Just wondering

[kentuckychic]

Has anyone on here ever had a chocolate tattoo?

[MerrySunshine]

Ask a stupid question: what's that?

[Short Chris]

I'm with Merry on this one... what is it?

[sunshinegirl]

I join in on the questioning...

So I guess the answer is no.

[vester]

I don't know what they are either.
I may be a poster child for chocolate tattoos and don't even know it!

[kentuckychic]

It's a temporary tattoo made of chocolate. The instructions given to us at Rebecca Ruth Candies today was this: "You place the chocolate on your skin and then use a warm hairdryer to heat the chocolate enough to remove the wax paper. It's completely up to you as to how you get it off." They had been advertising it on a local station so of course PB and I had to check it out today at lunch. We're trying to figure out what keeps your body heat from melting it right off.

[insearchofjustin]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that the staff at the Mexican restaurant are big fans of chocolate? ;)

[kentuckychic]

I wouldn't know ISOJ. We're trying to decide if we have any reason to purchase some.

[vester]

It's chocolate and you have somebody creatively take it off your body. What's not to like! I say purchase away.

[kentuckychic]

Well when you have no one to 'creatively take it off your body' it kinda makes the purchase not worth while.

Here's a link to Rebecca Ruth but of course there is no mention of the chocolate tattoos.

http://www.rrcandy.com

[sunshinegirl]

Mmm...

Neat idea. I like it.

[vester]

I see. But you should always be prepared. So when you do have that person and they suddenly yell, "For the love of God, give me a chocolate tattoo!" Bam, you'll have it.

Or for an icebreaker at parties. :D

[kentuckychic]

Vester you are crazy!!!! :D I'm dying here. I almost choked on a sweet tart when I read your post!

I did think about making the purchase with the boy scout excuse...you know, always be prepared. ;)

[Edited by kentuckychic on February 7th, 2001 at 11:58 AM]

[sunshinegirl]

Sounds like a frat party theme...

I went to one once where all the girls had to wear candy necklaces. Just what I want...drunk frat boys drooling on my neck.

Good thing there were lots of margaritas...

[insearchofjustin]

These chocolate tatoos sound like something you'd buy at Spencers. Or as a free gift from Adam & Eve.

[PB&Kev]

After careful consideration, I think they are using the tatoos to hawk all that other useless Valentine garbage they have. If you listen to the commercial carefully, you can't buy the tattoos themselves. That's why they weren't out. You have to buy $10 worth of other stuff and they give you the tattoo free.

They must be a hit. Damn shame I passed.

[iggy]

Theme parties area always the most fun.

There's probably a million preservatives in the chocolate tattoo that prevent it from melting from body heat. Have never been a fan of eating food off of the body of a loved one. Maybe I just don't like the thought of food in bed.

[MerrySunshine]

Or perhaps you love the food too much to allow it to be reduced to a mere sexual object . . . .

[insearchofjustin]

Does anyone know who Ananda Lewis is dating?

And did she use to be on BET before she was on MTV?

[iggy]

I do love food, but when something makes the trip to become a "sexual object" is it really a reduction?

[PB&Kev]

Whew. I'm dizzy from that 180, ISOJ. :D

[pen&kev]

What a great pickup line..."Hey baby, I have this chocolate tattoo that only your tongue can take off..." :D

[NikDC]

Rumored to be with Maxwell and yes, she hosted Teen Summit for BET before MTV.

And I have no official position on chocolate tattoos.

[insearchofjustin]

Maxwell? Yummy...

Thanks Nik, I knew you'd pull through like a champ.

[MerrySunshine]

When I read Maxwell, I thought "Rockwell," which is the guy who sung (I always feel like) Sombody's Watching me . . . . Wonder what he's up to now'a'days.

[kentuckychic]

Who's Maxwell?

[sunshinegirl]

LMAO @ ISOJ...you really do know how to change a topic!

[insearchofjustin]

Rockwell is probably living off his dad's money and swimming in the same pool he did when he was kid... only now with LaToya instead of Janet.

Maxwell is hot... look him up.

[kentuckychic]

I would look him up if I knew where to begin. Is he a singer, actor, boyband, wrestler, veejay....help me out here. :confused:

[iggy]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000007T1A.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[sunshinegirl]

Iggy, you are so helpful.

[iggy]

I just thought it was funny that I found a drowning Maxwell photo.

Meanwhile, his hair looks like that on dry land as well.

[sunshinegirl]

I only do my hair up like that for special occasions.

[NikDC]

My hair could like that on any given day.

[insearchofjustin]

Got any pictures of Maxwell in the bathtub up your sleeve, iggy?

[insearchofjustin]

This ain't Ananda...

http://home.earthlink.net/~svseymour/maxwellwitex.JPG

[iggy]

She looks like a black version of Camille Grammer (Kelsey's wife). Ummm, is it the new thing to wear a bathing suit to an awards show? Sister looks pissed.

[insearchofjustin]

Sister is BEAUTIFUL!

Money shot:

http://insearchofjustin.tripod.com/mm02.jpg

Nothing like a good photo taken of the television set. :rolleyes:

[vester]

Love Maxwell.
iggy, you are so right. She does look like a black version of Camille Grammer. And you'd be pissed too if your date pulled you away from the pool to go to an awards show. Or maybe her hair is too tight.

[insearchofjustin]

Quit ripping on the beautiful sister. ;)

Fake hair is always tight... I'm sure she can't even feel her scalp anymore.

[iggy]

Or her bazooms from the look of that strategic strap.

[insearchofjustin]

I'm sure it's stretchy material, and probably very comfortable.

She's hot... I can't deny it.

[iggy]

Man, keep it in your pants, ISOJ.

[vester]

She's beautiful but not pain-free.

She looks like she's in the zone. You know, when athletes hit the "wall" but push through it. Her scalp is numb, her "bazooms" are squished and she's dying for a Big Mac but her dress won't let her.

[vester]

Bazooms, by the way, is my new favourite word.

[insearchofjustin]

She's bored because she knows she's a trophey date. She's probably got a speedy motabolism that lets her eat big macs and still look like that.

Damn. She's hotter than Maxwell.

Nikki, are you sure Ananda isn't rumored to be with Mystical instead of Maxwell?

[sunshinegirl]

Eh...she looks uncomfortable and/or pissed. The dress makes her bazooms, as vester would say, look flat...

It's a good thing I would never be considered a trophy date. I couldn't stand the pain.

[NikDC]

It has been a while since she was rumored to be with Maxwell...last June.

I'll check my sources over lunch...

[insearchofjustin]

Is your source the horney morman?

[sunshinegirl]

The mormon playa has horns?

Who knew? ;)

[iggy]

The horman gets mentioned a great deal in here. It's a wonder he hasn't joined up. I guess electricity is against his religion or some crap. Or is he Lance'sButtWax?

[NikDC]

Nah, he likes to just listen in on conference calls... I wouldn't be able to talk smack about him if he got on here.

My source is my other co-worker who told me that Ananda is dating Chris Webber from the Sacramento Kings.

[sunshinegirl]

The T-Wolves kicked Sacramento's collective ass last night...I was watching the game and turned it off when they were up by 37 points. When did they get good?

If Ananda wasn't so annoying, I would like her.

[insearchofjustin]

Nik, is your other co-worker Ananda's cousin? Her homie? A stalker?

[NikDC]

A reader of Essence magazine where Ananda was quoted as saying it.

[kentuckychic]

Please someone fill me in....WHO is Maxwell? What does he do for a living?

[NikDC]

He's a soul/funk/jazz/hip-hop singer, Ky.

His Sony page: http://www.music.sony.com/Music/ArtistInfo/Maxwell/index2.html

[kentuckychic]

Thank you Nikki. It's been driving me crazy.

[insearchofjustin]

KY, Maxwell is supposedly Kevin Richardson's favority musical artist.

Get a Maxwell CD, grab a cute boy, light some candles, and it's on.

[NikDC]

So, THAT's what I've been doing wrong... ;)

Who knew it was just that easy...

Obviously Short X, given the kiddos. :D

[iggy]

Even though I know who he is, I've never heard a Maxwell song. For the sake of population control, maybe that's for the best.

[kentuckychic]

If only it were that easy.....

[vester]

There's a song playing on the radio now by Maxwell called "Gotta Get To Know You". Love it. He sounds remarkably like Prince in the beginning of the song.

[iggy]

At least he doesn't rip off Prince for the entire song like a certain D'Angelo. Can't stand his short naked ass (D'Angelo's, not Prince's).

[vester]

Me neither. And talk about dumb. He thinks Umm is an adjective.

[sunshinegirl]

I thought umm was an adverb.

My mistake.

I don't think I've ever heard a Maxwell song either...hello Napster.

[Short Chris]

Bwaa-ha-haat Nikki ;)

[iggy]

He also attended the LL Tired J school for sexy lip licking appeal.

[vester]

I think his mouth is just dry from it hanging open in that D'uh fashion all the time.
Do steroids make your mouth dry?