The automatic doors malfunctioned at Wal-Mart and closed on me!

:nc:

Alright, maybe not as dramatic as the thread title implies, but still!

[pinky]

As if we needed more proof that WalMart is evil. :]

[tiger_rascal]

I know!!!

I found out that those set of doors had been acting up lately, I was the unfortunate one to be the first to get caught in them.

[db44]

Go find a blooper reel from Star Trek. Watching Shatner walk into "malfunctioning" doors is funny.

[Java]

The automatic doors malfunctioned at Wal-Mart and closed on me!

:nc:

Alright, maybe not as dramatic as the thread title implies, but still!Maybe Wal-Mart had their door's sensor sensitivity set for 'fat Americans' so as to reduce the numbers of false alarms which might open them? (j/k)

(idea borrowed from another thread)

[Equinox]

Go find a blooper reel from Star Trek. Watching Shatner walk into "malfunctioning" doors is funny.

I wonder if Priceline can find the best deals on automatic doors.

[db44]

Negotiating for a one star hotel can be dangerous...

[tiger_rascal]

Maybe Wal-Mart had their door's sensor sensitivity set for 'fat Americans' so as to reduce the numbers of false alarms which might open them? (j/k)

(idea borrowed from another thread)

Actually, I thought the same thing. :eek: