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Regis Philbin
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:11 PM
Got this in an email. Thought you might enjoy it. :sunny:


Subject: Donations Needed


I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of Barack Obama. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for
two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Obama in the Washington, D.C. Hall
Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside William J. Clinton, who never told
the truth, since Obama could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when
he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,

Barack Obama Monument Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

LesterX
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:40 PM
I think you need to look up the definition of humor, Regis. (Hint: It's supposed to be funny.)

At least your location is accurate. I have no doubt that you do, in fact, live in a town of bitter whites. Is there a giant bubble involved to keep out the people of color?

pinky
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:48 PM
The line about Mount Rushmore was pretty funny 35 years ago, when it was used about Nixon.

Richard Tafoya
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:57 PM
It takes a generation for our cultural stuff to make it's way through to Regis' people. They'll be discovering Tang and liquid soap any month now.

pinky
Jun 23rd, 2008, 12:31 AM
Hey, Regis, whatever you do, do NOT leave your Silly Putty out overnight!

lions1mew
Jun 23rd, 2008, 08:55 AM
Reeg ... if you wanna talk two-faced ... Johnny McCain is ready to pose ... twice of course *nods*

LesterX
Jun 23rd, 2008, 09:40 AM
And let's not forgot Regis' man crush, Mitt Romney. Oh, the irony of Regis making any comment about Obama being two-faced!

pinky
Jun 23rd, 2008, 03:21 PM
Ah, yes, but at least Mitt isn't going to be President.

Thank God!

Richard Tafoya
Jun 23rd, 2008, 03:43 PM
Well, maybe he can still nail president of the local Elk's Lodge or something.