Revenge Haikus

[insearchofjason]

It's been a long time. So to spice things up... revenge haikus!

Sugar on gas cap
Lay cap on top of the car
Thinks sugar in tank

Paint house side with oil
Latex won’t stick to oil base
Words can’t disappear

Metal forks in lawn
Will mess up a lawn mower
Insert sharp side up

[insearchofjason]

For the newbies who don't know what a haiku is, it's simple:

First line = 5 syllables
Second line = 7 syllables
Third line = 5 syllables

Or just PM Pen&Kev... she's the master. ;)

[Red50]

Roundup on the lawn
Hidden words in the winter
Visible in spring

[vester]

Bag of doggie doo
Alight on neighbour's front porch
Ring doorbell and run

[blubutterfly21]

eggs in a basket
they sure have velocity
make design on doors

[NikDC]

Night of imbibing
Incriminating Photos.
Tush not your best side

Posted on the 'net
And the men's room at your job
No more dates for you.


[Edited by NikDC on April 5th, 2001 at 10:37 AM]

[PB&Kev]

What does that have to do with revenge Nik? ;)

AND, ISOJ, why the revenge theme? Are you looking for ideas? Mad at someone?

If not, I can always use them...keep 'em coming! :D

[NikDC]

Better, PB? ;)

[vester]

Bonjour Pizza Man
Ten lovely all meat pizzas
Noisy vegan next door

[PB&Kev]

Much. ;)

Now I need one and I suck at haiku.

[insearchofjason]

No real reason... they were talking about this stuff on the radio station this morning and I figured we could make haikus out of the subject.

You never know when a good revenge idea would come in handy though. ;)

[Red50]

One tire at a time
Air pressure will slowly go
One spare will not do

[Edited by Red50 on April 5th, 2001 at 12:13 PM]

[blubutterfly21]

Toilet papered trees
Decorate your pristine lawn
Everyone laughs HA!