Learn to play the guitar like all of your favourite guitar bands for free

[bonzbabe]

Who wouldn't nail an old rich person for big bucks, that's what PBK means.

[insearchofjustin]

Sooner than Christina's El Camino into the hair-weave salon.

[igster]

Sooner than Christina into the Hair Club for Men from the overprocessing of her locks.

(sorry bonz and PB, this thread is all over the place)

[NikDC]

If I say "No I wouldn't" would it make you happy, PB&K?

[bonzbabe]

Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the guy who started the thread. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/biggrin.gif I think I started it all with the Spam comment, after Kevy flamed the dude first.

[Rifftech.com]

I have made my site free to use ,
It was a freak decision so if you want to learn from a 20 year veteran this is the place . The site has chord finders for both guitar and piano . lessons and theory and all with sound to make it fun.
I have mp3s from the greatest guitar players around and all for free download ,
Listen while you learn or just crank it up on your pc and dig in while you surf.
You will like this stuff I guarantee it.
What the hell ever happened to the bands that really rocked out .
lets get the guitar back out front where it belongs.
http://www.rifftech.com
If you want to hear samples of my personal jams go to http://www.mp3.com/mikael
good luck and good karma.
Mikael

[igster]

purple monkey dishwasher

[kevy1]

SPAM'R! http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/tongue.gif

[bonzbabe]

Speaking of Spam (the meat by-product), my son was asking me what Spam is. I was totally flummoxed. It just said it was gross and left it at that. I don't think he was satisfied with that answer.

I meant to say "I just said it was gross" but I think Spam itself, if it had a voice, would most likely agree.

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[kevy1]

do people really eat that crap???
I have never tasted it but I have seen it and it is not pretty! I would not even feed that to my dog.

[igster]

Judge not. Hawaii consumes more Spam per capita than any other state. We had it growing up every time we went camping. It's not the best stuff in the world, but there is much worse.

I just so happen to have a can in my desk (gag gift). The ingreadients are pork with ham (???), salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrite.

[bonzbabe]

Lord yes, people eat it. They even had to come out with Spam Lite for the more health conscious Spam consumers. Yuck.

[bonzbabe]

ig, did you score it, stud it with cloves, and garnish it with pineapple like on the can? Oh, and can't forget the cherry in the middle of the pineapple ring.

I must admit, I have eaten it and, yes, there are worse things. It's just an easy target and you know it, LOL.

[bonzbabe]

which reminds me of Underwood Deviled Ham. Why does adding mayonnaise to something make it deviled? Anyone? Anyone? I know you don't need to add mayonnaise to me to make me devilish, although it probably would "spice" things up. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/eek.gif

And on that note, I have to get to work. My trainer in the Pacific Time Zone should be logging on right about now. Don't have too much fun without me.

[igster]

Do you really want an answer to your deviled question? Deviled means spiced...and it takes more than mayonnaise usually.

I don't crave Spam, but it's hugely convenient when you're in the woods. A colleague is having a Hawaiian party, and I'm sure to suggest a Spam dish. They guest won't know what him them.

[kentuckychic]

There's a lady at our church that makes an absolutely scrumptious Spam salad. We can always depend on her to bring it when we have a finger food event.

[PB&Kev]

Bonz, my mom eats that garbage and has tried to sneak it passed me quite a few times in my life also. It hasn't worked yet. She also eats this stuff called Corned Beef Hash that comes in a similar can and looks equally gross.

Does anybody know what that Potted Meat Product is? What does "potted" mean when used to refer to meat? http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/confused.gif

[PB&Kev]

Iggy there were so many typos in that post it was unreadable.

What are you doing?

[bonzbabe]

Salad is considered finger food? Hmmm, that's a new one.

ig, I knew you'd have a smart ass answer for that inquiry.

OK, OK, my trainer isn't ready to work yet. She's too tired, and I have no jobs queued up yet, so I have to sit and wait. She said if I don't hear from her by 8:55 PST to give her a call. Boo hoo. She obviously doesn't have kids or her butt would have been out of bed a long time ago. OK, done venting.

[igster]

I just don't have the energy to care anymore.

Not a clue on potted meat. I will say that tastes bad. Same with Vienna Sausages. I'm guessing something to do with pork.

A friend has tempted me to go to a Chinese place for lunch. I'm sure they'll have all kinds of mystery meat.

[bonzbabe]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I just don't have the energy to care anymore.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do I sense a lame attempt at a suicide note being posted soon? http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/wink.gif

[igster]

My suicide note would be in haiku.

[bonzbabe]

Well that's a given, isn't it?

blah blah blah, death, blah
blah, blah, blah, last breath, blah, blah
can't go on, blah, blah

[Rifftech.com]

Is it really spam when you are giving something for free??? Hummm??? I wonder.
too bad though . alot of people really dig my site.
a couple of the people I work with have gone on to play in some pretty cool bands.
oh well good luck to you .

[bonzbabe]

and we've offended yet another newcomer. Yessssss. Some people just don't get us do they?

[Rifftech.com]

I am not offended. It seems that every forum is like this . I am saying hi and offering something and this is how it is . people think I'm spamming. that is a really stupid label to put on things . " in my opinion " .
I am giving people a quick and easy way to know who I am because I don't believe in being anonymous.
I am not offended in any way and I do understand all about this.
It is sort of like an initiation or something.
man you want to try getting flamed go into the harmony central guitar forum and say anything.
they will freakin destroy anyone who is new in there.
Mikael

[kentuckychic]

I have no ambitions to learn to play the guitar and go on to be a rock star.

Anyway, back to the spam topic...Spam salad is not a lettuce type salad it's like tuna salad.....Spam, mayo, pickles, onions.

Also, my mom occasionally fixes fried spam. Scary, I know, but I bet you can't get it at Cracker Barrel. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/wink.gif

[bonzbabe]

If he's not offended, why does he feel the need to come in here and defend himself?

Does fried Spam smell as bad as fried bologna? I don't think so. And, believe it or not, Corned Beef Hash isn't so bad, although I prefer the Roast Beef Hash. We always had that on our camping trips. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/biggrin.gif

[Rifftech.com]

I thought this was a forum about 80's rock and it turns out to be a forum about spam recipes .
The eighties was about guitar playing and it just kind of pisses me off that people don't play like that anymore .
Oh well I will take my posts elsewhere.
have a good day
Mikael
keep rockin'

[kentuckychic]

Buh bye....be sure to close the door on your way out.

[igster]

Wait, guitar boy...come back!

Nevermind.

I ate spam in the 80's. That counts.

[PB&Kev]

Did we ask his opinion about anything? http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/rolleyes.gif

I wonder if he "checked up" on all his posts or just ours?

[Short Chris]

I'm assuming that poor Mike is being notified every time someone responds to his post, and he keeps coming back to this post in amazement that no one is discussing guitars.

By the way, why are Pork and Ham listed as different ingredients in the Spam? I mean, it's not like Cheese compared to Cheese Food. Thoughts?

[kentuckychic]

Because they come from different parts of the pigs body.....I don't know.

Potted meat is made out of everything that is left over at the bottom of the grinders at the end of the day. One day someone said, why are we throwing this away we could package it up and sale it!!!!

There is a sausage factory in my county and rumor is at night you can hear the pigs squealing right before they are slaughtered. I've never had the desire to go find out if it is true or not.

[ellenmed]

hi gang! &lt;sneaking in&gt;

i got a can of spam in my cupboard for over 2 years now, just sittin' there. do you think it's still edible?

i'm hungry...

[igster]

Spam can outlive Cher.

KY's right. Ham comes from a certain portion of a pig (I'm thinking hind leg?). Pork is nebulous...just something to do with the big in a metaphysical sort of way. It's the other white meat.

[insearchofjustin]

I'm so laughing at where this topic, intentially made for us to learn to play the guitar, has gone.

If rifftech.com would come back and see 30 posts he'd be so excited... until he opened them up to see what you all are talking about.

LOL

[PB&Kev]

Ellen, if it was ever edible, it probably still is.

Spam is timeless.

[bonzbabe]

When armageddon hits, three things will survive - cockroaches, Spam, and Cher. Possibly Anna Nicole Smith as well.

[bonzbabe]

Hey, **** didn't get censored. Way cool!!

Now wait just a gawd dang cotton pickin' minute. How come honey****le gets edited but not cockroach, but then **** alone gets bleeped?

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[kentuckychic]

Hind leg and hip is correct.

[insearchofjustin]

blow job

[bonzbabe]

Lick my ****

[PB&Kev]

Speaking of Anna Nicole Smith, I wish I had 249 million or 449 million---whatever in the h*ll she got. I'm thinking beyond 100 million it doesn't really matter. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/rolleyes.gif

So would you do it? Marry and consumate a marriage with a 85 year old man/woman for 250 million? Be honest.

They were together approximately 18 months before he passed away if that makes a difference to someone...

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[igster]

Done and done.

I do it for bus fare.

[Short Chris]

Of course, wouldn't you?

[PB&Kev]

Yes...absolutely.

[bonzbabe]

And now that there's Viagra, if you find some old dude with heart trouble that can't get it up, slip him a couple of those babies......you're in the money sooner than Christina in glitter.

[igster]

sooner than Christina in pleather

[insearchofjustin]

Soon than Christina out of pleather. http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net3/naughty.gif

[bonzbabe]

Sooner than Fred Durst into Christina's pleather.

[igster]

sooner than Christina into the free clinic

[insearchofjustin]

Sooner than OrthoTricyclerin into Christina.

[PB&Kev]

I was just waiting for the one person who says, "No, I wouldn't..."

Anyone? Anybody?

[igster]

Sooner than Christina into a trailer park.

What are you talking about PB&K?

[OrneryEggPlant]

I didn't quite get all that. I happen to like spam. It surely isn't healthy and may contain things not listed on the label, but it sure tastes good. Even grilled.

[insearchofjustin]

Who here likes pickles? I think they're good.

[bonzbabe]

OK, I'm game. I like pickles. Are we going to try and see how many times we can change the subject in here?

My favorites are bread and butter.

[OrneryEggPlant]

I really don't care for anything that is pickled (maybe an occasional bar-hottie). My mom used to make something called "cold pickles" in the fridge. They only took a few days. Those were ok. The worst thing are those lame-arse pickled jalapenos you get on restaurant nachos. Fresh peppers are much better.

[kevy1]

Clausen's Kosher Dill pickeles are the BEST!

[Cali_1]

Cinnamon Altoids are the best!

[igster]

My cat's breath smells like catfood.

[kevy1]

speaking of breath candy
Dentyne ICE (Artic Chill) will KILL you! it's so fricken strong I about choked on it.

[bonzbabe]

Zingo's Extra Stength Caffeinated Peppermints washed down with a strong cup of coffee will really wake you up.

[insearchofjustin]

They have some hot-ass mints at the bagel place across the street. I just dared my co-worker to take a box, and she stole a damn SIGN instead.

Funny... the things a grown adult does for entertainment.

[igster]

I've decided after much experimentation that I hate Indian food also. Countless dishes that all taste like curry.

[insearchofjustin]

The Indians who live down the hall from me cook with all the windows open, and when I try to open my windows around dinner time to get some fresh air circulating in my apartment, I get big whiffs of curry.

Nasty sh*t.

Dill pickles rock. Sweet pickles is the name of a bus, and that should be it.

Remeber Dotty Dog from the Get-Along-Gang?

[OrneryEggPlant]

Yes, but if you like curry (kahdi) you can order anything off the menu and like it. What you said man!

[igster]

Gerkins or is it gherkins?

Where's my pickle dictionary? Pictionary?

[OrneryEggPlant]

Insearchof...are you suggesting that indian food has dog in it? (How do you make that tongue thing?)

[bonzbabe]

ig, it's gherkins. My mom insists on pronouncing it jerkins. Drives me nuts.

[insearchofjustin]

I was simply trying to change the topic once again.

It's Chinese food that has dog in it.

[Cali_1]

I thought it was the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box that had kangaroo meat in them...

Do ya'll have a JITB restaurant in your area?

[igster]

jerkin is something else

[kevy1]

I thought wang food had CAT in it.
have you heard that Combo #5 song?

[bonzbabe]

There was a rumor that there were maggots in the Taco Bell meat in Manitowoc. Really haven't been able to eat anything with ground beef in it from there since then.

[igster]

I don't want to know what wang food is.

[insearchofjustin]

No Jack In The Boxes here. I'm convinced we have nothing in Minnesota.

[kevy1]

ok I think I won't be able to eat ground beef now!
I can't eat at Taco Bell anyone it make me very very sick. and the all food smells like Dog food.

[kevy1]

you mean Jack In The E~coli!

[OrneryEggPlant]

I read somewhere that livestock was once kept just to be killed so the "ranchers" could harvest the maggots. High in protein I'll bet.

[insearchofjustin]

Ornery, you know a lot about foods... work in a grocery store?

[Rifftech.com]

Just hangin out , Once in a while checking to see what's on the menu.
I like pickles but don't like curry very much unless I put it on spam.
Anyone got a good recipe for pumpkin pie?
have a good day and good karma.
Mikael

[bonzbabe]

He likes us, he really likes us. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/biggrin.gif

[kevy1]

pumpkin cheese cake is the best.

[insearchofjustin]

Pumpkin bagels with creme cheese... hot out of the oven. Mmm Mmm Good!

[bonzbabe]

Pumpkin donuts and apple cider, yum, yum, yum. My dad always took me to Donut King this time of year especially for those. I miss those times. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/frown.gif

[OrneryEggPlant]

No, not a grocery store, but you might say I'm in the food business.

[insearchofjustin]

Donut King?

Do they have Nick action figures there?

[Cali_1]

I thought Ornery was a farmer...

[OrneryEggPlant]

I must have been "MIA" Whatsa Nick?

[kevy1]

hummm wonder if Krispy Kreame will have pumpkin donuts?

[insearchofjustin]

No, I think Ornery just eats a lot of stuff.

[OrneryEggPlant]

You are correct inserachof... I love to eat but it really doesn't show.

[bonzbabe]

ISOJ, are you in any way related to Leonard Nimoy?

[Cali_1]

Live long and prosper...

Did you know both Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner made albums? Must be why you see Bill doing the Priceline commercials: just Bust a Move!

Just throwing out useless information!

[bonzbabe]

Cali, that differs from any other day in here how? Not just you, everyone I mean.

Think this thread will hit 100 before everyone's gone today? I know all the East Coasters and Midwesterners are gone, but we've still got the West Coast.

The latest Priceline.com commercial cracks me up. It's kind of got that Groove Is In The Heart beat to it.

[kevy1]

Bonz are you on the WEST COAST?

Thread subject name should be changed to
"useless information"

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[Cali_1]

bonz, check your pm's please http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/smile.gif

[ellenmed]

ROTF LOL!!!

This thread is HILARIOUS!!!

Why do I miss all the fun!?!?!

You guys are classic. The finest piece of work is in here. You rawk rifftec.com!...or whatever.

[kevy1]

Pen says HEY!

[bonzbabe]

No, not from West Coast, just working from home again. I never leave LD, LOL.

Cali, checking PMs.