Bill Clinton will be in my town tonight!

[tiger_rascal]

And he better not block traffic! Because when I get off work I want to get home!

[db44]

You gonna ask him for Hillary's number? :eek:

[LesterX]

You're not going to go see him? This may be your one opportunity to tell him how hot you think his wife is. ;)

[tiger_rascal]

No, no, I dont really care. They already have streets closed off and stuff, you would think the president was coming to town.

What would you all do if you saw someone on the news telling Bill that his wife is hot? You would know it was me.

[LesterX]

What would you all do if you saw someone on the news telling Bill that his wife is hot? You would know it was me.

I would be highly, highly amused. Come on, it's your chance for 15 seconds of fame!

[db44]

With Bill, who knows. Maybe he'd invite you and April over...

[tiger_rascal]

I think my mom and April are going! :rolleyes:

[db44]

Might even be better for Bill. :eek:

[tiger_rascal]

Oh my gosh. I didnt get to see Bill, but my mom did! She got his autograph and a hug! :eek: Hillary is going to be jealous!

[pinky]

Did anybody tape it, and does you mother have a blue dress?

That could be run on the national news, over and over and over! :eek:

[tiger_rascal]

Actually, my mom said the fire station was packed and there was no room to move, but she was close to Bill when he tried to walk around to shake hands and she said they had to lean in towards each other and his head was almost in her boobs.

She thought it was funny. She will be laughing about that for a long time.

[pinky]

My guess is Bill is smiling, too. :p

[tiger_rascal]

Actually, and Im not making this up, my mom said when Bill leaned in to hug her, she said in his ear that she likes Hillary and that she would make a great president, but she already lost to Obama. :eek:

And believe me, my mom is a very honest and blunt person.

[tiger_rascal]

And in other news, Hillary has a HUGE lead over Obama in West Virginia! :love:

[tiger_rascal]

I think the slogan is Hills for Hillary!

[pinky]

Hillbillies for Hillary, maybe?

:tongue:

[tiger_rascal]

That works too, but Hills for Hillary sounds better. :tongue:

[lions1mew]

Well she and Bill are from Arkansas ... the Hillbillies thing probably makes them all warm inside with nostalgia.

[pinky]

Actually, she's from Illinois. Civilization, at least in parts. :nod:

[db44]

According to the movie, Bill is related to the Clampetts. :p

[tiger_rascal]

OMG!

My mom got to meet Hillary in Eleanor last night!!! :blueeek: She hugged her, talked with her for a moment, got her picture taken with her and got her autograph!!!

[db44]

But did she pass along your number?

[tiger_rascal]

She tried, but it was really busy and noisy. Maybe next time. ;)

[LesterX]

Next time?!? How often does this opportunity come around? What kind of mother doesn't slip the phone number of her twenty-something year old son into the pocket of a married, 60 year-old presidential candidate? ;)

I hope the autograph at least is signed "Hillary the Hottie."

[tiger_rascal]

Well, Im waiting for when she gets into the White House. You see, the plan is, we are going to do to Bill what he did to her years ago! Payback is a *****! :susp:

[Richard Tafoya]

That's a little too much info for me. ;)

[LesterX]

Well, Im waiting for when she gets into the White House. You see, the plan is, we are going to do to Bill what he did to her years ago! Payback is a *****! :susp:

"We?" Uh, I don't think I want to hear the details of this plan. Will it be enacted if she is the VP, or does the hotness factor disappear if she doesn't become President?

[db44]

Chad the White House intern pool boy?

[Richard Tafoya]

Or cabana boy.

[tiger_rascal]

The White House has a pool?!

[Richard Tafoya]

Yeah, bu there's no water in it these days.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/life/pressbriefingroom.html

[LesterX]

Chad, aren't you interested in photography? I think you should be the White House photography intern. Think of the possibilities! You could help the world see Hillary in a whole new light. ;)