Regis Philbin
Jun 22nd, 2008, 11:11 PM
Got this in an email. Thought you might enjoy it. :sunny:
Subject: Donations Needed
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of Barack Obama. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for
two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Obama in the Washington, D.C. Hall
Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside William J. Clinton, who never told
the truth, since Obama could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when
he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you,
Barack Obama Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
Subject: Donations Needed
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument of Barack Obama. We originally wanted to
put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for
two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Obama in the Washington, D.C. Hall
Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who
never told a lie, or beside William J. Clinton, who never told
the truth, since Obama could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when
he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where
he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you,
Barack Obama Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.