something wicked this way comes

[iggy]

What were we talking about?

Oh yeah...

Grrr http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/mad.gif

[iggy]

We're silly little possums.

[iggy]

Should a horror movie be made within the confines of the 80's forum where we are all stalked by a seething psychopath bent on our total destruction, which type of victim will you most likely be?

- first to be axed while taking a brown in the john (usually reserved for the ethnic folks)
- buxom starlet cursed with a sprained ankle while said monster is giving chase
- smart ass who says there's no such thing as monsters
- killed off screen, but your head is later discovered by the lone survivor during an introspective scene
- the lone survivor who knocks over a bookcase thinking it will slow down the monster
- the thought-to-be mutilated hero who shows up at the end to torch the beast and utter some deliciously clever line like "Hot enough for ya?" or "This time it was the heat, and not the humidity."

Do tell. Shut up, I'm wasting time.

[NEWBS]

killed off screen, but your head is later discovered by the lone survivor during an introspective scene

That would be ME!

Curious: Who is the psychopath? FSU? McCheese? NEWBS?

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[insearchofjustin]

I'd probably be caught knocking over a bookshelf and thinking it will stop the killer. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/rolleyes.gif

Ig, watch a little too much Scooby Doo last night?

[iggy]

I'd so get an ax in the back of the head while giving a condescending speech about how there are no such thing as monsters/ghosts/whatever and how we're all perfectly...thunk.

[Cali_1]

Did you hear that noise? It's coming from the basement...I'm gonna check it out...I'll be right back!

[insearchofjustin]

Whoops... Cali's gone.

[NEWBS]

Cali must be the "buxom starlet cursed with a sprained ankle while said monster is giving chase".

[Cali_1]

Half of that description would be right - the ankle part http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/smile.gif

[insearchofjustin]

Cali's dog can be Scooby.

[Luv2RockNsweat]

Killed off screen, maybe on screen. In any event, the Killer refuses to off me despite my urging him to slam the hatchet into my skull. Instead he loads me up with blood thinners and offers me to my subordinates (all of which are frustrated by lousey sales reporting tools, cryptic commission schedules and ever changing bonus plans) who are quick to dismember me using any available office supplies.

[pen&kev]

Can I be the idiot teenybopper who smokes a "jay" with the captain of the football team then while rolling in the hay gets pitchforked?

[NEWBS]

pen,
I'll bet you wish Sebastian would get "pitchforked" about now. 0 for 4 on kicks beyond 40 yards? I could do THAT well.

[Short Chris]

"Hey now, I've got an idea. While everyone else is off checking out that noise, let's get naked in this bed, which is right next to that door we never opened before. You know, that door over there right next to the really large sword collection in the open glass case."

Yup, that's my fate in Iggy's Piece de Resistance.

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[iggy]

I guess nobody's feeling heroic. Where's Nikki when you need her?

[NikDC]

The repeatedly almost-killed heroine who each time narrowly escapes, despite being trapped in a car/room/tunnel with the psychopath, running upstairs while being chased, and trying repeatedly to get a hold of the police sending each person who responds to her pleas to their doom, who pops up at the end and shoots, stabs, chainsaws, and burns the bad guy before thanking God that it's all over, therefore setting up the sequel.

[iggy]

Our hero.

Avenge our deaths by building life size statues in Nick Carter's front yard.

[insearchofjustin]

I feel dizzy.

[NikDC]

Each of which will be decapitated in the sequel as one by one a family member of yours is picked off.

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[iggy]

This time it's personal.

The call is coming from inside the house.

[NikDC]

I'm scared, Chris. Please hold me. Chris! Oh no! CHRIS! Damn you, psychopath. I'll get you for this.

[iggy]

Is what I heard true about Rosko going crazy from LD withdrawal and vowing to splatter us all? That would explain the loads of dead kittens hither and yon.

[insearchofjustin]

Hither and yon? OK, WHO'S the psychopath?

[pen&kev]

*thud*...Damn, who left the dead body lying in the hallway??? It's tuff enuf walking around drunk on Sisco. Wait, why are those birds pecking at the window? Where's my dolly named Chucky?


NEWBS - Damn and we wasted a first round draft pick for the polish cannon too http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/icons/icon8.gif It was an awesome game though! Special congrats to Mary - still undefeated!

[iggy]

What do you mean?

*twitch twitch*

(or slapping my left ass cheek 12 times to some of you)

[insearchofjustin]

No kidding... how 'bout those Vikings!

They beat the Bucs... take that! http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/tongue.gif

[iggy]

Yeah, but the Redskins...nevermind.

[NEWBS]

ISOJ
Look ahead to Dec.10

Minnesota at St.Louis

Could they BOTH be undefeated at that time? Probably not, but what a game it would be!

[insearchofjustin]

Noobz, you'll have to fly up here for a game.

Do they play the Falcons this year? If they do, I hope they wipe Anderson's ass all over the field.

I'm still bitter about that last-minute loss a few years ago that kept us out of the Superbowl. I was at that game. *insert mad face*

Why don't I know the code for a mad face?

[iggy]

http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/mad.gif

[insearchofjustin]

There you go, you closet smiley poster, you.

[NEWBS]

ISOJ
and the Dirty-Birds thought we had the makings of a great football team. What a fall from grace!

You guys can insert any QB and have a great team. "Who needs Randall and Jeff? Let's try Daunte this year." Success just the same.

[iggy]

Oh, forgot the grrr.

Grrr http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/mad.gif

[NikDC]

Excellent Grrr, iggy. Almost the same effect as when I do it. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/biggrin.gif

: mad : ISOJ. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/mad.gif grrrr.

[Mike]

No, this is how you do it...

Grrrr
http://smilecwm.tripod.com/big/firemad.gif

[insearchofjustin]

Grrr. http://talk.livedaily.com/docs/mad.gif

Yes, that's how I felt.

[SidewaysY]

I came on too late~ <sigh> But I know (after reading Hannibal) what I'd be in the movie. I'd be the nutty woman who falls in love with the psychopath and thinks that he'll love me enough to spare my life and live happily ever after. (Then... of course... my head would be found later...)

[bonzbabe]

Oh let's see, I'd probably be the whiny one who stands around screaming while everyone else gets killed, who everyone wishes would get killed so she'd shut up, but doesn't.

Or else I'd turn out to be the "real" killer getting revenge on all the snotty cheerleaders and cool football players for making fun of me.

[Java]

I’d probabably be the guy who interrupts the movie to put on a commercial for a mouthwash...

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[~CharlotteSometimes~]

Well since I always end up doing something dumb when I'm flustered : - buxom starlet cursed with a sprained ankle while said monster is giving chase.... I'm thinking It would more be like: Cursing cause I sprained my ankle and completely oblivious that the monster was right behind me and ready to devour me...


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[iggy]

Sideways, it's just scary that you even liked Hannibal.