People I'd like to beat severely

[NikDC]

1. The maker of pantyhose.

2. The maker of thongs.

3. The maker of my razor for cutting my ankle.

4. Rick Dees.

5. The moron who fired Billy Bush and replaced him with Rick Dees who I had to wake up to this morning playing "Who Let the Dees Out". :mad: Heaven help us all.

6. The Presidental Motorcade which slowed my walk to work this morning...though sidenote: The yummy Secret Service Agent in the 3rd car, right passenger seat won't get beaten severely...I have other plans for him ;)

7. The drunk on the corner one block from my building who offered me sexual favors if I'd give him a dollar. No, thank you.

God bless the Coca Cola company for their fine caffeinated beverages and to the Hershey's people for the multitude of kisses already inhaled this morning. :)

That's all for now. Feel free to add to the list.

[iggy]

Billy Bush was fired? Oh, happy day, happy day. I'm sure W will give him a cabinet position. I'm actually giddy now. Stupid Bush family.

I have a new theory that any food that comes in bite sized portions will be, ipso facto, delicious. I'm hooked.

[Short Chris]

#2 seems somewhat blasphemous, don't you think? Shame on you woman.

[insearchofjustin]

After kissing the feet of the person who invented thongs, I'd like to freeze this person's brain and use it for scientific research later in life.

The person is genius.

Why do I have a mental image of iggy jumping up and down while clapping the palms of his hand together, while he sings "oh happy day, oh happy day"?

[pen&kev]

Oh man, we must be having the same morning Nik!

People that deserve a beat down:

The westcoast PG&E company for raising my electric bill to the point where its all about huddling around the fireplace with 15 blankets rather than living in fear of the monthly bill that's coming.

The a$$hole big rig that went 20 miles an hour that I was stuck behind this morning.

The Miss Prissy newscaster that woke me up with sappy morning sweetness crap.

The lottery for not picking my numbers last night.

Thank god for hot chocolate and cupcakes for breakfast :)

[iggy]

East Coast Rules.

Although not when the gas bill arrives.

[insearchofjustin]

I've never really thought about how lucky I am that my apartment complex pays the gas bill. Now I'm starting to realize this.

[PB&Kev]

Rick Dees is surely the spawn of Satan himself.

I find myself constantly wondering who ever told him he was funny. Besides his equally unfunny wife, of course.

[pen&kev]

Never thought how much of a luxury my electric blanket is. Then again, Lady (my 100 lb boxer) is a great space heater these days :D

[NikDC]

I don't think I can listen to him every morning on my alarm. It might cause me to do things that are particularly unfluffy.

AMEN, Pen. Preach on, sister!

ISOJ, you and Chris celebrate the thong. I'll find another alternative if it comes to it today.

[insearchofjustin]

Nikki, don't hate the thong maker and the pantyhose maker... hate the company that makes you wear that crap to work!

[NikDC]

Oh I hate them too...never doubt that. Mofo nice slacks and skirts that show lines...:mad:

[iggy]

Yeah, the firm makes you wear thongs.

I think that is in the recruiting material.

[Short Chris]

Of course Nicole, if you went commando you'd never have to worry about lines... ;)

[pen&kev]

BLOW JOB

Damn the man! I say women everywhere rise up and revolt against...uh, nevermind...

[sunshinegirl]

To add to the list of beating victims...

Makers of Kia cars

People who have lived in MN all their life but yet can still not figure out how to drive when there's ice/snow on the ground

Alarm clock manufacturers

All morning radio personalities...I don't like to hear any talking until about 10 am.

Thongs, on the other hand, can stay.

[insearchofjustin]

I want to complain! I want to complain!

*claps palms of hands together while jumping in place*

Manufacturers of plastic milk jugs.

Shaggy.

Radio stations that play Shaggy every 30 minutes.

[NEWBS]

D.O.T. employees who won't update the traffic info signs until I run smack-dab into a traffic back-up.

Whoever originated the idea that Auto dealer commercials require screaming maniacs.

Dick Clark, for asking Martin Sheen if he wanted to give George W. Bush advice on being President.

The creator of award shows. Wasn't that Dick Clark too? Plug him twice then.

[sunshinegirl]

Love, love, LOVE Martin Sheen.

Oohh...HATE Shaggy...and radio stations that insist on playing Shaggy every five minutes.

Destiny's Child and Ludacris are moving up on my list as well...

[pen&kev]

Martin Sheen was so cute thanking his "trophy wife of 43 years". I just giggled.

Destiny's Child is the spawn of Satan - every ethnic teenybopper now wants to rap about mack daddies! Imagine that with tube socked arms and do rags :rolleyes:

[iggy]

Destiny's Child has managed to stay fresh for me. I still think Bouncy looks more like 30 instead of 19.

[sunshinegirl]

Satan can make herself be any age she pleases...

[iggy]

The power of Christ compels me to listen to En Vogue then.

[insearchofjustin]

I would personally rather listen to a song that goes a little something like this...

She was there through my incarceration
I wanna show the nation my appreciation

Now that's quality songwriting. :rolleyes:

Have I mentioned I'd like to beat Shaggy severely?

[sunshinegirl]

Gee. ISOJ, you remind me of my car.

That's the exact two lines that I was complaining about the other day to my friend who LOVES that song...

[NikDC]

I thought you were predicting Puffy's new song ;)

I also want to meet in a dark alley the techie geek responsible for my Word bullets and numbers changing every time I open the document. 1, 2, 3...how hard is it for them to stay like that. :mad:

[insearchofjustin]

MS Word can be the work of the devil. Right now though, I think this lady I work with is the work of the devil.

Gee ISOJ, why don't you try to find 40 spreadsheets, and blend them all together. Only then after you send them back to me, change this... and change that... oh, and that part that you worked for days on? Just get rid of that part all together.

:rolleyes: I need a drink.

Sunny, we'll have to remember to ask Dave, Pat and Angie where the hype surrounding Shaggy came from? I'm guessing Philly. All bad things come from Philly.

[iggy]

Right now, my crosshairs are on people who take the elevator one floor only. Um, that's why God invented stairs and quadriceps.

[vester]

Oh, I definitely have a hate on for Destiny's Child right now. If I have to hear Independent Women (is it pluralized?) again, I will scream. :eek:

Plus, why do they have to wear the matchy-matchy outfits ALL the time! I understand during their shows, but everywhere you see them, it's all different variations of the same outfit.

I would like to lay a beating on the people who consistently switch lanes in bumper to bumper traffic. Do you really think that lane is going any faster numbnuts?

[iggy]

Beyonce's mom does the outfits for Destiny's Child. I think the woman can only be so imaginative...hence the themes.

I won't tap into my rage for drivers in the metro area, but I will ask this: when did turn signals become optional?

[sunshinegirl]

I think the hype came from here. ;)

I went to Last Chance Summer Dance this year and Shaggy was there...I had barely ever heard of him prior to that. His set was boring and he brought Angie up on stage and was dancing and flirting with her. Boring, bored, boring.

Ever since then, the man has been popular.

[insearchofjustin]

Speaking of elevators... try being in a mall with your kid in a stroller and having to ride the damn elevator every time you want to go up or down a floor. And the worst is when the door opens and it's full of single people with no kids who are just too lazy to not even walk up the stairs, but ride the escalator.

People like to make fun of boybands for wearing matching versions of the same outfit, but why does everybody feel the need to praise Destiny's Devil-Child for wearing those horrible gold lamme pieces of crap.

Bouncey's mom needs to be beated severely. Along with Shaggy.

[vester]

I don't understand the whole Shaggy thing either. I like his song Dance & Shout with the Jacksons re-mix and he did the song That Kind of Girl with Maxi Priest a few years ago which wasn't bad. But don't like the rest of his stuff.

I love people who use their turn signal after braking and you end up inches from their bumper. Really, what's the point?

I also have a love/hate thing with Ricky Martin. Right now I hate him based on his performance on that MTV Ricky Martin's SuperBowl Party. I know, I know, when you think of football you immediately think of Ricky. His performance consists of 5 moves. You can almost see him counting the beats. Plus, why does he have to start his performance with his mic stand lying down and he hoofs it up with his foot every time he starts a song. Annoying.

[sunshinegirl]

I block my ears from any negative talk about Ricky...


La la la...I can't hear you...la la la

[vester]

Now sunshine, I did not say he wasn't a sexy, sexy man. That's why I'm torn. :)

[pen&kev]

I watched the Ricky show and my mind wandered to what this world would be like if he had a weekly variety show ala Donnie & Marie... http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/net8/TEUFEL.GIF

Chris Katan could have a field day with that one :D

[vester]

Oh yes, Chris Kattan does the best Ricky impersonation ever - better than Ricky himself! :D

I am sure that Brooke Shields would be a guest on his variety show, she used to be on every variety show going. I remember her on Circus of the Stars!

[insearchofjustin]

Vester, you crack me up... and your summary of Ricky's performance was right-on. Same five moves as he's been doing since '96.

Kidding. I didn't know who Ricky was in '96.

[iggy]

I was considering sneaking Ricky's latest CD into my next round of amazon.com purchases until I knew the Christina duet was on there. Pass. If I wanna hear cheesy Latin duets, I'll watch West Side Story.

Also, if I have to listen to him talk about his Indian/Nepalese enlightenment once more, I'm killing a cow.

Menudo (the one with Ricky) is trying to make a comeback, by the way.

[sunshinegirl]

Leave Ricky alone :mad:

That man is adorable in everything he does.

[sunshinegirl]

First of all, the Ricky/Christina duet is great. Best thing that painted...um...can I say "harlot" without getting in trouble?....has ever done.

But aside from that....the duet isn't on the cd iggy. It's the original Ricky solo version which is much slower.

[insearchofjustin]

Iggy's gonna get it now.

I just want Dildo's CD. Dido... whatever.

Shaggy's on again. Sunny, watch for the email I just BCCed you on.

[iggy]

Okay, it's back in my shopping cart now.

I wonder if Dido is her real name. God, let's hope her brother isn't named Aeneus.

[NikDC]

Four words for the entire world today...

SOD OFF, GUTTER RAKES

[iggy]

You need to go home, put your feet up, and wrap yourself in a comforting martini. Panacea.

[sunshinegirl]

Everyone make sure to ask ISOJ what cd she got last night at Survivor night...

LMAO...

[insearchofjustin]

HA!

[insearchofjustin]

Make them guess.

[NikDC]

Shaggy?

[sunshinegirl]

ISOJ was the queen of the ball last night...

Little Miss know-it-all on the trivia questions! ;) Of course she got me the new Boyz II Men cd that I didn't even know was out...

I had nightmares about having to eat cow brains and worms last night. Oh and I also dreamed that Britney Spears was my best friend. Not sure how that fit in.

[sunshinegirl]

LMAO...

Good guess Nikki!

One of the most hilarious things...than she tried to barter with the dj's to trade in her Shaggy cd.

[insearchofjustin]

Hey, at least you didn't dream about being in dangerous seats during a Backstreet Boys concert.

If we do phone con, I'll have to tell about that dream.

[insearchofjustin]

Instead of trading in the CD, they just threw another one at me. Eventually the DJ's were telling me to shut up and quit answering questions.

I have to admit, they loved us though. They want us back next week.

[sunshinegirl]

Yes you will. Too funny. Poor Nick ;)

[sunshinegirl]

ISOJ does nothing but stay home and watch tv ;)

Yes they do want us back. Especially after we told Angie what she had for breakfast ;)

[vester]

Shaggy?
Ricky Martin?
R. Kelly?
Celine Dion?

[vester]

Nevermind.

[NikDC]

Rock on. Look at you with all the new cds. Who knew useless TV watching could pay off. :D

[insearchofjustin]

It was Shaggy. I nearly peed my pants when Sunny pointed out which CD they gave me... (I didn't even bother to look). Then I helped Sunny win a BoysIIMen CD and I won another for myself.

I still think the black man on Temptation Island should be named Calvin.

[sunshinegirl]

Note to all: ISOJ will raise her hand (and the hand of anyone who happens to be sitting next to her) even if she has no idea what the answer to the question is...

All night, I got yelled at...for questions like the name of one of the dj's wife (Susan, Karen,whatever) and the name of the couple who got kicked off of Temptation Island...

Of course when it came to the question for the MB20 tickets, she didn't know the answer...;) Of course she was willing to drink three raw eggs for it...

[insearchofjustin]

Four raw eggs. I would have never been able to beat that girl from the blue team. Her throat was a garden hose.

[iggy]

So did you win tickets from the raw egg challenge?

[insearchofjustin]

They're talking about us on the radio right now!

They just called me the trivia queen! They said "Big shout out to "ISOJ"... the trivia queen." HA!

No, I didn't win the tickets.

[sunshinegirl]

Nah...you had to answer a question about Australian dogs to even get a chance at the raw eggs.

I personally would have chickened out like the girl on the gold team. But ISOJ would have done it.

[sunshinegirl]

LMAO! They said that? That's too good...

[insearchofjustin]

I guess next week is Angie's week to be there, and the following week Dave will be there... they're apparently trading off weeks.

I'd like to say in my defense, that the DJ only got through half the question before somebody FROM AUSTRALIA yelled out "DINGO!". The DJ had only said, "What are those dogs called...". If the damn Australian weren't there, I'd have gotten it sooner or later.

[iggy]

Let me get this straight, the words Australian dog were heard and the whole crowd didn't scream out dingo simultaneously?

[insearchofjustin]

I didn't hear him say AUSTRALIAN dog. I just heard "What are the names of those dogs..." Everyone was waiting for him to finish the question and that guy yelled it out.

[iggy]

Oh. The dingo ate my baby daughter.

I'm still choking down you being the trivia queen.

(remembers DC game of Trivial Pursuit)

[sunshinegirl]

This was Survivor/Mole/Temptation Island/Scooby Doo trivia...

Unfortunately it wasn't on the Trivial Pursuit game.

[insearchofjustin]

Trivial Pursuit needs to come out with a "Reality Television" version of their game. You all would be fighting to be on my team. :p

[iggy]

...or reaching for more gin.

[NikDC]

Next time you have me standing by as your life line on a cell phone. :p

The only thing that would have made it better is if you really told the DJs to call you ISOJ. "Big Shout Out to the Trivia Queen, Eye-soj." That would have been too cool for school.

[bearee31]

whos rick dees? thank heavens (from ur guys descriptions..) that hes nowhere on hawaii's radio stations :D

[MJ]

He's been around since I was young....a long time ago..LOL.Does "Disco Duck" ring a bell?

[bearee31]

nope. were sheltered from his shows here :D :D yay!!! *silent cheers and hurrahs*

[Bix,threetwosandaBBQ]

*shudders*

[bearee31]

lol

id like to .. hmm.. beat the person who invented piano. im so sick of it already..i can finally quit in a few months when i grad, but after nearly 14 years of it, im a bit tired...